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Default New here just wondering what it's about - 05-30-2018, 09:24 PM
Hello my name is Katherine, I was raised to believe that God is fake, and someone gave me a Bible, and after that I began to read it and think, if he's not real then how have I seen reports on the new that match what the Bible says?
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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 05-30-2018, 09:54 PM
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Hello my name is Katherine, I was raised to believe that God is fake, and someone gave me a Bible, and after that I began to read it and think, if he's not real then how have I seen reports on the new that match what the Bible says?
Hi Katherine,


Welcome to this forum.


Please share with us the reports that match what the Bible says, I am sure that would be of interest to the True Christians™ that run this forum.


You might get asked to introduce yourself properly, instructions can be found in the subtitle of this sub forum.


Welcome aboard Katherine


Kind regards, Roland

Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 05-30-2018, 09:57 PM
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Hi Katherine,


Welcome to this forum.


Please share with us the reports that match what the Bible says, I am sure that would be of interest to the True Christians™ that run this forum.


You might get asked to introduce yourself properly, instructions can be found in the subtitle of this sub forum.


Welcome aboard Katherine


Kind regards, Roland
do you not read english?
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do you not read english?
Hi Katherine,


English is not my native language, I am somewhat proficient using it. You seem to lack a bit in this regard but I´ll let it slide. What irks me most is that you were not able to make an argument and you were not even able to use proper grammar to make your statement.


You should start paying attention to your teachers and if they fail: Please educate yourself.


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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 05-31-2018, 12:10 AM
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Hi Katherine,


English is not my native language, I am somewhat proficient using it. You seem to lack a bit in this regard but I´ll let it slide. What irks me most is that you were not able to make an argument and you were not even able to use proper grammar to make your statement.


You should start paying attention to your teachers and if they fail: Please educate yourself.


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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 05-31-2018, 12:38 AM
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What did I do wrong?
Instead of simply responding to his easy request:

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...Please share with us the reports that match what the Bible says, I am sure that would be of interest to the True Christians™ that run this forum...
You attack his literacy, while proving your lack of the same.

Trump voter, huh?

Oh, and this is still waiting, as well: "Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

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I'm not following Roland either, Katherine. Welcome to our forum.

As you can see, we are deep Christians and have little tolerance for sin. Perhaps you would enjoy learning about sin from us. Please tell us a little more about how you came to see prophesy come to pass with you own eyes.

Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Hello my name is Katherine, I was raised to believe that God is fake, and someone gave me a Bible, and after that I began to read it and think, if he's not real then how have I seen reports on the new that match what the Bible says?
Welcome young Catherine, to God’s favourite forum! The friendliest forums there is (and for my money, the best)!

What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) and when did you start your walk with Christ?

YIC

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Welcome young Catherine, to God’s favourite forum! The friendliest forums there is (and for my money, the best)!

What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) and when did you start your walk with Christ?

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I don't have a church, so far still reading, it is a kjv and guess when I started reading.
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I don't have a church, so far still reading, it is a kjv and guess when I started reading.

Hi Kat and to the forum!
So far in your lecture, which Bible verse speaks to you the most?

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So far in your lecture, which Bible verse speaks to you the most?
Hi, not just one the whole section of Matthew is interesting.
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Hi, not just one the whole section of Matthew is interesting.
I agree, there are many great passages in Matthew. It contains the whole array of insults which Jesus throws at people (be it His followers, be it others), including calling people vipers (Matt 3:7) dogs (Matt 7:6), swine (Matt 7:6), wicked (Matt 16:4), perverse (Matt 17:17), blind fools (Matt 23:17), and so many others. I always laugh when I'm reminded that many false Christians who have never opened their Bibles think that Jesus was nice. He was not nice, He was the Son of God screaming at and rebuking people whom He considered to be inferior idiots.

Do you have a favorite Jesus insult?

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True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
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Hi Kat! (can I could you Kat?)

I see with great joy you are here to learn about God and the Bible. We have had here in this very Godly forum people of all sorts, that is why some people will be suspicious about you for some time.


Last month, for example, we have been dealing with a crazy person who was saying he was some sort of angel destinated to save the Earth or something.


Can you imagine that crazyness?


Nevermind, welcome to our forum. I hope you can find the OT as good as the NT, because we LOVE all our Bible.

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Hi Kat! (can I could you Kat?)

I see with great joy you are here to learn about God and the Bible. We have had here in this very Godly forum people of all sorts, that is why some people will be suspicious about you for some time.


Last month, for example, we have been dealing with a crazy person who was saying he was some sort of angel destinated to save the Earth or something.


Can you imagine that crazyness?


Nevermind, welcome to our forum. I hope you can find the OT as good as the NT, because we LOVE all our Bible.
sounds like he belongs in a mental health facility.
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I agree, there are many great passages in Matthew. It contains the whole array of insults which Jesus throws at people (be it His followers, be it others), including calling people vipers (Matt 3:7) dogs (Matt 7:6), swine (Matt 7:6), wicked (Matt 16:4), perverse (Matt 17:17), blind fools (Matt 23:17), and so many others. I always laugh when I'm reminded that many false Christians who have never opened their Bibles think that Jesus was nice. He was not nice, He was the Son of God screaming at and rebuking people whom He considered to be inferior idiots.

Do you have a favorite Jesus insult?
Not sure, but his actions in the temple were well deserved.
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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 05-31-2018, 07:38 PM
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sounds like he belongs in a mental health facility.
Just full of unjustified opinions about others, aren't you?


Read the Bible, and work on your grammar, and you just might fit in around here.

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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 05-31-2018, 10:12 PM
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Just full of unjustified opinions about others, aren't you?


Read the Bible, and work on your grammar, and you just might fit in around here.
Well I mean he's saying he is a being from heaven that would make him crazy, wouldn't you agree?
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burger Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-01-2018, 12:32 AM
Welcome Katherine, I am so glad an open minded person has joined us. Way too often we are unfairly attacked by people with preconceived notions.
Let me know if you want to be dipped in the river.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-01-2018, 10:16 PM
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Welcome Katherine, I am so glad an open minded person has joined us. Way too often we are unfairly attacked by people with preconceived notions.
Let me know if you want to be dipped in the river.
Thanks what was the message you sent me?
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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-01-2018, 10:22 PM
What's an infraction?
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