[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

If you count all the attendees, their weight, it adds up to a million.

[Phil Ander]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

If you count all the attendees, their weight, it adds up to a million.

If the total is a little short, just adding in the weight of the missing teeth of the attendees should put it over the line.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Phil Ander

If the total is a little short, just adding in the weight of the missing teeth of the attendees should put it over the line.

Thank you Mr. Ander - the additional body mass puts us well over a million pounds of human political capital and shows that the people are not tired of winning. While they have the mass and the energy, my concern with the grass roots is that they're so so so so dumb. I'm worried one of them might eventually fluke enough support to get an actual job in Congress or (heaven forbid) the White House. Somebody needs to tell them in this Party those spots are reserved for royalty not the common pleb.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

I'm worried one of them might eventually fluke enough support to get an actual job in Congress or (heaven forbid) the White House. Somebody needs to tell them in this Party those spots are reserved for royalty not the common pleb.

That is a concern, Dr. Toole. Only those who have legitimate credentials, True Christians™, can be considered for actual elected offices. We need the lesser Christians for fund raising and to fill stadiums for Trump rallies. Filling those crowded venues is difficult when there is so much Coronavirus around and the common folk help us out there.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

That is a concern, Dr. Toole. Only those who have legitimate credentials, True Christians™, can be considered for actual elected offices. We need the lesser Christians for fund raising and to fill stadiums for Trump rallies. Filling those crowded venues is difficult when there is so much Coronavirus around and the common folk help us out there.

Thank you for your insightful explanation, Mayor Hold. I too had wondered how decent Christians such as ourselves can share the big tent with false idol worshipping Christians, white power militia groups, working class rednecks and jet-setting job creators. I can see now our vibrant ecosystem depends on all these complex moving parts - what a beautiful thing to be-Hold. Please excuse the pun.