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  • #16
    Re: Pete Buttgay & "Husband" Want Pregnancy!

    Oh Brother Larry, your powerful testimony has reduced me to tears. Thank you.

    As a matter of curiosity, have the Battyboys announced which of them will be giving birth to this poor child, and out of which orifice? Also, will they be livestreaming the event on pay-per-view? Because it's the sort of thing that Liberal preverts would pay big bucks to see, so I'm wondering if the whole thing is just a fundraiser.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • #17
      Re: Pete Buttgay & "Husband" Want Pregnancy!

      Has the demonic buttbaby been anally conceived yet? Perhaps they're waiting to do it on live TV. Any Christian who is offended at their sodomitic butt sex and changes the channel will be charged with hate crimes and arrested. A child grown in feces-encrusted bowels is bound to be born a negro. Just imagine that: two queers and their niglet in the White House. Such a nightmare would make me long for the Sharia-Soviet days of the Kenyan usurper, let me tell you.
      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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      • #18
        Re: Pete Buttgay & "Husband" Want Pregnancy!

        My Precious Brother Dennis (The master of hoteliers),

        I just spent 20 minutes or so picturing the good mayor and his husband attempting to conceive. Sometimes visualization of sin helps me to understand it and also to pray against it.

        I felt the stirring of my spirit urging me to higher heights and deeper depths in the love of Christ as I lay there giving my complete attention to these sinners. I recommend this to everyone who loves Jesus and wants to see Him come.
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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        • #19
          Re: Pete Buttgay & "Husband" Want Pregnancy!

          Oh, I don't think we will have too much to worry about, with this Pete Buttgay person. His popularity has taken a nose-dive: "The South Bend, Ind., mayor's polling numbers have remained relatively flat in recent weeks, hovering between 4 and 7 percent in most surveys. And he has started facing tougher questions during public appearances, including about his struggle to build a following among black voters and his handling of a police-involved shooting in his hometown."

          The details in that quote just go to show how Almighty is answering our prayers. knows that we cannot have a homersexualistic President & First "Husband".

          Here is the rest of the article, if anybody cares to read it, in praise to our blessed , the :



          A blessed day to all,
          Sincerely, Isabella W.
          (Mrs.) Isabella White

          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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          • #20
            Re: Pete Buttgay & "Husband" Want Pregnancy!

            Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
            My Precious Brother Dennis (The master of hoteliers),

            I just spent 20 minutes or so picturing the good mayor and his husband attempting to conceive. Sometimes visualization of sin helps me to understand it and also to pray against it.

            I felt the stirring of my spirit urging me to higher heights and deeper depths in the love of Christ as I lay there giving my complete attention to these sinners. I recommend this to everyone who loves Jesus and wants to see Him come.
            Of course, Dear Masculine Brother Larry, you know best, but aren't you afraid of some of those images stirring up latent homersexual tendencies in you? I worry about that
            Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
            1 Corinthians 11:13

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            • #21
              Re: Pete Buttgay & "Husband" Want Pregnancy!

              Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
              Of course, Dear Masculine Brother Larry, you know best, but aren't you afraid of some of those images stirring up latent homersexual tendencies in you? I worry about that
              Watch your mouth, girl. Larry has the rugged good looks of an old-fashioned leading man like Cary Grant, Tab Hunter, Marlon Brando, Rock Hudson, or John Travolta and he's at least as straight as any of them.


              Brother Larry, I apologize for accidentally beaming hardcore gay porn into your mind. Naturally, True Christians like us are exempt from Matthew 5:28 because, being perfect (Genesis 17:1), our souls are undefiled by sinful lust no matter how much pornography we accidentally see or purchase.
              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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              • #22
                Re: Pete Buttgay & "Husband" Want Pregnancy!

                So what? Not your business

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                • #23
                  Re: Pete Buttgay & "Husband" Want Pregnancy!

                  Originally posted by Dutchsmartie View Post
                  So what? Not your business
                  What happens next? Do the "parents" try baby making for a month before they buy one? A quarter? A year? Let's pretend they try hourly but nothing ever happens. God mentioned certain consequences in Psalm 106 resulting from lust. What constitutes lust is set out in The Book Of The Law dictated by God to Moses (unless you have a better theory) in the meantime two men cannot produce babies no matter how hard they try. You might as well say that ewes can produce okapi with no intermediary agents and let's be very clear: Buttigieg is no okapi.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Pete Buttgay & "Husband" Want Pregnancy!

                    Maybe we could help Mayor Pete and "Hubby" by picking out names for their baby boy or girl. I've noticed many girls have names reflecting church like "Faith", "Charity" and "Noel." Boys often carry Biblical names like "Paul" or "John."

                    This child will grow up surrounded by sin. The name chosen needs to let others know this.

                    I'm pitching a "Baxster", but spelled "Backster", for a boy's name. For a girl I'd recommend a variation of "Hillary" but spell it "Homorly."

                    We could have a contest here at Landover Baptist to name this famous baby.
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Pete Buttgay & "Husband" Want Pregnancy!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                      One doesn't have to be a Rhodes scholar to figure out that if the Lord had wanted them to have a baby, He would have made one of them female:

                      [Mark 10:6 KJV] 6 But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

                      Also, his appeals to his Episcopalian "faith" won't convince any True Christian™. I sometimes think that the Episcopalians had watched the mockery that Catholicism had made of Christianity and said, "Hold my chardonnay."
                      Indeed, the Episcopalians have turned their backs on Christ and on America. Personally, I think the public schools share some of this blame as well for teaching children they can grow up to do whatever they want, including boys having babies.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Pete Buttgay & "Husband" Want Pregnancy!

                        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                        This child will grow up surrounded by sin. The name chosen needs to let others know this.

                        I'm pitching a "Baxster", but spelled "Backster", for a boy's name. For a girl I'd recommend a variation of "Hillary" but spell it "Homorly."

                        We could have a contest here at Landover Baptist to name this famous baby.
                        Great idea, Mr. Mayor. You're absolutely right that just any old name won't do for this anal abomination unto God. We have to consider a couple of particulars in the curious case of the homo butt baby. First, the child will be incubated in feces and then crapped out of a gay man's anus. Second, the child will therefore be born brown-skinned, like a colored person , and we know that they love to give their offspring outrageous, fancy-sounding names they don't understand. Taking these facts into account, I submit the following names:
                        • For a boy: Uranus
                        • For a girl: Diarrhea
                        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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