[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

We all know liberals hate Christmas, but you can't remove enough of them to make a difference so we have to put up with them for now (until Jesus returns and executes almost the entire human race... aaanyway...)

What better way to convince idiotic liberals in your life they're wrong by smothering them in Christian love at this time of year? Here is a gift idea so they can divert their ADHD into something harmless and burn off their pubescent energy (mind that CO2 kids!).

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[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Also going on sale now: What would Kyle Rittenhouse do? Available in hardcover only.

So great if these budding authors could get together for a debate over a burning tire.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Great gift ideas. Liberals can't get enough of that young hussy Greta. With gifts of books I think it only responsible to slip in a book marker with a cross and a little scripture. Even better is scripture condemning sin.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

With gifts of books I think it only responsible to slip in a book marker with a cross and a little scripture.

That's a lovely thought and so appropriate for Christmas.

Liberals are eager to insulate family members from hearing The Good News, often going to considerable lengths with regard to Christmas trees or any form of roast meat. What could be more sensitive as a gift than this cabbage Christmas tree (you could call it "vegan performance art" or an "anti-tree-murder installation") acknowledging their belief system yet offering something of the Christmas experience at the same time? Decorated with Brussels sprouts and plant matter——other than trees, of course——not all of which is identifiable, over a couple of weeks in a heated environment I'm sure this seasonal contribution will be appreciated.

"Authenticity" is another word they're fond of. Across the world, much authentic plant-based cuisine is grown and over Christmas some exotic imports are available. Look out for Durian, a real luxury and ideal for an authentic ethnically-sensitive cheesecake. If you could find a recipe, that would be ideal: best not to make it yourself though: that would spoil the treat. Perhaps others have other fruit/vegetable gift ideas?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

What could be more sensitive as a gift than this cabbage Christmas tree (you could call it "vegan performance art" or an "anti-tree-murder installation") acknowledging their belief system yet offering something of the Christmas experience at the same time? Decorated with Brussels sprouts and plant matter

In considering Christian food gifts, we must remember Matthew 21:18-22. Jesus smote a fig tree. Best not to anger Jesus by giving figs this Christmas.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Liberals are very sensitive to treating poor people with dignity by buying their useless tat. So what better gift than a plastic trash bag full of trinkets scavenged by sweat labor? So authentic they can almost feel the suffering. Almost... and a bottle of chardonnay to heal the pain.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

How about a gift card for some fitness workouts at the gym to loose all that weight gained during the Covid lockdowns - with a reminder that God controls the climate.

[Didymus Much]

Tequila (the good stuff, from Jalisco, not Texaco), to help dull the pain of living without the love of Jesus. Because you all know that's a huuuge thing in our lives, right?

So tequila, yeah, pls & ty.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Tequila (the good stuff, from Jalisco, not Texaco), to help dull the pain of living without the love of Jesus. Because you all know that's a huuuge thing in our lives, right?

So tequila, yeah, pls & ty.

Nice try, Sneak-a-mus Much. But you seem to forget that Truly True Christians™ want you to suffer so that you have no choice but to seek out Jesus.

In fact, many Christians have no idea of how to communicate the basic tenets of their faith and aren't really gifted when it comes to modeling Jesus, but they have a knack for making non-believers suffer.

I guess that's just their way of doing their part to share God's love with the world.

[MitzaLizalor]

Do atheists even celebrate Christmas? It's like that commie fund-raising song, "Do they know it's Christmas?" Well, of course not! Animists don't have Christmas!! (or Zen or the Báb or that Jainist aubergine curry proponent we get hanging around)

Which reminds me, "kohl" is never a suitable gift, not even for heathens among whom it's culturally de rigueur, full of lead and antimony – the latter having an even worse effect absorbed straight into the brain than adagio dancers..