I like to think that I've tasted every meat there is. Yes, I have filled my mouth with every exotic meat that can be found. All except one.
I am talking, of course, about unicorn.
Don't give me any nonsense about unicorn being hard to come by, they are easy to find in the Bible (see footnote) and everybody knows Wal-Mart has EVERYTHING. Less chatting, more searching, ladies.
And no excuses about not knowing how to cook it, the recipe is on the internet:
Like all proper recipes, it's BBQ:
The best part is the head, so it goes to the man of the house:
And like anything worthwhile it's wasteful enough to give environmentalists a case of the hissy-fits:
Footnote:
I am talking, of course, about unicorn.
Don't give me any nonsense about unicorn being hard to come by, they are easy to find in the Bible (see footnote) and everybody knows Wal-Mart has EVERYTHING. Less chatting, more searching, ladies.
And no excuses about not knowing how to cook it, the recipe is on the internet:
Like all proper recipes, it's BBQ:
The best part is the head, so it goes to the man of the house:
And like anything worthwhile it's wasteful enough to give environmentalists a case of the hissy-fits:
Footnote:
Originally posted by The LORD almighty
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