[HTannor]

Re: Why can't the English type?

There are chairmen from the States buying our Football clubs and trying to take them forward,or indeed runing them into the ground with debt.

Just because a person enjoys a good game of Football,does not make them neither gay nor evil.

Next year is the biggest Football tournament in the world.

and i also adore football too.

God Bless.

Oh, I AM SO ANGRY I can barely type this, but I will try:

That shit "game" IS NOT FOOTBALL.

This is:

[angels]

Re: Why can't the English type?

Angry about what?.
I haven't actually said anything wrong here.There is no competetition between football and football.However,i do not think it's very Christian to keep insulting British folk,the folk you don't even know.I don't do it,i've taken a tongue lashing from Pastor and others here,and have taken it,as a punishment.I've aplolgised and asked for forgivness,but i'm not saying sorry for this,i've known,the sport as football all of my life.It's not changing now,heck,i've even made lovely American friends through conversation over English football,when i visitTampa and NY.

God Bless.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Why can't the English type?

Angry about what?.
I haven't actually said anything wrong here.There is no competetition between football and football.However,i do not think it's very Christian to keep insulting British folk,the folk you don't even know.I don't do it,i've taken a tongue lashing from Pastor and others here,and have taken it,as a punishment.I've aplolgised and asked for forgivness,but i'm not saying sorry for this,i've known,the sport as football all of my life.It's not changing now,heck,i've even made lovely American friends through conversation over English football,when i visitTampa and NY.

God Bless.

Hello angels,

Glad you're still here at Gods Favorite Forum. Be that as it may about football, the original theme here is the lack of typing skills of your fellow countrymen. As you've said earlier, you have improved your typing skills greatly by visting this Godly Forum. If more Brits would visit and accept Jesus, their typing skills would improve also.

God Bless

[angels]

Re: Why can't the English type?

Please do not be angry,instead i believe that we have our paths mapped out,by God before we are even concieved.Therefore,surely compassion rather than anger is whats needed to deal with a wretch such as i?.
Yesterday the dear Pastor said,if i were his,he'd scrub out my mouth,i took that message,and indeed,chastised myself.My foul language will never be a problem again.


God Bless.

[angels]

Re: Why can't the English type?

Hello angels,

Glad you're still here at Gods Favorite Forum. Be that as it may about football, the original theme here is the lack of typing skills of your fellow countrymen. As you've said earlier, you have improved your typing skills greatly by visting this Godly Forum. If more Brits would visit and accept Jesus, their typing skills would improve also.

God Bless

Dear Johnnyboy,i have taken the path shown to me by the dear Pastor , your good self and the Reverend.
From now on,the effort shall be seen by all.Thankyou so so much.Our dear Lord will show me my error,and i shall abide by the right way.

God Bless.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why can't the English type?

This thread is about why the English can't type. You still haven't given an explanation as to why you have failed to learn how to use the space key. There's a reason why it's the biggest key on the keyboard, even though it doesn't type anything!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Why can't the English type?

Unfortunately, no. I stick to Southern Americanized Redneck English. Hence my obsession with biscuits and gravy. If you were from The Carolinas, you'd know what I was talking about.

I've never understood why the Waffle House doesn't have biscuits and gravy on their otherwise genuinely southern menu. Now the Lizard Thicket restaurants here in South Carolina do have biscuits and sausage gravy with a side of grits served with eggs over easy, but they also have some odd Yankee dishes on the menu which I care not to describe.

Is it possible that the British can't spell because of a dietary deficiency?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[angels]

Re: Why can't the English type?

I've never understood why the Waffle House doesn't have biscuits and gravy on their otherwise genuinely southern menu. Now the Lizard Thicket restaurants here in South Carolina do have biscuits and sausage gravy with a side of grits served with eggs over easy, but they also have some odd Yankee dishes on the menu which I care not to describe.

Is it possible that the British can't spell because of a dietary deficiency?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

I am absolutely shocked at the negativity being shown here.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Why can't the English type?

I've never understood why the Waffle House doesn't have biscuits and gravy on their otherwise genuinely southern menu. Now the Lizard Thicket restaurants here in South Carolina do have biscuits and sausage gravy with a side of grits served with eggs over easy, but they also have some odd Yankee dishes on the menu which I care not to describe.

Is it possible that the British can't spell because of a dietary deficiency?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Brother Lazerus,

I've always felt that if Waffle House dropped the waffles off their menu and added biscuits and gravy, it'd be the worlds best fine dining establishment. Although, they'd probably have to change their name to Biscuits and Gravy House. Hardees would go out of business in weeks. Bojangles would survive because True Christians love fried chicken.
As to the Brits dietary deficiency being the cause of their illiteracy: Bingo, you hit the nail on the head, sir!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Why can't the English type?

I am absolutely shocked at the negativity being shown here.

What's negative about a good, solid southern breakfast? What's negative about our efforts to help the British with their own language? We are True Christians and we are here helping our fellow man.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Why can't the English type?

I am absolutely shocked at the negativity being shown here.

Miss angels,

What on Gods Earth could possibly be negative about biscuits and gravy??? You've totally confused me.

God Bless

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Why can't the English type?

I've always liked my biscuits and gravy with a nice hunk of DEER on the side.

[angels]

Re: Why can't the English type?

Miss angels,

What on Gods Earth could possibly be negative about biscuits and gravy??? You've totally confused me.

God Bless

Dear Johnnyboy. I have made the most amazing apple pie this evening. Just removed it from the oven, the pastry is all golden and i do believe, this has to be the best pie i have ever baked. Maybe i'm taking things too much to heart again. And i think my literacy is definately improving, for tonight i'm going to settle down and read my Bible and talk with the Lord.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why can't the English type?

Ok, this is a thread about typing accuracy, so I'll point out that you forgot to capitalize the I when you refer to yourself. Low self esteem problems?

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Why can't the English type?

Dear Johnnyboy. I have made the most amazing apple pie this evening. Just removed it from the oven, the pastry is all golden and i do believe, this has to be the best pie i have ever baked. Maybe i'm taking things too much to heart again. And i think my literacy is definately improving, for tonight i'm going to settle down and read my Bible and talk with the Lord.

Miss angels,

Perhaps you haven't heard, but I am currently in the market for the future Mrs Johnnyboy(White Christian Virgin/Optinal). Your acceptence of Jesus, along with your improved typing skills(please remember to capitolize "I") intrigue me greatly. I am also impressed with your pie baking skills. By any chance, do you know how to filet fish? Also, relocation to North Carolina would be necessary. I almost forgot THE most important question. Biscuits and gravy. Do you know how to make them?