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02-01-2012, 12:29 AM
I look forward to a Pastor stopping by!! I have many pies for him to sample! Him and my Daddy can sit down together and share my pie! I would love to satisfy both of them 
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02-01-2012, 01:49 AM
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I look forward to a Pastor stopping by!! I have many pies for him to sample! Him and my Daddy can sit down together and share my pie! I would love to satisfy both of them |
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02-21-2012, 06:30 AM
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05-05-2012, 07:40 AM
I just happened to stumble across this photo taken during a cherry pie contest in New Jersey in 1957.
I can't even remember the last time they had a good cherry pie contest around these parts. Do any of you have any good cherry pie contest stories to share?
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05-07-2012, 04:29 PM
oooooh this topic has excited Mr. Keeper so much that I had to rush into the kitchen and bake him a pie PRONTO!! didn't even have time to put on my dress, just an apron!!
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05-07-2012, 05:02 PM
To all the moms out there, I want to recommend you serve your children a vinegar pie if they ever get out of line. Nothing chastens an unruly child quite like a mouthful of vinegar pie!
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05-07-2012, 06:50 PM
I'll tell you what pie our men (and Most Holy, Blessed Lord™ Above) do NOT like...and that is the evil "Mock" Apple Pie cunningly made with Ritz crackers.
This recipe is an utter sacriledge against getting the freshest ingredients and fruits available (preferably from your own orchard), and instead encourages the lazy housewife to just dump a dusty carton of crackers from the cupboard into a pie shell and call it an Apple Pie???
I think not.
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05-12-2012, 07:22 AM
I have to do that too when I hear daddy coming home and have forgotten to make a pie I have to rush off and put an apron on to start baking quickly!
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oooooh this topic has excited Mr. Keeper so much that I had to rush into the kitchen and bake him a pie PRONTO!! didn't even have time to put on my dress, just an apron!!
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05-12-2012, 07:32 AM
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I'll tell you what pie our men (and Most Holy, Blessed Lord™ Above) do NOT like...and that is the evil "Mock" Apple Pie cunningly made with Ritz crackers.
This recipe is an utter sacriledge against getting the freshest ingredients and fruits available (preferably from your own orchard), and instead encourages the lazy housewife to just dump a dusty carton of crackers from the cupboard into a pie shell and call it an Apple Pie???
I think not.
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Oh dear, thank you for warning us about this! If I thought a lady was serving me a nice slice of warm apple pie, and I bit into it and tasted the salty hardness of crackers, I don't know what I'd do!
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05-19-2012, 06:14 PM
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oooooh this topic has excited Mr. Keeper so much that I had to rush into the kitchen and bake him a pie PRONTO!! didn't even have time to put on my dress, just an apron!!
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TC women hang around the house in nothing but lacy undies?
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05-19-2012, 06:34 PM
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TC women hang around the house in nothing but lacy undies?
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Can't you tell that is a picture?
If I drew a picture of Rodan would you think it is real?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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05-19-2012, 06:52 PM
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Can't you tell that is a picture?
If I drew a picture of Rodan would you think it is real?
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She said she didn't have time to put on her dress, just an apron. I was under the impression that TC women only disrobe to shower. And if she was posting in the forum, she obviously wasn't in the shower.
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05-19-2012, 06:58 PM
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She said she didn't have time to put on her dress, just an apron. I was under the impression that TC women only disrobe to shower. And if she was posting in the forum, she obviously wasn't in the shower.
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Obviously she was hurrying to bake a pie for her obviously hungry husband. She is hardly likely to keep him waiting, is she?
Obviously as long as the apron covers her dirty pillows and nethers she is doing okay, obviously.
I think your dirty mind is an indykement (sic) of your particular life style and evidence that Christians hold moral authority over atheists.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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05-20-2012, 09:28 PM
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She said she didn't have time to put on her dress, just an apron. I was under the impression that TC women only disrobe to shower. And if she was posting in the forum, she obviously wasn't in the shower.
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TC women disrobe where ever their husband commands them to. If Mr. Keeper wants his husbandly rights right there on the living room floor in front of the fireplace, well, it's his living room isn't it?
a TC wife does not question her husbands demands. 
especially when it comes to PIE
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05-20-2012, 09:53 PM
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TC women disrobe where ever their husband commands them to. If Mr. Keeper wants his husbandly rights right there on the living room floor in front of the fireplace, well, it's his living room isn't it?
a TC wife does not question her husbands demands.
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Amen to that! A good TC™ woman should never question her Pastor's demands either! Glory!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-23-2012, 11:18 PM
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Amen to that! A good TC™ woman should never question her Pastor's demands either! Glory!
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You demand that women disrobe for you?
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05-24-2012, 04:29 AM
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You demand that women disrobe for you?
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Get your sick lezbianic mind out of the gutter, harlot. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-24-2012, 05:21 AM
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You demand that women disrobe for you?
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Fleur-de-lis, stop putting words in good Pastor Ezekiel's mouth.
There are better things to put in his mouth, like PIE
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05-25-2012, 05:08 AM
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Fleur-de-lis, stop putting words in good Pastor Ezekiel's mouth.
There are better things to put in his mouth, like PIE
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Shout GLORY! 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-25-2012, 05:45 AM
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Pastor, how about a big juicy slice of " Backyard Pie"?
I call it Backyard Pie cuz I combine whatever is fresh and ripe for the picking right in my very own little garden patch!!
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