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Default Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again - 01-13-2008, 12:36 AM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f4_1181249436

Can you believe this nonsense? Why I could only imagine what Oliver Cromwell would say at this disgusting story. An Islamic London!? What can be done about this?
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Default Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again - 01-13-2008, 12:46 AM

It's no different then when the Christians went around pushing their religion.

"...Okay, not really – that’s a hysterical, right-wing nightmare of a future Muslim London: where an cruel alien creed is forced on a liberal city. A society where women are second-class citizens, same sex relationships a crime and Sharia law enforces terrible public disfigurement and death. But the reality is a long, long way from this dark vision."

this sounds like the kind of place most people on here preach for left and right. just replace the word sharia law with gods divine wrath and your set for life

amirite?!
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Default Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again - 01-13-2008, 01:09 AM

Christians are God's chosen people who have the Bible and 6,000 years of history on their side.

Mudslimes are terrorist scum who worship the moon and have a pedophile prophet.

Big difference. Read your Bible.


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Default Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again - 01-13-2008, 04:37 AM

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Christians are God's chosen people who have the Bible and 6,000 years of history on their side.

Mudslimes are terrorist scum who worship the moon and have a pedophile prophet.

Big difference. Read your Bible.
you could say that. about us being god's chosen and all.
i don't see where you'd get that from.
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Default Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again - 01-13-2008, 12:06 PM

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you could say that. about us being god's chosen and all.
i don't see where you'd get that from.
but ok :3
Who is this "us" you refer to?

The Holy Bible tells us that God loves us so much that He temporarily killed His only begotten son. However, He didn't temporarily die for heathen trash sins. He temporarily died for MY sins. Those who beleive in him are the ones He temporarily died for.


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Default Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again - 01-14-2008, 05:37 AM

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Who is this "us" you refer to?

The Holy Bible tells us that God loves us so much that He temporarily killed His only begotten son. However, He didn't temporarily die for heathen trash sins. He temporarily died for MY sins. Those who beleive in him are the ones He temporarily died for.
well if guys like you didn't sin in the first place, he wouldn't have to die.
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Default Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again - 01-14-2008, 07:21 AM

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well if guys like you didn't sin in the first place, he wouldn't have to die.
That all started with the original bubblebrained female, Eve. She tricked Adam into biting the apple, and it's been downhill ever since.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again - 01-14-2008, 06:12 PM

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That all started with the original bubblebrained female, Eve. She tricked Adam into biting the apple, and it's been downhill ever since.
Well don't you think the curiosity would have gotten to him regardless if eve was there at all.

ever had something dangled in your face and told not to look/take/touch it and you really really wanted to. and given time when no one is around maybe you would have?

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...ever had something dangled in your face and told not to look/take/touch it and you really really wanted to. and given time when no one is around maybe you would have?
You sound like you have subconcious thoughts about being a homosexual. Do you often think of things dangling in front of your face?
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Default Re: Well the lobsterbacks have betrayed us again - 01-14-2008, 06:53 PM

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You sound like you have subconcious thoughts about being a homosexual. Do you often think of things dangling in front of your face?
oh haha!
subconcious =/= subconscious first off.

second off mayhap it be ye with that little fascination, for all you know the thing dangling in front of my face is spaghetti for consumption.
you don't need to take my thoughts and turn them into something so base and boring. at least try and make it interesting and fun.

The sub conscious is such a fun place you could easily come up with dozens of things to dangle in front of your face. use that brain god gave you and try again

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oh i forgot to mention,
nice mullet.
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You sound like you have subconcious thoughts about being a homosexual. Do you often think of things dangling in front of your face?
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