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  • #16
    Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business!

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Since the darkies have been molly coddled by the liberals, they have grown especially sensitive. To keep them from burning down and looting their own neighborhoods, we employ the more compassionate term "nigra", "nigro", or just "nig" to refer to jigaboos.
    As I understand it, a very good man told me that this Smyth person has proven himself to be a man of God already and for this intrusion, I am very sorry Smyth.

    As for them banana benders, I will make sure to use the appropriate term. Thanks much brother.

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    • #17
      Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business!

      Originally posted by Venerated Wolf View Post
      As I understand it, a very good man told me that this Smyth person has proven himself to be a man of God already and for this intrusion, I am very sorry Smyth.

      As for them banana benders, I will make sure to use the appropriate term. Thanks much brother.

      Much better, my friend. I know my Brother Smyth well and, as a devout True Christian™ man, I am certain he forgives you. We are commanded to do so.

      Matthew 18:21-22 "Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

      Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven."

      Now, let's have an introduction in the proper forum. Tell us about yourself, what church you attend, your most cherished verse of Scripture and any filthy sin that you need Jesus' help with to keep at bay.

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • #18
        Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business!

        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
        Much better, my friend. I know my Brother Smyth well and, as a devout True Christian™ man, I am certain he forgives you. We are commanded to do so.

        Matthew 18:21-22 "Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

        Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven."

        Now, let's have an introduction in the proper forum. Tell us about yourself, what church you attend, your most cherished verse of Scripture and any filthy sin that you need Jesus' help with to keep at bay.

        In Christ
        Maybe later as I am a bit busy right now.

        Funny enough, Pastor Ezekiel gave me an infraction for my last reply (the one where I apologized, no idea why). I do not know whatwhat the infractions are for but it is a shame that there is no way to contact said pastor. I take it I am not welcomed here?

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        • #19
          Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business!

          Originally posted by Fleabitten Wolf View Post
          Maybe later as I am a bit busy right now.

          Funny enough, Pastor Ezekiel gave me an infraction for my last reply (the one where I apologized, no idea why). I do not know whatwhat the infractions are for but it is a shame that there is no way to contact said pastor. I take it I am not welcomed here?
          The infractions are little friendly warnings that you are on the road to Hell and you need to get right with Jesus. If I were you I would be worried about the infraction at the end of the road, the one Jesus is going to give you right before He tosses you into Hell.
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          • #20
            Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business!

            Originally posted by Fleabitten Wolf View Post
            Maybe later as I am a bit busy right now.

            Funny enough, Pastor Ezekiel gave me an infraction for my last reply (the one where I apologized, no idea why). I do not know whatwhat the infractions are for but it is a shame that there is no way to contact said pastor. I take it I am not welcomed here?
            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

            And if you want to contact me privately, all you have to do is click on the link at the bottom of my signature.

            Is your furry costume obscuring your vision, boy?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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