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    Police Fed Pot Burgers

    What is the world coming to? Local officers were poisoned with narcotic-infested Cheeseburgers!?

    Police: Officers Served Pot In Hamburgers

    LOS LUNAS, N.M. -- Los Lunas police told Action 7 News several employees at a fast-food restaurant in Los Lunas cooked marijuana into several Isleta officers' hamburgers late Sunday night.

    It happened at the Burger King on Main street around 11:30 p.m.

    Investigators said two restaurant employees put the pot in the burgers and served them to two officers from the Isleta Police Department.

    After noticing something was wrong, police said the Isleta officers ran a field test on the burgers and they came back positive for marijuana.

    "They consumed about half the hamburgers each before they found that there was something in the food, " said Los Lunas police Lt. Joe Sanchez.

    Los Lunas investigators said a total of three employees are facing charges, including marijana posession and aggravated battery on an officer.
    This is a good example of why we need to reinstate the draft. Those teenaged losers who committed this felony should be shipped off to the front lines in iraqistan, where the Godly U.S. Army will make men out of them!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
    Tags: drugs: satan's gateway to hell
  • #2
    Re: Police Fed Pot Burgers

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    What is the world coming to? Local officers were poisoned with narcotic-infested Cheeseburgers!?



    This is a good example of why we need to reinstate the draft. Those teenaged losers who committed this felony should be shipped off to the front lines in iraqistan, where the Godly U.S. Army will make men out of them!
    What pieces of trash these people are. To mock the ones that keep us safe on this side of the earth while our others put the fear of God,GWB and firepower into the satan worshippin' towelheads arcross seas. I think that GWB's military is not good enough for them Pastor. I am going to have to disagree.(Apologies) These foul losers and degenerates of society should be dropped off in that land that we are so gallantly fighting for and be tied to posts and gut slit for the buzzards, scorpions and cannaibals to take care off. We support enough of this trash here in the states with the bums that crowd our prisons for 3 hots and a cot and maybe a visit or two from the local "Bubba Housewarming Commitee". I don't think GWB would even want to wipe the mud from his feet after a good day of coon hunting on this filth.

    YIC
    Hushed
    And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

    Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
    Pslams 51:7

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    • #3
      Re: Police Fed Pot Burgers

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      What is the world coming to? Local officers were poisoned with narcotic-infested Cheeseburgers!?



      This is a good example of why we need to reinstate the draft. Those teenaged losers who committed this felony should be shipped off to the front lines in iraqistan, where the Godly U.S. Army will make men out of them!
      Iraq

      Afghanistan

      2 very seperate places, Oh wise loved one of god !

      Mark

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      • #4
        Re: Police Fed Pot Burgers

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        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • #5
          Re: Police Fed Pot Burgers

          Hmmmm, one wonders what happened to those two policemen afterwards? One would hope the poor dears went straight home to bed to eat cheetos and watch teletubbies
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • #6
            Re: Police Fed Pot Burgers

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Hmmmm, one wonders what happened to those two policemen afterwards? One would hope the poor dears went straight home to bed to eat cheetos and watch teletubbies
            Ungodly harlot! Of course their careers were ruined. The DOF bars anyone who has ever been exposed to narcotics from being employed in law enforcement or homeland security, out of concern that they might experience a "flashback" .
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Police Fed Pot Burgers

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Hmmmm, one wonders what happened to those two policemen afterwards? One would hope the poor dears went straight home to bed to eat cheetos and watch teletubbies
              I'd have thought of you as being more of a Boohbah fan myself... there's something about that programme that reminds me very strongly of you.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: Police Fed Pot Burgers

                What on Earth is Boohbah? I'll have to look it up now......

                HEY!!!
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Police Fed Pot Burgers

                  Having never been tempted by nor been in the presence of illicit substances such as the Weed or Goofballs and the like, I feel confident that I have a fairly strong grasp on the whole Drug thing. Who better to speak against drugs than someone who has never had their brain fried by Reefers? I am an unbiased source of knowledge and have personally read and reread every book in the Landover Library concerning the subject.
                  The cold hard fact that Marijuana leads directly to addiction and death cannot be refuted due to extensive research and documentation. These burger punks have ruined the lives of these officers and should be imprisoned for attempted murder.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Police Fed Pot Burgers

                    I was once slipped a reefer without knowing what it was. Some damned hippy chicks gave it to me when I was really drunk back in the days before I found Christ.
                    It was terrible! They drug me into the woods and were going to sacrifice me to Satan, but luckily I came to while they were still fronicating with goats and I ran like the wind before Satan made his appearance.
                    At first my head was spinning like some ride at the fair. Then I started seeing double and sounds were really strange. It's a good thing I wasn't in a high rise, because I thought I could fly and I'd hate to have jumped out a window.

                    Reefers are extremely dangerous. All parents should buy one of these and use it regularly on their children.



                    http://drugtestingkits.testcountry.c...esting.htm?ref=
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • #11
                      Re: Police Fed Pot Burgers

                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                      Reefers are extremely dangerous. All parents should buy one of these and use it regularly on their children.



                      http://drugtestingkits.testcountry.c...esting.htm?ref=
                      I hate to tell you, but that advert appears to say "Problems with drug?" Someone would have to be monged to their tits on disco biscuits before they started writing like that.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Police Fed Pot Burgers

                        They don't call it The Devils Weed for nothing. I read about one young man in the 50s who clawed his eyes out while hallucinating on Marijuana.
                        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Police Fed Pot Burgers

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          I hate to tell you, but that advert appears to say "Problems with drug?" Someone would have to be monged to their tits on disco biscuits before they started writing like that.

                          ...Either that or else it was written by the japs who are trying to take over the world by buying out every American company in existance and replacing its products with shoddy copies. Those filthy gooks will stop at nothing to bastardize God's preferred language.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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