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Angry God hates Texas so much He blows a crater in it. - 04-19-2013, 02:11 AM

Friends, I humbly ask for you to pray for Texas tonight. Last night, God chose to smite the small town of West, Texas (yes, that's the city name) by exploding large silos of fertilizer. Here is a video detailing the event.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/18/us/tex...ion/index.html

I am merely a woman, so I am not going to pretend that I know why God hates Texas so much, but would I be wrong to assume it may be his delayed reaction to the Satanists, the Branch Davidians, who occupied Waco, Texas, not far from West?

Please pray for those of us in Texas who God chose to save, after the explosion last night. I apologize for my home state, and appreciate your prayers.

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Default Re: God hates Texas - 04-19-2013, 02:15 AM

My prayers are with you and the survivors of this display of the Lords wrath and my prayers are also with the souls of those He has chosen to take from this earth. I pray they found and let Christ into their lives and that they now reside in Heaven.
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Default Re: God hates Texas - 04-19-2013, 02:34 AM

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Friends, I humbly ask for you to pray for Texas tonight. Last night, God chose to smite the small town of West, Texas (yes, that's the city name) by exploding large silos of fertilizer. Here is a video detailing the event.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/18/us/tex...ion/index.html

I am merely a woman, so I am not going to pretend that I know why God hates Texas so much, but would I be wrong to assume it may be his delayed reaction to the Satanists, the Branch Davidians, who occupied Waco, Texas, not far from West?

Please pray for those of us in Texas who God chose to save, after the explosion last night. I apologize for my home state, and appreciate your prayers.
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Default Re: God hates Texas - 04-19-2013, 03:11 AM

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I am not going to pretend that I know why God hates Texas so much.
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Lawrence v. Texas, 539 U.S. 558 (2003),[1] is a landmark decision by the United States Supreme Court. In the 6–3 ruling, the Court struck down the sodomy law in Texas and, by extension, invalidated sodomy laws in thirteen other states, making same-sex sexual activity legal in every U.S. state and territory. The Court overturned its previous ruling on the same issue in the 1986 case Bowers v. Hardwick, where it upheld a challenged Georgia statute and did not find a constitutional protection of sexual privacy.
When one of the last Godly states gets the SCOTUS to agree that the choice to pack mud is constitutional, His wrath is not far behind. When I was a practicing queer by choice, I spent my winters in Dallas. The sheer numbers of anonymous sissies I spent my days coupled to cannot possibly be calculated.

On any street corner, I would encounter hordes of promiscuous fags. The filth that we engaged in, one cannot imagine. It is time that Jesus smites the rectalsexual sodomites that hate Him in that cesspool of wicked filth.

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Default Re: God hates Texas - 04-19-2013, 03:22 AM

Thank you for your explanation, Brother Harold. I knew a wise man could answer my silly womanly questions.

Bless you for all your tribulations, and having to deal with the gay. Dallas (namely Oak Cliff) is full of sodomites.

I only hope he spares those of us in Texas who follow his Word to the letter.

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Default Re: God hates Texas - 04-19-2013, 04:24 AM

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Thank you for your explanation, Brother Harold. I knew a wise man could answer my silly womanly questions.

Bless you for all your tribulations, and having to deal with the gay. Dallas (namely Oak Cliff) is full of sodomites.

I only hope he spares those of us in Texas who follow his Word to the letter.

Yours in Christ,

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Ah, I was beginning to wonder about that. Yes, my family tends to stay away from that are of Dallas. We now live in North Cypress, a short way from the Alley Theatre District, where the Gays run fabulouthly freeee.
But I had to put up with them while I was working at the Alley, and thank the LORD ALMIGHTY my little workshop ended and I was back to my regular routine. You write one hit play and everybody thinks you can tolerate the gays.... One even had the nerve to come to my home to bring me extra scripts. I took them, burned them, and Johnathan punished the man for being homosexual as according to the Bible when he refused to repent, and though I never told anyone at the Alley that we had spread God's Word so wonderfully, not one gay spoke to me again!
Hurray for God's HEALING POWERS!
Texas is both a wonderful and sinful place, Sister Holly, and I apologize for my previous rudeness.


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Default Re: God hates Texas - 04-19-2013, 04:32 AM

Despite Texas as being known today as a Godly Republican Red State, Texas has produced some of our country's worst Godless communists - Bill Moyers (unrepentant socialist and PBS commentator), DEMONcrat LBJ, Ann Richards and Molly Ivins to name a few.

The state has also been known to produce one of the most blasphemous religions known as the Church of the SubGenius.

Not to be outdone on the blasphemy department, the city of Del Rio, Texas was known to inspire the "Plastic Jesus" song:



God has been fully aware of the sin and depravity in Texas and sent the deadliest hurricane in US history down on the city of Galveston, Texas. Yes, it was worse than the punishment to the sodomites of New Orleans with Katrina.

