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Default Blessed and Safe VD, True Christians! - 02-14-2010, 03:17 PM
The "Blessed" part comes in when you heave Stones at those poor, misguided Souls you see who look like they may be in "love"

The "Safe" part comes when you split & run

Have fun Wound-ing those who would attempt to spread lurve instead of the Gospel of hate that Jesus actually Preached!

Don't Believe me? Just ask any one of our Godly and Biblically-Correct Pastors!
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Default Re: Blessed and Safe VD, True Christians! - 02-14-2010, 05:18 PM
Amen Sister!

As far as Stones are concerned, I'm 300 % ready.

Deuteronomy 27:2
And it shall be on the day when ye shall pass over Jordan unto the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, that thou shalt set thee up great stones, and plaister them with plaister:

Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: Blessed and Safe VD, True Christians! - 02-14-2010, 06:04 PM
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Amen Sister!

As far as Stones are concerned, I'm 300 % ready.

Deuteronomy 27:2
And it shall be on the day when ye shall pass over Jordan unto the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, that thou shalt set thee up great stones, and plaister them with plaister:
Do you have a lot of Stones, Brother?
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Default Re: Blessed and Safe VD, True Christians! - 02-15-2010, 02:32 AM
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Default Re: Blessed and Safe VD Templeton, True Christians! - 02-15-2010, 03:01 PM
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