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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 06-09-2017, 02:18 PM

70% of the population around the world are weird. Beasity or humans who are interested in furries are weird and disgusting.
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 06-11-2017, 06:36 AM

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Beasity or humans who are interested in furries are weird and disgusting.
Yeah, in exactly the same way that gay people are. I'm glad we agree that our own sense of disgust at their sexual habits entitles us to judge them.
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 06-11-2017, 10:59 AM

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Everyone who rejects Jesus is under demonic influence. Other stuff not in the bible.

No they aren't.
Give me a single biblical verse that says that directly. Not taking five verses, then taking two of them out of context, and then taking a third one and saying it's a metaphor, and then taking the fifth one to combine with the first two taken out of context, and then throwing in a metaphor, and then using this as some passage the supports your reasoning.
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That has no other verses directly correlating to it.
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 06-11-2017, 11:27 AM

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No they aren't.
Give me a single biblical verse that says that directly. Not taking five verses, then taking two of them out of context, and then taking a third one and saying it's a metaphor, and then taking the fifth one to combine with the first two taken out of context, and then throwing in a metaphor, and then using this as some passage the supports your reasoning.
1 verse.
That has no other verses directly correlating to it.
There are no verses having no other verses directly correlating. If you have noticed I always include the fullest context for all Bible texts. Can you think of a reason why I'd do that?

This is not a science class. Satan controls everyone from infancy. Jesus offers an escape, a very costly escape from the everlasting pain and torture we deserve. Are born deserving. And most people get what they deserve. Jesus died to break the power of sin and we can accept His loving offer. Most people would rather stay vile, filthy things. Nothing changes for them. The Bible explains that only Christians are set free from the just outcomes of being born, and conceived in, the most abominable filth; outcomes like agony, wailing, torment in smoke while being gassed with no prospect of ever getting used to it. Satan cops it too. Up until you accept your own worthlessness and the unique opportunity offered by Jesus you remain enslaved. Satan is in charge as The Bible explains very well START READING HERE and pay particular attention when YOU REACH THIS CHAPTER.

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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 06-11-2017, 04:39 PM

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No they aren't.
Give me a single biblical verse that says that directly.
Give me one single sentence that explains how magnets work - don't give me several - don't tell me that one of the sentences has some word in it that means something else...

The more intelligent you are, the more you can understand the whole story.

We True Christians understand the whole story.

Perhaps if I ask you to find a verse in which someone beset by demons actually gets into heaven...





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Japanese is an East Asian language that developed from Chinese.
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Do you have a source for this claim?
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So off I went to have a read and the first paragraph was particularly interesting, especially the section I've highlighted in yellow with blue writing just so you can spot it:


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An Overview of the History of the Japanese Language
Draft 4.0
Daniel J. Vogler
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Linguistics 450
Cynthia Hallen


Theories have sprung up to explain the origin of the Japanese language until they have become as varied as the seasons. In fact, Roy Miller, a profuse writer and well-respected authority on this language, says with respect to unraveling its ancestry, "Only one [predominant] language of one major nation remains today without clarification of its origins — Japanese" (Miller 1980, 26). In this paper I will explore the major theories attempting to connect Japanese to other known languages, after first presenting some of the changes from Old Japanese to Modern Japanese, including both the written and spoken forms.

I sort of felt the interest waning..
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Give me a single biblical verse that says that directly.
1 verse.
That has no other verses directly correlating to it.
It doesn't work that way, helper. For reasons that have been described. Many verses don't even represent single sentences, never mind complete ideas. Consider Ephesians 1: 3-14:

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Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who hath blessed us with all spiritual blessings in heavenly places in Christ:
Oh my, I ran out of room already. I'm not sure you have the attention span for that entire sentence. Maybe Bible study isn't for you? (I trust you to look up the entire passage.)

But in this case, for your game of Biblical tetris where each verse is a whole thing evaluated free of context, and to keep more verses coming, the past has to be destroyed, we can play that.

Leviticus 18: 22:
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Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Homosexuality is an abomination. (Female homosexuality is dealt with elsewhere. I'm not sure if that makes it impossible for you to understand that God hates both? That would require keeping two or more verses in one's mind at once, after all.)
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 06-12-2017, 05:25 PM

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So off I went to have a read and the first paragraph was particularly interesting, especially the section I've highlighted in yellow with blue writing just so you can spot it:
That's so interesting.

I don't want to cast any aspersions on Miss Krauser. She has very precious ideas and I hope she never changes!

But I said to myself, If I were a wormtongue sent by Satan to spread falsehood, and I knew that my time was very precious because I'd soon be burnt to a crisp by God's love for humanity, and also I wasn't particularly bright, how would I behave?

I think that, rather than looking for sources to answer questions I had, I would probably just arrive willy-nilly at falsehoods, and then search for justification for my claims whenever they were challenged. And not look very hard, so if the Google excerpt seemed to support my position, I'd just accept it.

So then, it wasn't very surprising when my search to justify the claim that the "japanese language originated from chinese" turned up the link Miss Krauser provided, right at the top, second only to the Devil's Encyclopedia link.

I believe that this is exactly how our young people are being led astray. They haven't the mental capacity to remember the sources of what they imagine knowledge, and they believe the first thing they hear-- then, when challenged, they hastily look up sources to support their claims, rather than try to discover if their original sources were correct. Perhaps the real reason Miss Krauser believes that Japanese originated from Chinese is that her precious 9th grade Japanese teacher told her that? Or perhaps it's because she met a wereboar in DeviantArt that told her that? I'm sure she no longer remembers, but no matter-- using the internet, she can pretend to justify any claim, and who's going to look?

Beyond True Christians, I mean.

