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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-31-2007, 09:09 PM
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It does say MEN ONLY you know! 
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Then get out.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
08-01-2007, 01:37 AM
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Then get out.
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We don't allow queers in here either, jooboy. Better take a hike.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
08-01-2007, 01:59 AM
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We don't allow queers in here either, jooboy. Better take a hike. |
I'm not a queer.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
08-01-2007, 07:13 AM
So why are you in here Pastor?
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
08-01-2007, 01:46 PM
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So why are you in here Pastor?
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Defending your boyfriend won't help keep you out of the lake of fire, homerta. Your jokes won't sound so funny when you are spending eternity gargling satan's scalding hot spunk. and sweet Jesus how I look forward to that day! 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
08-01-2007, 05:21 PM
Cool. i look forward to the day you also die in that case, maybe we'll have a joint funeral?
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
08-01-2007, 05:45 PM
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Cool. i look forward to the day you also die in that case, maybe we'll have a joint funeral?
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There is no way even your corpse could make it past the front gate of Freehold. God only knows what kind of terrorist bomb your terrorist pals like Joo would stuff up your gut.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
08-01-2007, 06:30 PM
I see. And I'd expect worse from you to be honest.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
08-01-2007, 08:22 PM
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I see. And I'd expect worse from you to be honest.
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Nonsense. I have a perfectly good wood chipper.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
08-02-2007, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Defending your boyfriend won't help keep you out of the lake of fire, homerta. Your jokes won't sound so funny when you are spending eternity gargling satan's scalding hot spunk. and sweet Jesus how I look forward to that day! |
You want to watch someone gargle Satan's sperm? You're sick.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
08-02-2007, 05:41 AM
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Nonsense. I have a perfectly good wood chipper.
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Ixnay on the ipperchay! Remember Mrs. Istlepay.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
08-03-2007, 11:01 AM
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Ixnay on the ipperchay! Remember Mrs. Istlepay.
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Pig Latin isn't very hard to understand.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
08-03-2007, 12:19 PM
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Pig Latin isn't very hard to understand.
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I thought Pig Latin wasn't kosher.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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