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Default Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-08-2014, 02:28 AM

It is quite clear that the Lord harbors a fierce hatred for Louisiana and especially the godless city of New Orleans. He sent His judgment on them a few years ago and near to drownt the lot of them. Many survived due to the slyness and slipperiness of the depraved wretches who live there.

It is abundantly obvious why the Lord hates them so. The following reasons are, in my opinion, the leading causes of God's hatred of New Orleans:

Most of the people who live in New Orleans are simply godless wretches, but many worship the dark gods of Voodoo. Others are followers of the Roman Pope. Both of those are idol worshippers, in defiance of God's laws.

There is drinking there every day, all day and they are a population of drunks. Half of them, at least, are also high on dope. The Lord has given strict instructions about being a wine bibber.

Over two thirds of the women have been arrested for prostitution. The rest have not been caught yet, as they bribe the police, who are in league with the criminals.

The whole place is full of dice playing Negroe bone thugs and there is scarcely a Christian within two hundred miles of the place. Race mixing is common as well. Also, many of them are Frenchmen.

Soon, the Lord will likely tire of their antics and sink the rest of them into the Gulf of Mexico.


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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-08-2014, 04:31 AM

Also, too many tittie bars!



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-08-2014, 05:04 AM

I've heard that even their music preferences are satanic: they listen to jazz, which besides it's homosexual connotations, is the negro variant of rock and roll and thus a one-way-ticket to Hell.


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And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-09-2014, 01:36 AM

The Lord God drove the saloon owners, the marijuana smoking musicians, the gamblers, the prostitutes, the politicians, those who promote the viewing of naked teats in bar rooms, the thieves and murderers and even the insect eating Cajuns from that city (at least those who survived His wrath) and caused them to go to other cities, there to commit armed robberies and compel prostitution; but they came back.

The Lord God must surely be wroth with them again for their impertinence.

New Orleans is nearly empty of real people now. Those who are left are the Devil's people. The city has become a sort of Disney Land for sinners. Only the wicked remain and they are there to further the Devil's work. Outsiders who go there are there to sin and they should understand that they really aren't getting away with anything. The Lord knows what they do and one day they will be called to account.

That whole city could easily be swallowed up any day. I believe I will continue to steer a wide berth around that terrible place and all of Louisiana for that matter. They are all going to Hell.


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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-09-2014, 02:05 AM

New Orleans regularly courts divine retribution and scorns those who visit their city to share the Good News.

Mark 6:10-11
And he said unto them, In what place soever ye enter into an house, there abide till ye depart from that place.
And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.


The pattern I have discerned (with help from the Holy Spirit) is that God likes to space out His smitings against such dens of iniquity. This way, fresh batches of sinners are drawn to the perversions of the city like ants to spilled honey. Then when they let their guard down, our LORD pours out His cup upon them, drowning them in pain, loss, and anxiety for their last fleeting moments on earth, before sending His angels to harvest the damned and cast their wretched unsaved souls into the fiery pit of hell, where they shall endure unfathomable torments for all eternity, their ravaged carcasses perpetually regenerating only to be pulled apart by packs of rapacious demons, scorched to ash. Over and over again, for all eternity. Their worm shall never die. Hell is eternal, and the denizens of New Orleans richly deserve what awaits them (if they don't repent and turn their lives over to Jesus).

It's been several years since God took His vengeance against Gomorrah on the Gulf. I can't wait to see what He unleashes next time. Our God is an awesome God.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-09-2014, 02:21 AM

When the godless Federal Government of God forsaken Washington, D.C. sent bus drivers to save the wretches of New Orleans, who the Lord intended to drown, the Devil used the occasion to send his people among the righteous, all over the country.

In my own city, they sell crack and shoot people. They worship voodoo gods and leave dead chickens in all the parks, where they were sacrificed to their dark gods. I hope the wretches of Washington will come and get their Negroes soon. If not, perhaps the Lord will see clear to take them along with the rest.


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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-09-2014, 07:56 AM

Any city where even the cops are quota-hire Frenchman negroes who steal is BEGGING for Divine Judgment...



I can't wait till Jesus makes that whole area a 52,000-square-mile swamp.



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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-09-2014, 08:34 AM

Genesis 1:9-13 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. 10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good. 11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. 12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good. 13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.


Is it any wonder - God made where New Orleans is to be swamp and sea, But the Godless heathens thought they knew better and created a levee to drain the swamp, so that they could build on it. They directly challenged God's perfect creation.


The floods will happen there again and again, until no one is left (sinner or True Christian) in that place.


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Also, too many tittie bars!

Maybe those places need to be visited by you so you can cleanse it of it's sinful behavior, Pastor, just thinking about you making the world a Godlier place makes me love God even more for creating you.
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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-09-2014, 09:59 AM

Too much jazz will make you too happy
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That's the heroin and marihuana cigarettes, friend. There is no joy in narcotic addiction.



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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-09-2014, 03:14 PM

Ok sure. Do you add a spoon of olive oil on top of lasagna before cooking? I highly recommend it.
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Ok sure. Do you add a spoon of olive oil on top of lasagna before cooking? I highly recommend it.
I don't eat jap food.



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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-10-2014, 12:39 AM

President Brother George Bush did as the Lord commanded and sent frogmen to blow up the levees, as we all know. I do feel that he destroyed fewer of the levees than he should have. If more had been breeched, the entire city could have been washed away at one time.

We must work hard to get a good Christian elected to run things so we can overcome the sins of omission from the past and go on to get it right the next time, which will be soon. What is needed is multiple levee breeches simultaneously coupled with blocking the exit routes and possibly air strikes.

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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-10-2014, 12:57 AM

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Too much jazz will make you too happy
Jazz is nigro music - straight out of the African jungle
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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-10-2014, 02:24 AM

Yes, jazz is lewd Nubian music that stems from marijuana addiction, which creates an unusual attraction to throbbing jungle music. It is common in New Orleans. The inhabitants of the hinterlands are less sophisticated, favoring instead music made with wash boards and other laundry equipment.

New Orleans is thick with Negroes who are high on marijuana or cocaine and are making this jungle music. They often use it to attract and seduce White women.

The Lord will soon set this right and woe be unto the wretches of Louisiana, especially New Orleans.


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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-10-2014, 02:42 AM

Someone may have already mentioned this. If so, I apologize for repeating.


That awful nigra restaurant - Popeyes - was started in New Orleans.


I believe someone (can't remember who) mentioned on another thread/post that Popeyes is really a catlick restaurant in disguise. Pope Yes.


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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 04-10-2014, 04:39 AM

Another reason why God hates New Orleans and all of Louisiana: they all speak Satan's favourite language, French



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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 05-08-2016, 01:13 AM

I'll have you know, Catholics ARE Christian, and the one true religion. The reason I joined this website is to help all of you, I'm trying to help you become Catholic and go to heaven. Many of the topics on this website are insanely stupid, especially the one that says us Catholics worship Mary. We venerate her, being the mother of God and without original sin. We worship God alone, Mary is only one of His helpers.
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Default Re: Why God Hates New Orleans (and really all of Louisiana) - 05-08-2016, 01:29 AM

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...We venerate her, being the mother of God and without original sin...
Well, at least since Mr. Infallible in Rome declared it to be so, in 1850. And the huge profits from Mary trinkets to be fleeced from the gullible had nothing to do with the "revelation", of course.


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What a lame God you worship, needing a woman to help Him in His omnipotence. Go look up that word.


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