[Pasterfarian Skank]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

To be fair to Mien Handy, she was responding to a criticism of her typos, so it would have been more accurate to point out what a hypocrite she was being.

To be fair to her? Why on earth would anyone want to be fair to her?

Do you mean that the semi-literate little twerp is always having a go at others for typos? That wouldn't suprise me. I have taken that she is a hypocrite for granted. Mind you, we should be careful not to attribute hypocricsy where the behavior concerned might be explained by stupidy.

"The more handmaidens, the more lewdness; the more wives, the more witchcraft".

[Lisa H]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

To be fair to her? Why on earth would anyone want to be fair to her?

Do you mean that the semi-literate little twerp is always having a go at others for typos? That wouldn't suprise me. I have taken that she is a hypocrite for granted. Mind you, we should be careful not to attribute hypocricsy where the behavior concerned might be explained by stupidy.

"The more handmaidens, the more lewdness; the more wives, the more witchcraft".

You should make an apology to Handmaiden for the horrible things you have just said about her.

Remember, you are to be respectful to your betters at Landover Baptist, this includes all True Christians.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

To be fair to her? Why on earth would anyone want to be fair to her?

To take the high ground, to display that our moral compass. which "they" always claim we do not process, is in full working order, unlike theirs which seems to be rusted and seized.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

Remember, you are to be respectful to your betters at Landover Baptist, this includes all True Christians.

You made a typo Lisa "includes" should read "excludes"

[Lisa H]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

You made a typo Lisa "includes" should read "excludes"

There was no typo pasta pirate. The comment I made equally applies to you.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

There was no typo pasta pirate. The comment I made equally applies to you.

Thank you for the complement Lisa but I feel that Pasterfarian Skank was already being respectful towards me.

[Annie1]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

Stop being mean in mister pirate

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

Stop being mean in mister pirate

Mean!
I just thanked her for paying me a complement, how is that being mean to her?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

To be fair to her? Why on Earth would anyone want to be fair to her?

Do you mean that the semi-literate little twerp is always having a go at others for typos? That wouldn't surprise me. I have taken that she is a hypocrite for granted. Mind you, we should be careful not to attribute hypocricsy where the behavior concerned might be explained by stupidity.

"The more handmaidens, the more lewdness; the more wives, the more witchcraft".

Fixed that for you.

[Pasterfarian Skank]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

Fixed that for you.

Thank you, Roddy. Your hypocrisy is noted. It seems the spellchecker on this new browser is malfunctioning. This will give you something to look out for.

Oh dear, I mean: "something for which you can look out"!

(Musn't end with a preposition, eh?)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

Thank you, Roddy. Your hypocrisy is noted. It seems the spellchecker on this new browser is malfunctioning. This will give you something to look out for.

Oh dear, I mean: "something for which you can look out"!

(Musn't end with a preposition, eh?)

Where have I been hypocritical? I'm not the one criticizing others' spelling while allowing a retarded monkey to post on my behalf.

[handmaiden]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

Dear Pastafarian Skank;

I shall take your corrections under advisement. Upon my location of a stylebook, I shall consult the same forthwith and determine in which way that I may improve upon my impoverished prose.


There seems to be a bit of a hint that I am some way not the virtuous woman that I espouse myself to be. Over this accusation, I must take umbrage.

You could search the far and wide of the whole world and not find anyone with whom the Handmaiden has been dallied.

I am so pure that little woodland animals follow me about singing cheerful tunes.

I am also brilliant, well educated, honest, Bible literate and humble.

This, of course, doesn't mean that I could possibly measure for glamour, greatness or desirablity with a bona fide skank who slurps the noodly appendage of any male so encountered.

Fortunately for me, Jesus loves me even if I am not as remarkable as yourself.

Contentedly His,

Handmaiden

[Pasterfarian Skank]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

Stop being mean in mister pirate

It is not him who's being mean.

I must say that I'm dissappointed with Landover. Too liberal.

I must say that I'm disappointed with Landover. Too liberal. (Clever use of sentence fragment, eh?)

I came here in need of spiritual nourishment and some good old-fashioned hell and damnation type preachments (deliberate).

Back in the good old days, One-Eyed-Jack would have gently and kindly gotten me by the scruff of the neck and made it plain that my slovenly behaviour was leading me ineluctably to the deepest pits of hell where there is weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth – unimaginable torment.

Now it is all a dumb bunch of illiterates and “you have been rude to a TC, apologise immediately or we will infract you.” (How the once proud forum has fallen.)

I understand that what the Administrators look for in potential new TCs are signs of intelligence and literacy. Any hint of either and you’re out.

It appears the current bunch have been hand-picked by Zekie boy for having intellects of the same order as his own.

[handmaiden]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

It appears the current bunch have been hand-picked by Zekie boy for having intellects of the same order as his own.

An order of infinity gazillions, you mean.

[Pasterfarian Skank]

Re: What does "go down on" mean?

Dear Pastafarian Skank;

I shall take your corrections under advisement. Upon my location of a stylebook, I shall consult the same forthwith and determine in which way that I may improve upon my impoverished prose.


There seems to be a bit of a hint that I am some way not the virtuous woman that I espouse myself to be. Over this accusation, I must take umbrage.

You could search the far and wide of the whole world and not find anyone with whom the Handmaiden has been dallied.

I am so pure that little woodland animals follow me about singing cheerful tunes.

I am also brilliant, well educated, honest, Bible literate and humble.

This, of course, doesn't mean that I could possibly measure for glamour, greatness or desirablity with a bona fide skank who slurps the noodly appendage of any male so encountered.

Fortunately for me, Jesus loves me even if I am not as remarkable as yourself.

Contentedly His,

Handmaiden

Yes, we can all improve, and consulting a style book from time to time is well worth the effort.

Be careful with vocabulary too.

Definition of ESPOUSE
1
: marry
2
: to take up and support as a cause : become attached to
— es·pous·er noun
Examples of ESPOUSE
The new theory has been espoused by many leading physicists.
Those espousing unpopular views were often excluded.

You could search the far and wide of the whole world and not find anyone with whom the Handmaiden has been dallied.

Try working on the bit in red, too.