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  • DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!!

    I could go all day about how pagan and sacrilegious valentines cards are. We're all well aware of the fact that gay men and lesbians love to march out on the streets with their gay rainbow hearts and how we're all supposed to love everyone no matter if they are an atheist or not. Heck, some parts of the US are putting Nigras above White-bred honest Christians during the month of February. Racism against whites month if you ask me.

    Anywho, I am going to focus on the valentines card and the candy hearts that teach kids to spell incorrectly first like "luv u" first off. Utilizing a candy heart to win someone over is considered one of the seven deadly sins. Gluttony more specifically.

    Phillipians 3:19 Whose end [is] destruction, whose God [is their] belly, and [whose] glory [is] in their shame, who mind earthly things.)

    Fatties are hoping for lots of valentines candy in order to eat more sweets like chocolate poop shaped bunnies. One thing in particular as far as candy goes during this month was especially satanic. Cupid Poop.



    Collosians 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry.

    Not only is the concept of eating a naked floating man's poop unclean and disgusting, its idol worship in that in order to have love you must respect a gay looking naked man with wings.

    Fast forward to school classrooms. Teachers have the gall to ask their students to make valentines cards and bring in valentine candy for all their classmates whether they be a whore, an atheist, gay, or even a welfare user. Trying to convince kids to love these people takes away from good Christian teachings that your kid should end up with a man or woman who goes to church on Sunday and has good Christian values such as voting for Trump or donating 15 percent of your salary to Peter Popoff Ministries. Don't let your kid fall for the trap and if he or she is insistent, send them to a Christian Crisis Camp IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

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    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!!

    Brother Buck,


    I covet your prayers and those of the congregation. You see, I have, I believe, ingested the item in the photo you shared. In fact, I have ingested several different varieties. Just last week, I finished a pack of green ones, and the week before that, a pack of white ones.


    I simply had no idea. Truly the devil is out to deceive us, including the elect like me.


    I am pleading the blood of Jesus over myself and will spend at least the next fifteen minutes in solemn prayer for the cleanliness of my soul. Oh, I despise Valentine's Day!
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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      This Linda Lee whoever she is on etsy is truly working for the devil. For it to be sold means that there must be a lady out there gathering actual Cupid poop. Put that thought in your head. Passing off poop as a treat to enjoy?

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        Men, please don't put your wives through this.

        Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub


        FORT COLLINS, CO—A new study released this week by researchers at Colorado State University revealed that 89 percent of U.S. husbands intend to surprise their wives this Valentine’s Day by stripping nude and then donning a skimpy homemade costume so as to bear the likeness of a plump, winged child-angel. “I just…
        Last edited by Bezukhov; 02-15-2018, 03:15 AM. Reason: Grammer

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          Originally posted by Bubba Buck View Post
          This Linda Lee whoever she is on etsy is truly working for the devil. For it to be sold means that there must be a lady out there gathering actual Cupid poop. Put that thought in your head. Passing off poop as a treat to enjoy?
          It's not poop, it's just Tic Tacs. Cupid isn't real, he's a made up symbol of a Satanic holiday.
          And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
          Deuteronomy 6.5

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            Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
            It's not poop, it's just Tic Tacs. Cupid isn't real, he's a made up symbol of a Satanic holiday.
            Well said, Esther. You'd think anyone who grew up in America would have recognized that a fat baby floating around the air with a bow and arrow couldn't possibly be real. Real babies don't float and love doesn't come from arrows. That's just not how the world works.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              I know for fact in secular schools that they use Valentine's Day pouches as a way for budding trollops to solicit for sex! It the equivalent of a crack whore leaving a Call Me For A Good Time # on adult video store bathroom stalls, only now, it's targeted towards six year olds! How young do kids need to be before teachers actually give a damn and stop this madness!!?

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                Dear LORD Jesus almighty hallelujah Jesus praise be! So schools don't let kids talk about the one true way to glory beyond the grave,but instead shove this contemptible pagan dross down our credulous tykes throats.

                For shame,this is what happens when you get these repugnant marxist bastards in charge of our children's schooling.


                Next thing we'll have African moslims praying to the moon godswhile toking a reefer,in front of our children and perverting their minds with tricks of Beelzebub him self.


                we must take a stand rally our forces and push these heathen tree dwelling monsters back to sandland.

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                  I always hated Valentine's Day.

                  In elementary school, everyone in class had to give a Valentine's card to all the other kids, even if there were certain kids we didn't like. Usually for a good reason.


                  This alone put me off Valentine's Day at a young age.

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                    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!!

                    Originally posted by Shadoe_Hare View Post
                    I always hated Valentine's Day.

                    In elementary school, everyone in class had to give a Valentine's card to all the other kids, even if there were certain kids we didn't like. Usually for a good reason.


                    This alone put me off Valentine's Day at a young age.
                    That's Communism right there. Also, everything's red.
                    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                      Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                      That's Communism right there. Also, everything's red.
                      I don't care what moms and kids say, Valentine cards solicit sex. They are a gateway to sin. The entire day needs to be discontinued.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!!

                        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                        I don't care what moms and kids say, Valentine cards solicit sex. They are a gateway to sin. The entire day needs to be discontinued.
                        I would be happy to eat all the Valentine's Day-marketed candy ahead of time in order to erase all hints of the holiday.
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                          Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                          I would be happy to eat all the Valentine's Day-marketed candy ahead of time in order to erase all hints of the holiday.
                          A noble gesture, but if you eat all of those heart-shaped Tums you might die.
                          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                            A noble gesture, but if you eat all of those heart-shaped Tums you might die.
                            Well, naturally, I would start with the chocolate first. Then afterwards, I might need a few Tums. And if I felt poorly after that, then I would take the Apostle Paul's advice.

                            1 Timothy 5:23

                            Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.


                            It is such a joy to know that God's Holy Word never lets us down and offers certain counsel for every problem. Praise Jesus.
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                              When I was a kid my daddy used to warn me that sending these Valentines Card things could turn you into a gay?

                              I'm not sure if there's anything in that? Just in case it's important.

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