[BrotherLarry]

Fellow Lovers of the Lord:

I have been asked to serve as advisor for a new ex-gay ministry called GODSMOCK: God’s Men of Christ Kneeling. It is primarily a prayer group but my understanding is they need to learn how to pray effectively and fervently. They heard that I spend a lot of time on my knees and were thrilled when I agreed to share my experience with them. Praise Jesus!

[BibleReader2231]

Brother Larry,

I admire how you can be on your knees so much. It seems every post I read from you has to have something about being on your knees. If this is the most effective way to pray, I would love the opportunity to spend time with you and be on my knees as well. I would love the chance to see and experience your technique in person. I would love to learn how you do it so that I can impress my Pa as well as my local Pastor.

Yours in Christ,

Maxine

[BrotherLarry]

Sister

I don’t think it is appropriate for me to teach you. Follow the example of Jesus and He will answer as He has promised. Plus, since you aren’t favored as a True Christian ™ yet, GOD would not want us to be unequally yoked.

[BibleReader2231]

I hope some day I am able to share time with a True Christian™️ man who will teach me what it means to be on my knees. For the Lord of course. I practice often with my Pa but wanted to see your technique first hand.