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Default Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-07-2011, 12:51 AM

I need your prayers. One of my employees keeps making false accusations against me, but I don't know which one it is! This is the 4th time I've gotten a notice from the health department, stating my that the massage parlor I own does not comply with the current health codes. I've already paid almost $10,000 in fines for my masseuses not having the right "permits!" It's not my fault none of my employees can't read or write English! I've also received threats of being shut down because my employees occasionally are "scantily dressed" while performing their duties (i.e. giving a massage, pleasing our customers, speaking with customers over the telephone). I am shocked and appalled that such a claim would be made against any one in my employment. I am a man of God and will not stand for any of my employees prancing around bare naked.

The government should be happy that I'm running such a fine establishment! But what do I get from them instead? FINES AND THREATS OF BEING SHUT DOWN! I'm promoting what this country needs right now - SMALL AMERICAN BUSINESS!

And my employees should be GRATEFUL that I've given them jobs! I've brought them out of the hell-hole of a home they call Thailand and given them a place to sleep, food to eat, and a job. Is it too much to ask for that I demand all of my customers leave happy and satisfied? These damn non-English speaking brats have gotten too spoiled with the kind and loving ways I've been treating them. They don't understand the American work ethic. They complain that I'm working them "too hard." And one of them even has the audacity to report me to the police! For what? Giving her a bed to sleep in? How ungrateful.

My brothers and sisters in Christ, I ask you for your prayers in my hour of need. Pray that God give me the patience during these trying times, discernment for disciplining my employee(s) who have (has) been unfaithful to me, and wisdom for dealing with the corrupt communist Obamanomics government


GOD SUPPORTS CAPITALISM! END THE COMMUNIST TYRANNY!!
THE BIBLE SUPPORTS FREE MARKET CAPITALISM!
Genesis 1:28
THE CHURCH IN JERUSALEM (ACTS 8:1) WAS THE MOST POVERTY STRICKEN CHURCH IN THE NEW TESTAMENT! GOD PUNISHED THEM FOR THEIR SOCIALISTIC WAYS!
OBAMA IS TURNING US INTO THE POVERTY AND SIN-RIDDEN CHURCH OF JERUSALEM!
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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my busines! - 07-07-2011, 04:11 AM

I'm praying, brother.

It's a sad state of affairs when someone can't provide jobs without getting hassled by the government for it.

Lord willing, Obama will get voted out before he can finish fundamentally transforming America into some commie wasteland.

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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my busines! - 07-07-2011, 05:49 AM

It's as if Obama wants to persecute the job creators of our nation in the same manner that Christians were persecuted in the Roman Colosseum. His deep-seated hatred for God, Country, and the Free Enterprise System is everyday becoming more and more apparent.

There is little doubt that the Obama Regime feels threatened that these young Siamese lasses are now in a perfect position to hear about the Good News and about Jesus' desire to form a personal relationship with them, much as liebrals were threatened when Godly Ralph Reed advocated for laborers in the Northern Marianas, who were given a golden opportunity to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and accept Jesus' kind offer of Redemption.

Now these women will likely return to their mud huts and worship their false gods, ensuring their place in the lake of fire for all eternity. And all because Obama hates Freedom and hates God. Shameful.


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Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my busines! - 07-07-2011, 07:04 AM

This is so sad. America has still lot of unemployed people and what does the government do? They try to shutdown the employers.

I pray for You, Mr Kingsley.

And maybe we all True Christians could support your business by using your massage parlor time to time. Maybe you could give us some sort of member card with discount?

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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my busines! - 07-07-2011, 12:24 PM

I see you are plagued with godless bean counters in the US as well as here in England.

These are dark times for us.

We have had a woman rule us for far too long. No wonder God hates our nation.



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Exclamation Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-17-2011, 06:51 PM

This is EXACTLY what Obama wants, he wants to sell all of our business to the chinese and whilst he's at it he wants future generation of our children to be raped repeatedly by communists!!

Whilst I don't approve of physical contact with anyone as a rule, your massage parlor does sound appealing and you have the right to run your own business how you please, that was untill OBAMA got in the doors.

This good country is sailing straight to hell and Obama is stood at the front waving his gun about, smoking on his crack pupe, sipping his 40 and polluting the airwaves with his nigra gangster rap.

This can not continue brother, I hope you manage to beat the system.

