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  • #1576
    Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

    It just burns me up when pointy headed liberals compare their favorite homer, Buttigieg, to Donald Trump. Their claim is that Buttigieg served in Afghanistan while Trump claimed bone spurs.

    Trump did not go into the army looking for annal sex. His motives were to help his country. He knew he could help more by buying and selling skyscrapers. It's plain as day who is the more patriotic.


    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #1577
      Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      It just burns me up when pointy headed liberals compare their favorite homer, Buttigieg, to Donald Trump. Their claim is that Buttigieg served in Afghanistan while Trump claimed bone spurs.

      Trump did not go into the army looking for annal sex. His motives were to help his country. He knew he could help more by buying and selling skyscrapers. It's plain as day who is the more patriotic.
      Let's judge them by their results: Afghanistan is a shithole and New York is the greatest city on earth.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      • #1578
        Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        Is that his profile picture on Grindr?


        If the effete pedophile Buttjig had done these "accomplishments" while also suffering from debilitating bone spurs like Trump, I might be impressed. As it is, even bringing it up is insensitive. Knowing how to ask for the nearest glory hole in seven other languages doesn't make you a genius, it makes you a pervert. Cecil Rhodes was a homosexual, but he was also a white imperialist, so you'd think the Dems would try to downplay that one. And Donald has been married in the eyes of God not once, not twice, but thrice, while Petey boy's illegitimate sodomarriage doesn't count for jack, piece of paper or no piece of paper. Buttgay can pose with a gun (the same kind Dems want to ban) and try to look badass all he wants, it doesn't change the fact that he has been sodomized up the butt and gargled man seed.

        Fag.
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • #1579
          Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

          Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
          Let's judge them by their results: Afghanistan is a shithole and New York is the greatest city on earth.
          New York is, unfortunately, a hotbed of sin and lust. Certainly, without President Trump's efforts to clean up the city, it would be far worse. For example, Trump Tower alone quintupled the amount of lovely gold plating in the city, adding an elegant and tasteful element to the city's architecture. Moreover, he tried to keep his fornication out of the headlines by paying off all of the porn stars he slept with, when so many New Yorkers seem to have no discretion at all in these matters. But President Trump can't fix the mess here all by himself--he needs some cooperation from the minorities, Jews, Catholics, homos, and other assorted troublemakers who have congregated here.

          Still, your point is well taken. New York City is much better than Afghanistan, though, if you take enough taxis in the city, you'll soon realize that the city is rapidly becoming Afghanistan.
          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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          • #1580
            Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

            I just want to express my profound gratitude to Our True President(tm), Donald J. Trump for bringing to light the many misdeeds of Barack Hussein Obama.

            What happened to the 30 million pages of documents taken from the White House to Chicago by Barack Hussein Obama?



            The FBI clearly isn't doing its job since it is focused on persecuting President Trump and destroying America, and Fox News has time constraints given everything that it has to cover. We needed Donald Trump to personally bring to light the treasonous activities of Obama.



            Seriously though, 30 million pages?! How blind and oblivious is the FBI anyway? And why didn't the EPA note all the trees mowed down in the production of all those documents? I thought that the Demoncrats just luuved the environment!
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • #1581
              Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

              Someone in power needs to crack down on Never Trumpers. They are getting more publicity now than ever. The greatest President in U.S. history and there are Republicans who do not support him?? They need a ticket out of our country.

              Longtime GOP insider Cheri Jacobus: America is "not going to recover from Donald Trump" | Salon.com
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • #1582
                Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                Do we have any lawyers amongst our ranks at Landover Baptist? (Or do we always outsource to Jew lawyers?) I know that we have several excellent doctors and all the best businessmen here in our church community, but right now, Trump needs legal support more than medical services*.

                According to some guy named Alan (or is it Allan? Allen? Alain? Alen?) Dershowitz, there are many law firms that don't want to assist Our Best President Ever in his time of need. Of course, this is probably to be expected from people so closely associated with Judas.

                What I don't understand is why isn't the government supplying him with the necessary service providers? Even those lying idiots fooled into believing the results of the last election know that Trump was President for four years.

                After all those years of 24/7 service at the top levels of our government, a man deserves some perks. A proper pension, Secret Service protection, free health care, an all access parking pass, reimbursement for travel expenses, early notification for any major assassinations undertaken by our military and free legal services--aren't those the sort of things included in his retirement plan? He gets his own library, too, right?





                * Of course he doesn't need business advice. He's the go-to source on that subject!
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                • #1583
                  Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                  Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                  there are many law firms that don't want to assist Our Best President Ever in his time of need
                  Sister, I think the time for lawyers is over. The law is completely corrupt anyway, so now it's a simple choice between President Trump or the FBI. Don't THINK! Choose.
                  If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                  • #1584
                    Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                    Sister, I think the time for lawyers is over. The law is completely corrupt anyway, so now it's a simple choice between President Trump or the FBI. Don't THINK! Choose.
                    We've been victims long enough. We won't take it any longer. I'm sure there are FBI agents monitoring our site here and parked outside Landover Baptist every Sunday taking pictures of who goes in.

                    To you FBI agents reading this, we're watching you as well. When Trump returns to office a file on each of you will be turned in.
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • #1585
                      Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                      We've been victims long enough. We won't take it any longer. I'm sure there are FBI agents monitoring our site here and parked outside Landover Baptist every Sunday taking pictures of who goes in.

                      To you FBI agents reading this, we're watching you as well. When Trump returns to office a file on each of you will be turned in.
                      Rumor has it that a fed even tried to infiltrate this website and make it to True Christian™ status. Of course, this man failed miserably because those glowies are so obnoxiously transparent:


                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                      • #1586
                        Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                        President Trump has come out blazing on all saddles today! His famous TRUTH Social platform clocked 60 posts in an episode starting early Tuesday morning / Monday night. Finally, the shackles are off and we can hear what he has to say without government interference.
                        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                        • #1587
                          Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                          Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                          President Trump has come out blazing on all saddles today! His famous TRUTH Social platform clocked 60 posts in an episode starting early Tuesday morning / Monday night. Finally, the shackles are off and we can hear what he has to say without government interference.
                          Tragically, I just read that Google--the Number One False Idol in the world today-- has banned Our Once and Future President's social media platform.

                          I can only pray this is fake news. If it is the case, how do we take down Google?
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                          Guns For God and the Economy

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                          • #1588
                            Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            I don't get all the hate for him. I mean, I know the Liberals want a divided nation so it can fall and be taken over by a Communist Revolution which is why they are cozying up to China (whom the President Donald Trump put in their place globally, thankyouverymuch), but he's just such a benign, fatherly figure. He's like a comforting beef balloon you just want to give a warm hug to.

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • #1589
                              Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              He's like a comforting beef balloon you just want to give a warm hug to.
                              Not to mention, if the FBI are to be believed, he still has the nuclear codes.
                              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                              • #1590
                                Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                He's like a comforting beef balloon you just want to give a warm hug to.
                                Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                                Not to mention, if the FBI are to be believed, he still has the nuclear codes.
                                Any soul burdened with the nuclear codes deserves a hug--except Biden, of course, who is a deranged madman. But he is more concerned with destroying us morally than blowing us all to Kingdom (yes, please) Come.
                                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                Guns For God and the Economy

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