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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Catholics and Mormons aren't Christians, so we can't expect them to live in accordance with the rules that Jesus gave us. They need to be born again.
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Catholics, Mormons, Jews, Unitarians, and Satanists are all schismatic apostate heretics who reject Christ and need to be forcibly brought back into the fold. Pentecostals, Methodists, Lutherans, Episcopalians, Anabaptists, and all those other goofballs aren't quite so wayward, they just need some more minor doctrinal adjustments. Attention members of these "faiths," accept Jesus as your savior and cast your golden crowns at the altar of Landover Baptist Church, and you'll get into Heaven.
I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!