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Rebuke Any day now. . . - 12-11-2021, 10:56 PM

And Jesus will be striking this fellow down in his prime.



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Default Re: Any day now. . . - 12-11-2021, 11:32 PM

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And Jesus will be striking this fellow down in his prime.
Let's pray for that. Has he not read the history of our planet earth? God put this guy's people on one continent and we white people here. He didn't intend for the races to marry. When will all these so called smart people show some smarts?


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Angry Re: Any day now. . . - 12-12-2021, 02:21 AM

I have George Takei, Betty White, Jimmy Carter, and Queen Elizabeth in my congregation's damnation pool. Come on Lord Jesus, we've still got a couple weeks left in the year!

The Widow Sawyer had Larry King, Prince Phillip, Colin Powell, and Bob Dole. She's been smirking at me at services. It's insufferable.


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Default Re: Any day now. . . - 12-12-2021, 04:52 AM

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I have George Takei, Betty White, Jimmy Carter, and Queen Elizabeth in my congregation's damnation pool. Come on Lord Jesus, we've still got a couple weeks left in the year!

The Widow Sawyer had Larry King, Prince Phillip, Colin Powell, and Bob Dole. She's been smirking at me at services. It's insufferable.
Brittany Spears is still worth 60 points so it might be worth making a late addition.


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Default Re: Any day now. . . - 12-12-2021, 11:05 AM

"Married"? I don't think he knows what that word means.


Jesus explained marriage VERY clearly. Look it up:
Matthew 19:1-12












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Default Re: Any day now. . . - 12-12-2021, 12:07 PM

Wait, since when was Mr. Sulu married? And all while Captain Kirk is in the skies with the owner of Amazon?
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Default Re: Any day now. . . - 12-12-2021, 02:49 PM

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And all while Captain Kirk is in the skies with the owner of Amazon?


Seems like they're shirking away from the tornado tragedy in Kentucky. Must be nice to escape to the skies like that.


As to George Takei, does it seem like he is doing it for edgy bragging rights than actually loving his white hubby? I thought when you love someone you try and be private, right?
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Default Re: Any day now. . . - 12-12-2021, 05:10 PM

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As to George Takei, does it seem like he is doing it for edgy bragging rights than actually loving his white hubby? I thought when you love someone you try and be private, right?
Sodomites are not capable of love. All they have is hatred, despair, rape, torture, disease, defecation, and death. "Edgy" does not begin to cover the intense self-inflicted depravity, pain, and misery of the LGBTQ "community."


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Default Re: Any day now. . . - 12-19-2021, 06:28 AM

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"Edgy" does not begin to cover the intense self-inflicted depravity, pain, and misery of the LGBTQ "community."
“Edgy?”

Does not.

“Music?”

Does.

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