[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Never mind Canada, let us consider the <sarcasm alert> even more important choices being made in Europe. Today has seen elections to the Isle of Man Parliament. For those who are unfamiliar with the Isle of Man, it is somewhere in the sea between Britain and Ireland and has a population of a bit more than 80,000. It also has a flag which, not to mince words, quite frankly spits in the face of Jesus.



Given that the polls closed more than an hour-and-a-half ago, you would expect them to have counted the votes by now, wouldn't you? But no, just like our little Canukistani friends they are making a meal of it.

Would I be unreasonable to assume that God Hates the Isle of Man?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

It also has a flag which, not to mince words, quite frankly spits in the face of Jesus.



Would I be unreasonable to assume that God Hates the Isle of Man?

Goodness me, it looks like a trio of lesbians. Hm, I'm not sure what the collective noun is for lesbians... an argument? A pussy-grab perhaps? Trio works well enough in this case. To answer your question, my dear Mrs. L-V, no you would not now nor never in the future ever would be considered unreasonable to assume God hates the Isle of Man.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

That flags looks so familiar. It looks like the flag of the italian penisula of Sicily, bar the face of course.

[MitzaLizalor]

Eew! Are those serpents? Revelation 12:9

[Dennis Lukes]

I understand that the Nazis took over the Channel Islands during the War of Jewish Aggression. Is this place nearby? "Isle of Men" sounds gay as hell too, which certainly doesn't help their claims that they aren't Nazis.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

The Manxsters do have an alternative flag, which shows the consequences of creating the original:

[MitzaLizalor]

I've heard they have a Manx gathering periodically where 50-odd thousand turn up in "leather gear" for a speakeasy-environment free for all. Many Christians have no wish to remember figure-hugging garments on themselves or others and the bangle, chains, pewter eyebrow studs, overdone hairstyles and ridiculous antics that may have seemed fun at the time but viewed through the mind of Christ are slippery slopes to everlasting torment.

I Corinthians 2:16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ.

Satan enjoys leather, rubber, vinyl, red, black, green, blue, loud music, dreadlocks, shorn heads, the full body wax, raised eyebrows and fluttering lashes (obviously this does not apply to waxed persons) but Jesus known none of it is fun at all. Did He walk around with a big fat cigar, super strength Manx ale, 40lb of gold around His neck or "love" beads if He thought gold a bit too trashy with the ostrich hide onesie? I don't think so.

It's because many Christians left those things behind that when someone says it's just a braided neck ribbon (or whatever) the signal it's intend to send is recalled. And together with the leather it's evidently a big part of the Manx economy.

from O. P.
Would I be unreasonable to assume that God Hates the Isle of Man?

No.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Never mind Canada, let us consider the <sarcasm alert> even more important choices being made in Europe. Today has seen elections to the Isle of Man Parliament.

Is that the election regarding Megan Merkel? Is her ex-prince husband running for something (or from something), too?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Is that the election regarding Megan Merkel? Is her ex-prince husband running for something (or from something), too?

Well it looks like Ms. Markle is not going to win this time. The opposition - the SozialdemokratischeParteiDeutschlands - have edged ahead. Translated into American, this word means effectively the Nazis, and not the kind that want to make America great again.

Germany election: SPD in wafer-thin lead as results come in

Social Democrats edge out Christian Democrats in exit polling and early counted results for federal election

Last time they held an election, also in 2021, it was won by Måneskin of the Zitti e buoni party, which translates as "Shut Up and Behave". I think that would be my vote if I still lived in France, but truly I'll never understand the EU's byzantine election process.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

truly I'll never understand the EU's byzantine election process.

Agreed. They have this incredibly complicated system of direct elections, rather than trust the good old and oh so simple to understand - and explain - Electoral College system that we have over here.


In fact, how Electoral College works is so plainly obvious, that I will not bother to explain it to anyone that asks, because the person who would ask such a question would expose herself as helplessly stupid.

[MitzaLizalor]

Do they even have a filibuster? I've heard they put up some legislation, something to distinguish the size of particles in [1] crushed and [2] ground nuts say, then any comments or objection may be heard (such as the presence or absence of skins with regard to choking I'm just making this up as I go but you get the idea) after which the elected representatives vote on it.

Is that any way to carry on?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

You know Sister Mitza, no of course not. I don't even think the EU has a mechanism where the Vice President counts the final tally of votes but can throw out entire States on the basis of some stuff he heard from some guys. It's completely lacking in hidden checks and balances.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Meanwhile back in the Isle of Man, matters have taken an unexpected turn for the worse (unexpected in the sense that everyone thought it was already as bad as it could get) and in an almost Icelandic swing, more than 40% of the elected politicos are now women.

