Ginni Thomas endorses female circumcision

[Larry Lee]

Ginni Thomas has been as giddy as hard punch these days, in the aftermath of her husband's greatest achievement: the abolition of a woman's right to self determination.

"Glory!" Ginni said yesterday at a flash conclave of the National Federation of Republican Women, where Ginni brought the toll house cookies and others supplied the lemonade. Ginni gushed, "We're finally second-class citizens on a par with Negroes!." Then, catching the intimate moment, Ginni explained that Clarence had made only one demand of her, in order for him to marry her. "He told me to cut out my Mary-Ellen. It's an African custom, and since I'd never pushed that button, I thought what the hey!" "Which was the problem with Anita Hill", Ginni said in a phlegm-filled whisper, "She refused to excise her T dick!" "the lesbian!"

Nowadays, Ginni's proud to devote her life to making other people's lives as constrained and uncomfortable as hers.

But Good News! "I've already made Evangelical inroads, and as soon as Clarence rules birth control as illegal, female circumcision will be every woman's best choice in marriage!"

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Ginni Thomas endorses female circumcision

Ginni raises a solid point. Anita Hill, Monica Lewinsky, each and every whoor Newt Gingrich was duped into entering the sanctity of marriage with all probably were women with their sin button intact. Circumcision is good for the home, good for the country. If this isn't a wake up call for American Parents, I don't know what is.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Ginni Thomas endorses female circumcision

women with their sin button intact. Circumcision is good for the home, good for the country. If this isn't a wake up call for American Parents, I don't know what is.

Exactly, Sister Etheldreda, A True Christian™ woman needs sexual satisfaction like a fish needs a bicycle.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Ginni Thomas endorses female circumcision

While we're on the topic of sin buttons, let's also reflect on the words of Utah representative Karianne Lisonbee:

“I got a text message today saying I should seek to control men’s ejaculations and not women’s pregnancies,” Lisonbee said. She added: “I do trust women enough to control when they allow a man to ejaculate inside of them and to control that intake of semen.”

Isn't it wonderful amongst all the technical descriptions of ejaculation, semen intake, rape, medical procedures, healthcare provisioning, etc. that Christ's teachings still resonate so strongly? His core message rings loud and clear above the clamor of those who would usurp religion and enslave humanity under authoritarian rule.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Ginni Thomas endorses female circumcision

Why isn't Ginni Thomas on the speaker's circuit big time? She should be the features speaker at every Christian conference every week. Living the Christian life while part of Eve's sinful gender requires lots of instruction.