Chernobyl Was Not So Bad

[Johny Joe Hold]

We intelligent Christians know nuclear energy is good for business and the nuclear bomb will defend our freedoms. Our government has not promoted these important investments for several decades. Now that the area of Chernobyl is being restored it is time to rev up nuclear weapons and nuclear power plants.

Today, lots of animals are living around where the nuclear power plant melted down. We don't know why it melted down, someone forgot to turn off the stove and left the house I suppose.

If Joe Bygones will not fire up the nuclear industry it will have to be done by a grass roots movement starting right here in Freehold. Nuclear power/weapons belong to the people.

Rebranding Chernobyl - Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (thebulletin.org)

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Chernobyl Was Not So Bad

Brother Mayor, credit where it's due. The scientists have created such a hype about their secret "nuclear" theory that everyone wants one. Contrast with Christian theology where we have to literally go over there, hold them down and pour it down their foul throats. The second we turn our backs, they're donning suicide vests and propelling themselves right back to square 1.

Probably there needs to be additional resources devoted to spreading our Christian message. It's too big a task to rely on donations of a few coins from a few old people once a week. I hear other countries are able to draw on the full resources of their nation states to support the religious message - we can't compete with that. We need Josef Biden to announce a Manhattan Project on Christian family values, possibly led by Matt Gaetz.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Chernobyl Was Not So Bad

If some liberals are going to get their undies in a wad over nuclear energy, we True Christians™ need to remind our brothers and sisters of what cheap electricity can do for Jesus.

Let's take Ark Encounter, the Christian tourist destination that allows visitors to walk through an actual replica of Noah's ark. The Ark is so large it strains budgets to brightly light it up in all night. With cheap nuclear electricity a huge lighted American flag could be brightly display all night long. Properly linking the heroic Noah to the U.S.A. has to be one of our priorities.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Chernobyl Was Not So Bad

How many hundreds of thousands of years was it going to be a wasteland for? Poisonous everything? Someone forgot to tell the animals!

And apart from a few graphite blocks, how much carbon was released into the air? About none. Some steam, bit of xenon (an inert gas) and was there some iodine? Normally they add it to salt.

What about everyone going on about nuclear war? Again they said everything would be like the stone age and the ice age and mutants everywhere but think about it. How many nukes would be needed in a hot war? Five hundred? I can't name that many cities of strategic importance. A thousand? More than twice that number were let off as "tests" and I haven't grown an extra head. For convenience I've started this time-lapse at the fast replay point near the end. The distribution of atomic blasts is clear. Those opposing the nuclear forces God created need to give data supporting their position. Being triggered is not data.