[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Dana723

Of course, Dear Masculine Brother Larry, you know best, but aren't you afraid of some of those images stirring up latent homersexual tendencies in you? I worry about that

Watch your mouth, girl. Larry has the rugged good looks of an old-fashioned leading man like Cary Grant, Tab Hunter, Marlon Brando, Rock Hudson, or John Travolta and he's at least as straight as any of them.


Brother Larry, I apologize for accidentally beaming hardcore gay porn into your mind. Naturally, True Christians like us are exempt from Matthew 5:28 because, being perfect (Genesis 17:1), our souls are undefiled by sinful lust no matter how much pornography we accidentally see or purchase.

[Dutchsmartie]

So what? Not your business

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Dutchsmartie

So what? Not your business

What happens next? Do the "parents" try baby making for a month before they buy one? A quarter? A year? Let's pretend they try hourly but nothing ever happens. God mentioned certain consequences in Psalm 106 resulting from lust. What constitutes lust is set out in The Book Of The Law dictated by God to Moses (unless you have a better theory) in the meantime two men cannot produce babies no matter how hard they try. You might as well say that ewes can produce okapi with no intermediary agents and let's be very clear: Buttigieg is no okapi.
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[Johny Joe Hold]

Maybe we could help Mayor Pete and "Hubby" by picking out names for their baby boy or girl. I've noticed many girls have names reflecting church like "Faith", "Charity" and "Noel." Boys often carry Biblical names like "Paul" or "John."

This child will grow up surrounded by sin. The name chosen needs to let others know this.

I'm pitching a "Baxster", but spelled "Backster", for a boy's name. For a girl I'd recommend a variation of "Hillary" but spell it "Homorly."

We could have a contest here at Landover Baptist to name this famous baby.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

One doesn't have to be a Rhodes scholar to figure out that if the Lord had wanted them to have a baby, He would have made one of them female:

[Mark 10:6 KJV] 6 But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

Also, his appeals to his Episcopalian "faith" won't convince any True Christian™. I sometimes think that the Episcopalians had watched the mockery that Catholicism had made of Christianity and said, "Hold my chardonnay."

Indeed, the Episcopalians have turned their backs on Christ and on America. Personally, I think the public schools share some of this blame as well for teaching children they can grow up to do whatever they want, including boys having babies.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

This child will grow up surrounded by sin. The name chosen needs to let others know this.

I'm pitching a "Baxster", but spelled "Backster", for a boy's name. For a girl I'd recommend a variation of "Hillary" but spell it "Homorly."

We could have a contest here at Landover Baptist to name this famous baby.

Great idea, Mr. Mayor. You're absolutely right that just any old name won't do for this anal abomination unto God. We have to consider a couple of particulars in the curious case of the homo butt baby. First, the child will be incubated in feces and then crapped out of a gay man's anus. Second, the child will therefore be born brown-skinned, like a colored person , and we know that they love to give their offspring outrageous, fancy-sounding names they don't understand. Taking these facts into account, I submit the following names:

• For a boy: Uranus
• For a girl: Diarrhea