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The Hurricane of 1900 made landfall on September 8, 1900, in the city of Galveston, Texas, in the United States. It had estimated winds of 145 miles per hour (233 km/h) at landfall, making it a Category 4 storm on the Saffir–Simpson Hurricane Scale. It was the deadliest hurricane in US history, and the second costliest hurricane in U.S. history based on the dollar's 2005 value (to compare costs with those of Hurricane Katrina and others).

The hurricane caused great loss of life with the estimated death toll between 6,000 and 12,000 individuals; the number most cited in official reports is 8,000, giving the storm the third-highest number of deaths or injuries of any Atlantic hurricane, after the Great Hurricane of 1780 and 1998's Hurricane Mitch. The Galveston Hurricane of 1900 is the deadliest natural disaster ever to strike the United States. By contrast, the second-deadliest storm to strike the United States, the 1928 Okeechobee hurricane, caused more than 2,500 deaths, and the deadliest storm of recent times, Hurricane Katrina, claimed the lives of approximately 1,800 people.


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Default Re: God hates Texas - 04-19-2013, 05:08 AM

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Despite Texas as being known today as a Godly Republican Red State, Texas has produced some of our country's worst Godless communists - Bill Moyers (unrepentant socialist and PBS commentator), DEMONcrat LBJ, Ann Richards and Molly Ivins to name a few.

The state has also been known to produce one of the most blasphemous religions known as the Church of the SubGenius.

Not to be outdone on the blasphemy department, the city of Del Rio, Texas was known to inspire the "Plastic Jesus" song:



God has been fully aware of the sin and depravity in Texas and sent the deadliest hurricane in US history down on the city of Galveston, Texas. Yes, it was worse than the punishment to the sodomites of New Orleans with Katrina.
Well, I'm very surprised that you knew about that, sir. Being originally from Galveston myself, I haven't met many Texans, much less any other people who know about the Great Storm. Yes, God must have been very angry at the island at that point to have struck down so many people.
And he punished them again by throwing the bodies back onto the beach when people tried to throw them to sea.
I won't bore you with any more, as I see you've found a good article.
It really is a shame that the Peir 21 museum was destroyed in Ike.
It had a wonderful mural of the Unsaved caught in God's mighty wrath in form of The Great Storm.


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Default Re: God hates Texas - 04-19-2013, 06:32 AM

I too know about the perversions of Dallas, TX. When I was but a boy, I went to a church one time that had girls in the front waving flags to the music! These hussies dressed in costly satin painted like whores were actually standing in the front of the church.

I couldn't take the place seriously after that, but it got worse. They started falling on the floor doing the pentecostal demon summoning ceremony.

I got out of there quickly promising never to come to Dallas again where I could witness such horrors.

I came back to Freehold where things make sense.

I sure hope God killed some Pentecostals and Charismatics in that explosion. They can all shake their tambourines and wave their flags for Satan.


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I too know about the perversions of Dallas, TX. When I was but a boy, I went to a church one time that had girls in the front waving flags to the music! These hussies dressed in costly satin painted like whores were actually standing in the front of the church.

I couldn't take the place seriously after that, but it got worse. They started falling on the floor doing the pentecostal demon summoning ceremony.

I got out of there quickly promising never to come to Dallas again where I could witness such horrors.

I came back to Freehold where things make sense.

I sure hope God killed some Pentecostals and Charismatics in that explosion. They can all shake their tambourines and wave their flags for Satan.
You should have gone to North Houston! We're very wholesome here.


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Default Re: God hates Texas so much He blows a crater in it. - 04-19-2013, 02:02 PM

The image I have of Texas is one of cowboys wearing jeans much tighter than they need to be. It's the setting for Brokeback Mountain.

The explanation for the explosion is simple, punishment for homer cowboys.


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The image I have of Texas is one of cowboys wearing jeans much tighter than they need to be. It's the setting for Brokeback Mountain.

The explanation for the explosion is simple, punishment for homer cowboys.
Hahahaha you should come down some time. I'll serve you a big fat pulled pork barbecue sandwich.
It's not like that at all. Most cowboys like that were in the west. We just raise the beef. And its actually more forest-y than people imagine.
Lots of green pasture and trees.
Also... Brokeback mountain???


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Default Re: God hates Texas so much He blows a crater in it. - 04-19-2013, 09:49 PM

This topic hits quite close to home. And actually, folks, Texas is quite a Godly state, although it has drifted some in recent years. I believe this event is a chastisement (see Psalm 119:71; Hebrews 12:6; Rev. 3:19) to get us back to more pious times.

Maybe our legislators will get us further back to where Jesus received all the glory, where the queers stayed in the closets and where the coloreds had their own sections at every social function. Things used to be beautiful here. I believe they can be again, with prayer.



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...where the queers stayed in the closets...
I would hope they are not in anyone's closet!
Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."
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