And that's why it's so important that we True Christians keep doing what we're doing. We don't need to waste precious resources on remembering sources, because for us, there's only one Source. We know What we believe. We know why we believe It. That protects us from psychological devils like "confirmation bias" or "cherry-picking" or the "Texas sharpshooter fallacy."

That's part of what God meant when He wrote in Psalm 119: 3:
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They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.
Watch for the wormtongue's next move: to skim the paper, then double down on some misinterpretation. I'm not saying who, but to the wormtongue it is impossible to abandon her earlier error, because to do so would be to abandon her self-proclaimed authority.

Let's save her some time and face, and just address the inevitable rebuttal now, by offering in response, "So Vietnamese is a Romance language then?"
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Ephesians 1 . KJV . look up
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He hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,

Is that why..because Jesus has chosen me..I have no wish to play this dumb game? Or whatever it is?
Just imagine if He had not chosen me! I'd be doing Pokémon Go all over the place, walking under trains, mistakenly eating arsenic toadstools, falling off cliffs..
And then I'd wind up in HELL FOREVER
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Ephesians 1 . KJV . look up
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He hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,
Is that why..because Jesus has chosen me..I have no wish to play this dumb game? Or whatever it is?
Just imagine if He had not chosen me! I'd be doing Pokémon Go all over the place, walking under trains, mistakenly eating arsenic toadstools, falling off cliffs..
And then I'd wind up in HELL FOREVER
Pretty much the game itself is dumb and boring, I rather sit down and use a gps hack on that game than risking being mugged, killed by mother nature, killed by human nature (pollutions, cars who doesn't follow the speed limit and more things like falling in a manhole) and going to different locations that I don't want to because its cold and hurts me. But still its not worthed. Your like playing a story mode game with a sad ending with no sounds.

I rather do the dishes that will last 1 hour because its tall than play a non-sence game.


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Dear Sinner,

We don't do e-mails, we preach on the streets and spread the good Word on this Wonderful Forum.

You're referring to the brainchild called 頭文字D(イニシャル・ディー)
by しげの秀一? A delivery boy transformed into an illegal street racer. As I said, streets are for preaching and Jesus is for Delivery.

Matthew 6:13
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

And that is as much as we need to know about 頭文字D, but you have still a lot to learn about Jesus! Jesus not only requires your 'entire opinion' but your whole Life!

Deuteronomy 6:5
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.


That is all.


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We don't do e-mails, we preach on the streets and spread the good Word on this Wonderful Forum.

You're referring to the brainchild called 頭文字D(イニシャル・ディー)
by しげの秀一? A delivery boy transformed into an illegal street racer. As I said, streets are for preaching and Jesus is for Delivery.

Matthew 6:13
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

And that is as much as we need to know about 頭文字D, but you have still a lot to learn about Jesus! Jesus not only requires your 'entire opinion' but your whole Life!

Deuteronomy 6:5
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That is all.


Yours is Christ,

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I got what I needed from you radicals. I love initial d, and his name is takumi. But from your view he has been possessed by the devil to race, on a thing made for transportation, not yelling about fake crap. So id rather live a real life rather that waste it praying to some fake guy in the sky. And wish me luck on my next track drift race.
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 08-16-2017, 02:48 AM

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Dear Sinner,

We don't do e-mails, we preach on the streets and spread the good Word on this Wonderful Forum.

You're referring to the brainchild called 頭文字D(イニシャル・ディー)
by しげの秀一? A delivery boy transformed into an illegal street racer. As I said, streets are for preaching and Jesus is for Delivery.

Matthew 6:13
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

And that is as much as we need to know about 頭文字D, but you have still a lot to learn about Jesus! Jesus not only requires your 'entire opinion' but your whole Life!

Deuteronomy 6:5
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.


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Wow I can't believe how you radicals got yourself so involved with a cult that you decided to shame one of my favorite animes, you are just a bunch of brainwashed idiots, this is hilarious
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 09-11-2017, 02:37 PM



Pokemon is evil A.I. and it's trying to kill humans.
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 09-11-2017, 09:15 PM

Oh nooooo I play Pokemon GO and I'm a faggot that means I'm going to Hell with other gay people you win this round Jesus!
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Angry Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 01-20-2019, 04:15 AM

I still have to chase kids off my property on occasion. Apparently the Blood of Christ Motel is a Pokemon Go "hotspot." I've told them there aren't any Jap demons on my property, and my boy George Bush Lukes has thrown rocks at them (John 8:7), but they don't listen and they keep coming back every few days. A warning shot into the air may be the next necessary step to take.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 01-20-2019, 04:57 PM

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I still have to chase kids off my property on occasion. Apparently the Blood of Christ Motel is a Pokemon Go "hotspot." I've told them there aren't any Jap demons on my property, and my boy George Bush Lukes has thrown rocks at them (John 8:7), but they don't listen and they keep coming back every few days. A warning shot into the air may be the next necessary step to take.
Mr. Lukes, I have heard that you can get in touch with the creators of the game and ask them to take your motel out of the game. Being the evil people that they are, they probably won't listen, but it's worth a try.


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Mr. Lukes, I have heard that you can get in touch with the creators of the game and ask them to take your motel out of the game. Being the evil people that they are, they probably won't listen, but it's worth a try.
I called up the Nips on their telephone line. They started speaking some Godawful slant jibbering, "Moshi moshi, Nintendo desu." I recited Ephesians 4:29 at him and hung up. Does anyone know how to translate Jap moonspeak into God's American?


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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 01-20-2019, 05:48 PM

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Does anyone know how to translate Jap moonspeak into God's American?
If you can get a reply from the office (and good luck with that!) then maybe they could get one of Pastor Zeke's houseboys to help. But I'd go for some sort of electric fencing.


Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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