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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-14-2008, 01:28 PM
Not all fat people are gluttons, comrades.
Gluttony is considered a sin, not being fat.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-14-2008, 01:39 PM
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Not all fat people are gluttons, comrades.
Gluttony is considered a sin, not being fat.
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Could you please quote the verse in the Holy Bible that backs up your claim, porky?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-14-2008, 04:55 PM
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Could you please quote the verse in the Holy Bible that backs up your claim, porky?
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Heh, I'm not fat. 
The guy who started this thread posted numerous stuff from The Bible that says GLUTTONY is a sin and bla bla bla. Not every fat person is necessarily a glutton.
I like to eat quite a lot sometimes, so I suppose I'm a glutton or something. But I am very far from being fat.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-14-2008, 06:01 PM
"My mom says I'm big boned!"
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06-14-2008, 06:31 PM
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"My mom says I'm big boned!"
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Funny. My submissive bride says I'm "big boned" too. Though, I'm not fat....go figure.
Judges 15:16
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-14-2008, 06:33 PM
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Heh, I'm not fat.
The guy who started this thread posted numerous stuff from The Bible that says GLUTTONY is a sin and bla bla bla. Not every fat person is necessarily a glutton.
I like to eat quite a lot sometimes, so I suppose I'm a glutton or something. But I am very far from being fat. |
Do you use a feather to induce vomiting after a huge meal so you can stuff your face again? 
Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-14-2008, 06:50 PM
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Do you use a feather to induce vomiting after a huge meal so you can stuff your face again? |
No, kind sir, I've never been on "America's Next Top Model'.
I have no idea why I stay so skinny. I only seem to grow taller, rather than wider. 
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-14-2008, 08:51 PM
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Fat people need to put down the donuts and accept Jesus Christ as their personal trainer!
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That's telling them, Preacher Lew! Yessirree bob! Tip of the headmaster's hat to ya! 
Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it. 
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-14-2008, 08:57 PM
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No, kind sir, I've never been on "America's Next Top Model'
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Gosh, I betcha you could be, if that nifty avatar of yours is the real yooooou! 
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-15-2008, 12:24 AM
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Do you use a feather to induce vomiting after a huge meal so you can stuff your face again? |
Oh no, is there something sinful about that?
I mean I don't restuff myself..But I nearly always induce vomiting after a meal. Obesity is not comely at all.
For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.--- 1 Corinthians 9:19
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-15-2008, 12:45 AM
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Oh no, is there something sinful about that?
I mean I don't restuff myself..But I nearly always induce vomiting after a meal. Obesity is not comely at all.
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Why do you look in the mirror after every meal to make yourself vomit?
Is it projectile style or just a little proper regurgitation?
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And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-15-2008, 12:49 AM
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Why do you look in the mirror after every meal to make yourself vomit?
Is it projectile style or just a little proper regurgitation?
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Oh no, I never look in the mirror. I'd never be able to vomit if I did that!
Its a very proper,slight regurgitation.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-15-2008, 09:21 AM
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Pretty much says it all. Fat, perverted SICKO bound for hellfire and damnation. I don't know why he bothers with the rubber glove, the demons in hell poking his tender catflap aren't going to bother with latex.
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Are you kidding me? That movie is about the American healthcare system.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
06-15-2008, 01:09 PM
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
08-22-2008, 10:36 PM
God loves all people. It says in the bible, "he who hates another person in his heart is guilty of MURDER"!
John 3:16
For God LOVED the world so much that he gave his one and only son so that whoever believes in him will not perish but have everlasting life.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
08-22-2008, 10:39 PM
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God loves all people. It says in the bible, "he who hates another person in his heart is guilty of MURDER"!
John 3:16
For God LOVED the world so much that he gave his one and only son so that whoever believes in him will not perish but have everlasting life.
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Did you bother to read any part of this thread, or just respond to the title?
It seems you're displaying the sloth common to the obese glutton. Am I correct in assuming you are also "two tons of fun"?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word! 
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
08-22-2008, 11:22 PM
Yeah I read your promotion of bullemia and anorexia.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
08-22-2008, 11:40 PM
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God loves all people. It says in the bible, "he who hates another person in his heart is guilty of MURDER"!
John 3:16
For God LOVED the world so much that he gave his one and only son so that whoever believes in him will not perish but have everlasting life.
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Would you be so good as to remind me Who said this: Lu:14:26: "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."?
Ec:7:16: Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself?
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
08-22-2008, 11:44 PM
What is the fifth commandment?
Read Genesis 4:9 and 4:10.
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Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! -
08-22-2008, 11:46 PM
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What is the fifth commandment?
Read Genesis 4:9 and 4:10.
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Pal, we go by the entire book, not just a few cherry-picked verses.
Read the Bible, demon.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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