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  • #16
    Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan

    Originally posted by Javaharlot View Post
    No such thing as a perfect human being...
    Opinion, with no substantiation.

    ...Bunch of myths...
    Opinion, with no substantiation.

    ...Hypocrites...
    Opinion, with no substantiation.

    ...I bet your ass you wouldn't talk down on your boss bc he isn't a true Christian or Because he is a different race. Bet your ass they'd Fire you for discrimination.
    Opinion, with no substantiation, and irrelevant to the thread topic.

    Thank you for your valuable input.



    (See? That was irony)

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    • #17
      Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan

      You just contradicted yourself as you said you were a perfect human being. As that is also an opinion made of yourself despite what the bible says it's still a damn opinion of yourself. True Christians more like pompous arrogant people.

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      • #18
        Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan

        Originally posted by Javaharlot View Post
        You just contradicted yourself as you said you were a perfect human being...
        Please point out where I ever made such an outlandish claim.

        ...True Christians more like pompous arrogant people.
        More opinion, which due to your anonymity and refusal to back up anything you say, is meaningless.

        Now are you going to a) read the Bible and be ready to discuss its contents in a mature and reasonable manner, or b) continue to act like a spoiled teenager who thinks "I say so" is a convincing argument?

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        • #19
          Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan

          Bible has no true facts. so using it is meaningless

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          • #20
            Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan

            Originally posted by Javaharlot View Post
            Bible has no true facts...
            That's not true, and you'd know that if you'd read it.

            ...so using it is meaningless
            Your credibility here is now claiming that "it's just a flesh wound" and saying, "Come back here and fight, ya pansy!"

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            • #21
              Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan

              Originally posted by Javaharlot View Post
              Bible has no true facts. so using it is meaningless
              What are you trying to accomplish?

              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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              • #22
                Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan

                Originally posted by Javaharlot View Post
                Bible has no true facts. so using it is meaningless
                Dear Godmocking Whore;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan

                  It is about time to get this discussion back on the track. Revealing the devious ways how the Enemy tries to seduce our children to sodomistic pleasures. The evidence regarding this "Manny" is everywhere. For instance, this figure advertises the rainbow flag of sodomites!



                  And this is not only subliminal cunning psychology. This is an open attack against Jesus as the Covenant (Genesis 9:12-13) is based on the rainbow and the colors of this celestial miracle (that scientists still cannot explain) are reserved for our Lord!

                  Ezekiel 1:28
                  As the appearance of the bow that is in the cloud in the day of rain, so was the appearance of the brightness round about. This was the appearance of the likeness of the glory of the LORD. And when I saw it, I fell upon my face, and I heard a voice of one that spake.

                  I rest my case.



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                  • #24
                    Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan

                    I see what you did there.

                    It's a show about construction, so it's a *tool* for Satan

                    >rimshot

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                    • #25
                      Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan

                      Originally posted by Mega Man View Post
                      I see what you did there.

                      It's a show about construction, so it's a *tool* for Satan

                      >rimshot
                      That's a very foul and inappropriate joke for our family site! Stop pestering us and go read all of this site first! http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/
                      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                      • #26
                        Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan

                        The ONLY redeeming quality of the otherwise blasphemous Handy Manny cartoon is that it demonstrates to intelligent white children the grim consequences of being seduced by mexicoon culture.

                        * Handy Manny is a retrograde wetback suited only for manual labor because he is too stupid, drunk and lazy to do anything other than leer through the bushes at children while he masturbates with a claw hammer lodged deeply in his anus.

                        * Handy Manny snorts so much marijuana that he imagines that talking power tools are telling him to molest cats, when really it is satan.

                        * Handy Manny speaks with the thick, incomprehensible gutteral slur common to all minorities, but to spics most specifically...teaching decent American Children that other languages are not only stupid, but evil.

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