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Default Results of the Most Satanic American President in History - Abraham Lincoln - 08-13-2011, 08:30 PM

One of the most troubling aspects of God's favorite country is that there are so many homer-based "religions" which call themselves Christian. While this in and of itself is not a problem for a True Christian ™ (Real Christians need no fear the Godless masses) it still begs the question: How did so many "feel-good, whiney, supposedly Christian branches (saying they're branches of the True Faith) come into power in America?

Well, to answer this question we must go back almost 150 years. You see, during that time there was a secret war going on. Northern homers were waging a war against Godly Southerners. Then, in an insult against every God-Fearing man, woman and child in the country Satan managed to get the great hypocrite elected as the President of the United States - Abraham Lincoln. The only thing Lincoln hated more than slaves, America, and state rights was God. In an effort to weaken the True Church, Lincoln took it upon himself to launch several wars under the guise of abolishing slavery.

War 1: To take away the God-given rights of God-loving Southerners.

War 2: To Keep those who believe in God under the heel of the Godless federal government which was slowly being taken over by liberal homers.

War 3: To strip the power of Godly Judges in the Supreme Court.

War 4: To plant the seeds of atheism within all levels of government.

War 5: To call up God-fearing young men from state militias to fight against Godly Southern men. This paved the way for homers, liberals, frogs, papists, and carpet-baggers to invade every aspect of everyone's life.

While these other wars were terrible and horrific, the most vile war was Lincoln's war against God himself. Lincoln believed that the federal government's role in America was to take the place of God - that there was no room for any power but that of the secular(satanist) government.
Since that time various Godly presidents have tried to reverse the trend, but they were always blocked by satanist lawmakers and judges.


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Default Re: Results of the Most Satanic American President in History - Abraham Lincoln - 08-13-2011, 11:23 PM

Not to mention he was a queer.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Results of the Most Satanic American President in History - Abraham Lincoln - 08-13-2011, 11:34 PM

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Not to mention he was a queer.
Thank you for that bit on information Pastor Ezekiel. I had not some across that in my research. Do you think, perhaps, that the libertards, demoncrats, mudslimes, and joos are participating in a conspiracy to cover up Lincoln's real satanic agenda?

There have been many satanic presidents in history. The only one who comes close to Lincoln's depravity is the cursed by God Jerry's kid, Roosevelt. Lincoln paved the way for Roosevelt to corrupt every Godly aspect of government left.

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5000 Years Ago, Moses Said To Israel, "Pick Up Your Shovels,Mount Your Asses And Camels, And I Will Lead You To The Promised Land." When Welfare Was Introduced, Roosevelt Said, "Lay Down Your Shovels, Sit On Your Asses, And Light Up A Camel, This Is The Promised Land." Today The Government Has Stolen Your Shovel, Taxed Your Asses, Raised The Price Of Camels And Mortgaged The Promised Land To China


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So what president would you consider not satanic?
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Default Re: Results of the Most Satanic American President in History - Abraham Lincoln - 08-14-2011, 01:37 PM

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So what president would you consider not satanic?
There have been several Presidents who have spread the good word, and spent their time in the White House trying to undo what the evil homer liberals have done to God's favorite country. I'll just name a few for your contemplation.

Andrew Jackson - His approach to heathenism was unimpeachable.

Richard Nixon - His name says it all.

Both Bush's - They should be canidates for sainthood.

Shall I go on? Even Thomas Jefferson had to beat women off with a stick because they were so attracted to his Godliness. You really should pick up the King James 1611 version of the bible, read it, and then pick up a history book which wasn't written in the last twenty years.


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