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  • #16
    Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

    Originally posted by slipknotfan View Post
    You can change your username? hmm I should come up with something more Godly.
    YOU don't change your username, you have to request a mod to do it. Hopefully you pick a usable name, otherwise they might have to choose one for you. Good luck.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #17
      Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      YOU don't change your username, you have to request a mod to do it. Hopefully you pick a usable name, otherwise they might have to choose one for you. Good luck.
      This appears to have happened.
      I feel better already!
      For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.--- 1 Corinthians 9:19

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      • #18
        Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

        Well, it wasn't me. Shows what you get for mocking Jesus on his favorite forum.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #19
          Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Well, it wasn't me. Shows what you get for mocking Jesus on his favorite forum.
          I didnt mock Jesus! I'm simply unchurched and unlearned.
          I had no idea that Jesus thought slipknot sucked!
          I now know the truth, and it shall make me free
          For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.--- 1 Corinthians 9:19

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          • #20
            Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!



            Pretty much says it all. Fat, perverted SICKO bound for hellfire and damnation. I don't know why he bothers with the rubber glove, the demons in hell poking his tender catflap aren't going to bother with latex.

            Fat people need to put down the donuts and accept Jesus Christ as their personal trainer!

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            • #21
              Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

              Not all fat people are gluttons, comrades.
              Gluttony is considered a sin, not being fat.

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              • #22
                Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                Originally posted by Comrade V View Post
                Not all fat people are gluttons, comrades.
                Gluttony is considered a sin, not being fat.
                Could you please quote the verse in the Holy Bible that backs up your claim, porky?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Could you please quote the verse in the Holy Bible that backs up your claim, porky?
                  Heh, I'm not fat.
                  The guy who started this thread posted numerous stuff from The Bible that says GLUTTONY is a sin and bla bla bla. Not every fat person is necessarily a glutton.
                  I like to eat quite a lot sometimes, so I suppose I'm a glutton or something. But I am very far from being fat.

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                  • #24
                    Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                    "My mom says I'm big boned!"
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #25
                      Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      "My mom says I'm big boned!"
                      Funny. My submissive bride says I'm "big boned" too. Though, I'm not fat....go figure.
                      Judges 15:16
                      And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                      • #26
                        Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                        Originally posted by Comrade V View Post
                        Heh, I'm not fat.
                        The guy who started this thread posted numerous stuff from The Bible that says GLUTTONY is a sin and bla bla bla. Not every fat person is necessarily a glutton.
                        I like to eat quite a lot sometimes, so I suppose I'm a glutton or something. But I am very far from being fat.
                        Do you use a feather to induce vomiting after a huge meal so you can stuff your face again?
                        Judges 15:16
                        And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                        • #27
                          Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                          Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
                          Do you use a feather to induce vomiting after a huge meal so you can stuff your face again?
                          No, kind sir, I've never been on "America's Next Top Model'.
                          I have no idea why I stay so skinny. I only seem to grow taller, rather than wider.

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                          • #28
                            Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                            Originally posted by StreetPreacherLew View Post

                            Fat people need to put down the donuts and accept Jesus Christ as their personal trainer!
                            That's telling them, Preacher Lew! Yessirree bob! Tip of the headmaster's hat to ya!
                            Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                            • #29
                              Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                              Originally posted by Comrade V View Post

                              No, kind sir, I've never been on "America's Next Top Model'
                              Gosh, I betcha you could be, if that nifty avatar of yours is the real yooooou!
                              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                              • #30
                                Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                                Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
                                Do you use a feather to induce vomiting after a huge meal so you can stuff your face again?
                                Oh no, is there something sinful about that?
                                I mean I don't restuff myself..But I nearly always induce vomiting after a meal. Obesity is not comely at all.
                                For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.--- 1 Corinthians 9:19

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