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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-18-2011, 03:49 AM

I hope you'll allow my prayer group to send our prayers to you in hope that this monster will stop trying to ruin America and all it's citizens!
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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-25-2011, 08:18 AM

Another sad tale of persecution by the Government trying to ruin the life of a small businessman.

I'm pretty sure your service in the area is 2nd to none and may sustain a price increase therefore making your customers pay the despicable fines for you.
I'm sorry this is the only advice I can offer but I will be saying a prayer for you at the earliest opportunity.


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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-25-2011, 03:33 PM

Genesis 44

1And he commanded the steward .... house, saying, Fill the men... as much as they can carry, and put every man's money in his... mouth.


3As soon as the morning was light, the men were sent away, they and their asses.


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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-25-2011, 05:06 PM

Genesis 44
2And put my .... in the... mouth of the youngest, and his corn money. And he did according to ... had spoken


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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-25-2011, 05:14 PM

I see you have to tamper with the Word of God in order to present yourself as even more of an idiot. Perhaps you should reread Revelation 22:19.



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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-26-2011, 05:30 PM

I will be praying for you brother.

No *racial slur removed* shall tell a man of God how to run his business. Those apes should be appreciating the wonderful example you're setting across americans. They should just return to whichever profane land they came from and leave us good men to peace.
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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-26-2011, 05:36 PM

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I see you have to tamper with the Word of God in order to present yourself as even more of an idiot. Perhaps you should reread Revelation 22:19.



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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-26-2011, 05:40 PM

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No *racial slur removed* shall tell a man of God how to run his business. Those apes should be appreciating the wonderful example you're setting across americans. They should just return to whichever profane land they came from and leave us good men to peace.
Since the darkies have been molly coddled by the liberals, they have grown especially sensitive. To keep them from burning down and looting their own neighborhoods, we employ the more compassionate term "nigra", "nigro", or just "nig" to refer to jigaboos.


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Are you a man of God or are you part of some evil cult? Better get rid of that thing before He decides to smite you.
Please don't be a fool. I will use every implement that God has seen fit to provide me in order to spread His Word.

A local boy recently used a hammer to kill his parents: does that make all hammers evil? You sound like the kind of person who calls for "gun control" when some poor Norwegian lad tries to defend himself from mooslim extremists.



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As I understand it, a very good man told me that this Smyth person has proven himself to be a man of God already and for this intrusion, I am very sorry Smyth.

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As I understand it, a very good man told me that this Smyth person has proven himself to be a man of God already and for this intrusion, I am very sorry Smyth.

As for them banana benders, I will make sure to use the appropriate term. Thanks much brother.

Much better, my friend. I know my Brother Smyth well and, as a devout True Christian™ man, I am certain he forgives you. We are commanded to do so.

Matthew 18:21-22 "Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven."

Now, let's have an introduction in the proper forum. Tell us about yourself, what church you attend, your most cherished verse of Scripture and any filthy sin that you need Jesus' help with to keep at bay.

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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-27-2011, 04:32 AM

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Much better, my friend. I know my Brother Smyth well and, as a devout True Christian™ man, I am certain he forgives you. We are commanded to do so.

Matthew 18:21-22 "Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven."

Now, let's have an introduction in the proper forum. Tell us about yourself, what church you attend, your most cherished verse of Scripture and any filthy sin that you need Jesus' help with to keep at bay.

In Christ
Maybe later as I am a bit busy right now.

Funny enough, Pastor Ezekiel gave me an infraction for my last reply (the one where I apologized, no idea why). I do not know whatwhat the infractions are for but it is a shame that there is no way to contact said pastor. I take it I am not welcomed here?
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Maybe later as I am a bit busy right now.

Funny enough, Pastor Ezekiel gave me an infraction for my last reply (the one where I apologized, no idea why). I do not know whatwhat the infractions are for but it is a shame that there is no way to contact said pastor. I take it I am not welcomed here?
The infractions are little friendly warnings that you are on the road to Hell and you need to get right with Jesus. If I were you I would be worried about the infraction at the end of the road, the one Jesus is going to give you right before He tosses you into Hell.


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Default Re: Obama keeps trying to shut down my business! - 07-27-2011, 04:40 AM

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Maybe later as I am a bit busy right now.

Funny enough, Pastor Ezekiel gave me an infraction for my last reply (the one where I apologized, no idea why). I do not know whatwhat the infractions are for but it is a shame that there is no way to contact said pastor. I take it I am not welcomed here?
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you want to contact me privately, all you have to do is click on the link at the bottom of my signature.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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