Let's help Pat Robertson pray for World War 3!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

There is a lot of excitement about how God told Putin to liberate Ukraine, in order to help bring the Second Coming of Christ:

Pat Robertson....cited key passages from the prophet Ezekiel regarding nations coming together one day to rise up against Israel – specifically pointing to what Russia is doing in [Jew-led] Ukraine...

"...[Putin]'s being compelled by God," CBN's founder said. "He went into Ukraine, but that wasn't his goal. His goal was to move against Israel ultimately...God is getting ready to do something amazing...I believe Christ could come back at any moment..."

Unfortunately, despite all of our prayer and activism, it's not yet a done deal. Turns out starting a third world war is not as easy as you might think:

Here is the "Escalation Ladder" you've all been hearing so much about:



Jesus Christ Returns when we reach #44.

Right now we're at #7. We've done half of both #10 and #20, but that still means we need 36 more acts of escalation.

More prayer and more action is needed. Suggestions?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Powerful stuff from Pat Robertson. I had never realized Putin has his eye on Israel--always assumed that because he attacked Ukraine that Ukraine was his target.

I think we can rest assured God will bring on WWIII when He thinks our time is up.

[handmaiden]

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Given how important America is to Jesus personally as well as to His Dad as part of the End-Times Strategy, it seems like we need Republicans in charge of everything--and I mean EVERYTHING--before Putin moves diagonally across the board to get to Israel.

If we don't get the lazy, underachieving, (looking at you, Faith Machine) members of the Christian community to donate to Republican Super-PACs and vote many times in every election, we may never see WWIII in our lifetimes. This would be a great disappointment to many of us who grew up believing we would see the unfolding of so many important prophecies.


Please don't leave this important responsibility to the coming generations. They lack the discipline and maturity to carry out the harsh demands of committed service to Our Lord. When they take the helm, Christian values will go out the window and our military preparedness will go out that window in the next breath.

[its_faith]

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Ive been praying for WW3 for over 60 years.

[WWJDnow]

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I've been keeping an eye on Togarmah, Meshech, and Tubal for a while now. You never know what those crazy people will do now that we're in the End Times.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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It is exciting being part of history. I still can't quite believe it's happening. We need an action plan to accelerate those last remaining steps - does anyone have an organizer? Perhaps one of the ladies can take notes.

[BrotherLarry]

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As we all know, money is a great facilitator to all things. I am therefore raising funds for the war effort by producing and selling T-shirts emblazoned with Brother Putin’s face, featuring a hook in his jaw, with words in the Cyrillic alphabet reading Bring on WW3. Men’s are available in red or white and women’s are in pink or lavender. These all weather garments can be yours for only $39. Children’s sizes are not yet available but they are coming soon. All proceeds go to fund Brother Putin, except for 90% of sales which I will keep for production costs.

Let’s get that hook in his jaw, brethren. God is counting on you.

[Sally Paulson]

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So, about prayer...This whole war started because Ukraine wanted to be a part of Europe, right? So the Ukrainians are praying for continental drift to move their country west, but surely that would cause earthquakes, right? So Putin is acting in self-defence?

That's how continental drift works, right? Antarctica is really cold, so everybody prayed for it to go away. Same with Australia, because of all the criminals that were sent there.

Anyway, sorry if I derailed the thread. I'll pray for #44: spasms or insect war.

[MitzaLizalor]

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And Mexico. From Tijuana to Tierra del Fuego, papists everywhere! I'm expecting a volcano any time. As we saw in the video message, there's a really big earthquake coming up. The entire world. Everyone affected. Japanese. Scots. Hawaiians. Falkland Islanders. Gogites. Tasmanians. When God shakes things up mere geology is a drop in the ocean.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I know it's negligent of me to have forgotten something this important: Rev'd Pat was explaining about Russia being Rosh and I couldn't remember Rosh being mentioned by God. Here's the relevant 22 seconds.

[22 sec. clip]

A search was necessary and the KJV site was my starting point.

And there it is: Rosh. Rosh is from the Tribe of Benjamin, one of Benjamin's sons in fact.
Where did these people (the Benjaminites) live? I've highlighted the territory on the map.
It is not the same as Rev'd Pat's map.

MUPPIM and HUPPIM

I've been keeping an eye on Togarmah, Meshech, and Tubal for a while now. You never know what those crazy people will do now that we're in the End Times.

We've followed the youtube address from Rev'd Pat and know that Russia is The Benjaminites. Muppim and Huppim are two more brothers certain to have descendants and worth monitoring. How can we determine where these are now? One expects that Benjaminites would still live around Jerusalem but if Rosh migrated so far so could these two. Thank you.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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So, about prayer...This whole war started because Ukraine wanted to be a part of Europe, right? So the Ukrainians are praying for continental drift to move their country west, but surely that would cause earthquakes, right?

It's already caused the tsunami that sank the Russian flagship.

That's the only reasonable explanation of how it sank. The alternate explanation is that Putinism is just kleptocracy, and all of the important parts of the Moskva had been stolen and sold on eBay. I don't believe that, because I've been searching eBay for guided missiles and never found anything.

So, there you have it: either we've got continents bouncing around like so many billiard balls, or we have to believe a guy named "lazerpig".

We are living in weird times.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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"...[Putin]'s being compelled by God...His goal was to move against Israel ultimately...

The Iranians also believe this, that's why there are Iranian troops on the battlefield guiding their drone-bombs.


And if you don't believe that God's guiding hand is at work, how can you explain the pinpoint accuracy of Ayatollah Putin's bombings? Their missiles and drones are infamous for their inaccuracy*, yet regardless of target, whether a playground, a maternity hospital, or a holocaust gravesite, Ayatollah Putin always score a bullseye!




*Footnote: Iranian drone tech:

[MitzaLizalor]

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..and he seems surprised the thing won't take off!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

The debate over whether the Muppets started WW3 is here.

..and he seems surprised the thing won't take off!

Typical Millennial, so busy posing for the photo that he didn't notice his drone is upside-down.

Now, back to the topic of this thread, I've tried to explain the concept of "escalation dominance" every time brick-wielding democrats promise to wage civil war against gun-armed republicans.

This gets explained here:

And here's a shorter illustration of the idea:



Now, let's talk about Russia's blowing up of the Kakhovka Dam, an event which killed 100,000 Ukrainian civilians the previous time Russia did it.

Now, that's more death than was caused by either of the Atom Bombs, so has Putin crossed a WMD red line here?

I doubt it. More likely Putin was just trying to be good for the environment: dams prevent salmon from swimming upstream, after all. So if 100,000 more Ukrainians die, it's their own fault for invading salmon habitat.

Update: Just as Brother Putin planned, the fishes have returned, and they have even beached themselves so nobody has to do the hard work of fishing for them - a true Loaves and Fishes miracle!