They're going to have to put another leg on that flag to honor their new Feminazi overlords.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Of the Isle of Man, Wikipedia announces:

The last member of that ruling family died in 1265 without a legitimate heir, when the Isle passed into the possession of Alexander III, King of Scotland (d.1286). In 1266 sovereignty of the Isle of Man and the Hebrides was formally transferred from the King of Norway to King Alexander III of Scotland

See that? "Isle of Man" and then "Hebrides" - a clear reference to homosexual marriage!

I suspect that Alexander III, King of Scotland was an aficionado of the chocolate starfish...

[MitzaLizalor]

Any sentence containing the words "Norway" and "Scotland" is bound to dis Christ.

As it happens I do escort Norwegians on shopping jaunts in Great Britain where for whatever reason ..anyway, never when visiting appropriate boutiques have I heard God referenced. It's as though they'd never known the price He paid.

Scotland does have some skilled glass- and crystal-workers I must admit but often include pagan motifs in their work. So difficult to keep the Norski's eyes directed where they should be and so often I failed as they bought up "Celtic knots" and trollopy fashion statements to take back home.

Sorry Jesus, maybe I let you down in Stavanger, even for the Nordics though renewal is possible. Just. Before it's too late.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Europaeon Elections? Just like Canadian elections - do we really care? We can't even summon enough interest in deporting the insufferable Justin Bieber.

On the other hand, the Europaeons have caused enough trouble in the last century that we've had to bail them out twice from their foibles.

And now there is this - French Voter Fraud. Sure, the French gave us the Statue of Liberty - but we've all heard the phrase "beware of Greeks bearing gifts", perhaps this is where the Democrats in our own country discovered their methods. Don't forget that the French caused all the trouble in Vietnam, and now the Haitians are invading our country (remember Papa Doc Duvalier and his son Basket Head).

The French managed to muster enough courage to ban burqua's, but couldn't get a law passed to stop the most popular name for new borns in their country - "Mohammed".

The French have a habit of naming deserts after their leaders - is there a bakery in France where I can pick up a dozen "Macrons" for a dinner party I'm hosting?

Speaking of deserts, it was no doubt that Marie Antoinette's exhortations about "cake" inspired Nancy Pelosi's "let them eat ice cream" to the American public.

Instead of encouraging its citizens to bathe regularly, the French still produce over priced and smelly over perfumed soaps.

Macron faces 'voter fraud' claims as French President launches new election polling system

By Bill McLoughlin
18:43, Tue, Feb 16, 2021 - UPDATED: 21:32, Tue, Feb 16, 2021

Ahead of the election next year, the Government has announced a decision to create an advanced polling system which would see ballots taken a week before the election. Amid the threat of fraud, French officials have criticised the decision from the government. Outspoken Frexit campaigner Charles-Henri Gallois instantly hit out at the decision, labelling it as “madness”.

He said: “The government wants to introduce an advance poll for the Presidential election in 2022.

“Vote Ballot box with ballot will be done on voting machines during the week before the ballot.

“A new madness of the government which can only cast suspicion on our electoral system!”

Florian Philippot, president of the Patriot party also criticised the decision which sparked concern it could increase voter fraud.

Although Mr Macron is regarded as the frontrunner in next year’s election, his hopes for re-election may take a severe blow if he cannot kickstart France’s recovery from the pandemic.

In particular, like many EU nations, the French President has failed to create an adequate vaccination programme.

While the UK has forged ahead with its own vaccination policy, France has lagged behind and according to Our World in Data, has only vaccinated 4.44 people per 100 in comparison to the UK’s 23.33 as of February 14.

In a further blow to Mr Macron’s coronavirus campaign, French pharmaceutical company Sanofi announced it will not be able to produce a vaccine this year.

Last month the French government had also been informed that its renowned Pasteur Institute, had now abandoned hope of creating an effective jab.

The institute was forced to abandon its research after clinical trial from phase 1 came back with poor results.

Francois Ruffin from the left-wing France Unbowed party said in response: “I want a French vaccine, with French technology.

"Why haven't we got one?

“We need to explain it to the French people."

Although much of the tensions has now simmered, Mr Macron had his presidency rocked following the controversial security bill.

The legislation would have stopped the sharing of pictures of police officers with the intent to harm.

Following the bill, there were weeks of protests in December before the parliament announced it would remove certain controversial elements of the legislation.

Before that announcement, many groups claimed the bill would have hindered press freedom and help cover up police activity.

Joining protestors last December were also members of the Gilet Jaunes movement who sparked unrest over a rise in taxation.

The protests across France lasted for a year before subsiding as they brought the country to a standstill.

To stop the protests, Mr Macron was forced to row back on fuel tax rises and offer additional measures including a cut to pension tax and a rise in the minimum wage.

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https://www.express.co.uk/news/world...eu-news-frexit