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  • #16
    Re: Landover Baptist Church Guidebook for Betrothal and Marriage

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    • #17
      Re: Landover Baptist Church Guidebook for Betrothal and Marriage

      Originally posted by yasoooo View Post
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      Dear demon-spawned spammer,

      Get your sorry ass over to The Introduction Forum and show us you have the courtesy to properly introduce yourself.

      I thought you muzzies were big on courtesy?
      WARNING:
      In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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      • #18
        Landover Baptist Church Guidebook for Betrothal and Marriage

        I personally am 50 50 on the marriage deal, 50 says yes and 50 says no because I know what a divorce entails and I am not ready to deal with that.

        Its bad enough when you break up but to have to mess with a judge,lawyers, etc just doesnt appeal to me in the least bit.

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        • #19
          Re: Landover Baptist Church Guidebook for Betrothal and Marriage

          Originally posted by Carolopisk View Post
          I personally am 50 50 on the marriage deal, 50 says yes and 50 says no because I know what a divorce entails and I am not ready to deal with that.

          Its bad enough when you break up but to have to mess with a judge,lawyers, etc just doesnt appeal to me in the least bit.
          Well, my goodness gracious, Miss Pisk: It is high time, and ever so nice, that you have taken this opportunity to post your first message here, on . I note that you first joined us in August of 2019 and, yet, it's taken many months for you to share a bit of yourself with us. We're so delighted that you have done so, and we look forward to worshiping with you in the future, assuming you know the as your one and only .

          Now, I do hope that you will not mind terribly in my asking you to make your way to our friendly Introduction Forum, where you can post a proper introductory message for us. (And not a moment too soon.) The link to that page is here:

          Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


          Please note our cordial request at the top of that page, which is:

          The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

          Thank you, Dear, and may bless you.

          Sincerely, Isabella W.
          (Mrs.) Isabella White

          Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the blood of Jesus"

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