[biatch77]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Gays like to stick together?


There again, where is the evidence that I am gay?


Just like all of you stick together that enjoy the thought of us burning in hell forever I guess?

Figures. You gays like to stick together.



... <---- You gays in Hell
. <---- Satan
<--- Happy Jesus


Glory!

[Didymus Much]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

...Mary says she will be happy when I post a picture wearing lipstick and a sexy skirt with high heels.

So what's next for me here?

If you were atheist, and actually believed in medicine and doctors and stuff, I'd say, before posting the picture in question, to get someone to adjust your present medication schedule.


Anyone.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

I have read the many posts in this thread both with a little amusement and a little sadness. Sad because you choose to have such an obsession with your special naughty place and amused because you fail to take GOD ALMIGHTY at His Word.


"I can do ALL THINGS through Christ..." (Philippians 4:13)
"I am the LORD, the GOD of all flesh. Is there anything too hard for me?" (Jeremiah 32:27)


If you have prayed asking GOD to help you through your filthy habit and you continue to do it, you are the one to blame, not God. Oh, Praise Jesus' Name, I once was caught up in sins of the flesh, but I placed my trust in Jehovah God, and GLORY! He removed my desire for lustful things INSTANTLY. He placed a burden on my heart for the gaywise, with whom I now spend the vast majority of my time. I no longer need to commit the sin of Onan, brother.


The Baby Jesus weeps when He watches men grunting and contorting in the throes of self-abuse. His tears fall on His Throne and into the River of Life - that beautiful River where we shall one day fish and swim and frolic with Christ. Do you want that river to be full of the tears of the Savior or would you prefer that the water just miraculously appears at a perfect temperature for our frolic?


Stop whining, man. Give every part of your body to the Creator and allow Him to heal you COMPLETELY. I urge you to allow Jesus to have His way with you.


BrotherLarry
Rev. 22:12

[James Hutchins]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Gays like to stick together?
There again, where is the evidence that I am gay?
Just like all of you stick together that enjoy the thought of us burning in hell forever I guess?

Friend, unlike you, we 'stick together based on our unwavering concern regarding Christianty. You stick togther due to the thick coating of Gaysexual Man Seed(r) coating your limbs and torso. Quite foul and disgusting.

Do we want to see you burn in Hell for all of eternity? No, though with all that jit on you, I doubt you will burn at all to begin with. More like float on top of the glowing pile of skulls simmering in the brimstone.


Consider this:
You're once again, mindlessly yanking your crank, all proud because your mom put clean sheets on the bed and the Sears Men's catalog arrived. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[biatch77]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Very sobering, frightening, of course I respect that. But how does that help me control myself in time of temptation?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Romans 8:26

[biatch77]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Romans 8:26

Thanks for that you are very nice and extremely helpful to me

[redwhiteblue]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Don't most god fearing men hire prostitutes for this sort of thing?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Don't most god fearing men hire prostitutes for this sort of thing?

Nonsense. God fearing men make a contract with each other to procure a newly pubescent bride, as Jesus Likes It.

[Black man]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

I am very very glad that I found salvation in jesus by giving up masturbation.
I'm also thinking of cutting my arm if any thought of sin occurs to me again, what do you think about this?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

I'm also thinking of cutting my arm if any thought of sin occurs to me again, what do you think about this?

I think.... you need to try a bit harder.

[James Hutchins]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Every time I see a man masturbating, hands moving in a near blur in a effort to expel potential Soldiers for Christ(tm) from their turgid member and commit murder I am simply put, disgusted. No matter how many thousands of times I am forced to witness the horrific act, I am left with the same feelings.
An 'orgasm' is the same thing as a 'hole in one' for Satan. I am more than happy pulling a Mulligan with my pals.

[handmaiden]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

People who say, "God" when having reproductive sex know at that moment that they are glorifying God (even if it is in an icky way).

People who masturbate may as well call out Satan's name.

[Ryan2021]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Friend, unlike you, we 'stick together based on our unwavering concern regarding Christianty. You stick togther due to the thick coating of Gaysexual Man Seed® coating your limbs and torso. Quite foul and disgusting.

Do we want to see you burn in Hell for all of eternity? No, though with all that jit on you, I doubt you will burn at all to begin with. More like float on top of the glowing pile of skulls simmering in the brimstone.


Consider this:
You're once again, mindlessly yanking your crank, all proud because your mom put clean sheets on the bed and the Sears Men's catalog arrived. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

This is a great post, sums up perfectly why i can't wait to lie face down to the ground before GOD for all eternity, serving and worshipping forever without a break or an end. And why After i've served my first trillion years staring at the ground i'll look up, thank the ALMIGHTY LORD high above me on his throne for the privilege and then get my face back on the ground ready to start serving the next trillion years. The chance to spend eternity face down at God's feet instead of the eternal hell you describe is something to celebrate, rejoice and praise the LORD for.