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Default Don't Come to Landover Baptist on a Mule - 07-25-2021, 03:11 PM

One of the most disgusting trends in Christianity goes by the name, Cowboys for Christ. Attendees wear cowboy hats and jeans in church. There is even a national site for this misguided branch of Christianity. Cowboys For Christ

I learned there is some of it here in Iowa. I wish I could stop it. It is going on about two hours north of us here in Freehold. A couple in a small town rides two mules into a nearby state park. They ride around the park Saturday night telling campers a "Cowboy Church Service will be held at 10 AM."

Apparently they wear their cowboy costumes and conduct some kind of church service. How they do proper music with no church organ I don't know.

To honor Jesus, people attending church should arrive in a late model car, freshly washed. They should be wearing the best clothing they own. Jesus frowns on those who sache into church like they are coming to a square dance.

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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Don't Come to Landover Baptist on a Mule - 07-27-2021, 12:05 AM

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One of the most disgusting trends in Christianity goes by the name, Cowboys for Christ. Attendees wear cowboy hats and jeans in church. There is even a national site for this misguided branch of Christianity. Cowboys For Christ

I learned there is some of it here in Iowa. I wish I could stop it. It is going on about two hours north of us here in Freehold. A couple in a small town rides two mules into a nearby state park. They ride around the park Saturday night telling campers a "Cowboy Church Service will be held at 10 AM."

Apparently they wear their cowboy costumes and conduct some kind of church service. How they do proper music with no church organ I don't know.

To honor Jesus, people attending church should arrive in a late model car, freshly washed. They should be wearing the best clothing they own. Jesus frowns on those who sache into church like they are coming to a square dance.

Des Moines Register (newsmemory.com)

Oh, how disgusting is this, dear Brother Mayor Hold?! I mean, this is 2021, in case those cowboys have no access to a calendar. I have a hunch that they think they are emulating the way the traveled in day. But, as had no access to a beautiful, classic automobile, He had no other choice, other than to use the mule!

Matthew 21:2,3:
2 Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me.
3 And if any man say ought unto you, ye shall say, The hath need of them; and straightway he will send them.

As I've mentioned, there is no need of this type of transportation in this day and age. I can't begin to imagine the state of the lawns and parking lots at the churches that those cowboys go to. And, you're quite right, dear Brother Mayor Hold, that one should arrive at church, wearing one's best clothing, and arriving in a proper vehicle. I am afraid, however, that my 1959 is the newest "late model" car that I own, as you shall see in the second photo!

Those cowboys and horse riders should be ashamed of themselves for arriving at church, as shown below.
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