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[Fish (On Moderation)]

Hi,

I am Fish, and I am a Christian.

Nice to meet you all.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Are you truly a Christian(tm)? What are your favorite Bible verses? How many Bibles do you own, and what versions? What are your views on multi-fabricked clothing? How much survival food do you own, and which rifles? Have you tithed to God's Favorite Church(tm) yet?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Are you truly a Christian(tm)?

Yes I am a Christian. A REAL one.

What are your favorite Bible verses?

All of the New Testament and within context the Old Testament. I especially like the book of Collosians and the Gospels and Acts.

How many Bibles do you own, and what versions?

I have a few around, different versions (including KJV) but I mostly read the NIV as the language reflects our own and it is simply a better translation than the others.

What are your views on multi-fabricked clothing?

I have no problem with it. Not wearing multi fabric clothing was an Old Covenant thing.

How much survival food do you own, and which rifles?

None and none. I live in Australia and firearms are frowned upon.

Have you tithed to God's Favorite Church(tm) yet?

No.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Yes I am a Christian. A REAL one.

Have you tithed to Jesus via Landover's coffers yet?

All of the New Testament and within context the Old Testament. I especially like the book of Collosians and the Gospels and Acts.

First off, heathen, I suggest that you learn the Holy Bible and Its Books. Such a book is not found in *MY* Bible -- are you using one of the cathylick bibles?

I have a few around, different versions (including KJV) but I mostly read the NIV as the language reflects our own and it is simply a better translation than the others.

I am both shocked and saddened by your response. The only True Bible is the 1611 King James Version -- it is just the way God wrote it in 1611, IN ENGLISH. You must trash your other so-called "bibles", preferably in a bonfire (check our calendar, I am sure that we are having another Harry Potter Book Burning shortly, and it serves the same purpose).

I have no problem with it. Not wearing multi fabric clothing was an Old Covenant thing.

You unfortunate homer. You just like to pick & choose the Bible as you see fit. We here at Landover are not so panty-wasted. We believe the Bible *just* the way God wrote it down, no ifs, ands or buts. And that is why *we* are heaven-bound and you will spend eternity bobbing on Satan's engorged tallywhacker.

None and none. I live in Australia and firearms are frowned upon.

I suggest you immediately uproot and move to Landover where you can begin your recovery & conversion process immediately. Australia is a land of homosexuals, and I believe you should follow the Godly example of Abraham and leave immediately.

You had better get yourself on the right track, lest you burn in Hell forever. Your time is running out, and you must either TURN or BURN. You can begin by talking to a Pastor here about getting onto a Salvation(tm) Plan, beginning with generous tithes and offerings to our Lord Jesus.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I have no problem with it. Not wearing multi fabric clothing was an Old Covenant thing.

Dear friend:

Which laws in the Old Testament, if any, do you believe are still in effect? Cite the appropriate Scripture to back up your answer.

Also, what do you think about the wearing of gold and pearl jewelry by women?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Mosaic Law is not applicable to us today as Jesus said "You can't pour new wine into old wineskin".

If memory serves correct jewellery is frowned upon in the Bible.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Friend, it appears that you are having trouble speaking. Are you a homer or a negro? Landover's medical staff is ready and waiting to perform a Homosexual Reparative Surgery for you.

So convenient for you -- you can pick & choose what you want to believe! If only God felt the same way.... Unfortunately for you, you will burn in Hell. You can't even quote the Lord Jesus' Words -- you just "generally recall". Apparently you have demons in your brain -- you need help with that.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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I like the demons in my brain they keep me company at night.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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And they will keep you company in Hell, as Satan anally rapes you with his oversized, glass-shard encrusted tallywhacker.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I like the demons in my brain they keep me company at night.

You are clearly another wad of unsaved trash wandering into God's favorite forum with the sole intent of mocking Jesus. You have never even opened a Bible, I'm sure. You and your sodomite bum-chums may get plenty of giggles out of persecuting God's chosen people, but let me assure you that you will not be laughing in hell, when you are gulping sulfur.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Satan anally rapes you with his oversized, glass-shard encrusted tallywhacker.

Where in the Bible does it say satan will do that? Or is that your personal experience with a guy named satan?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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For someone so obviously enthralled with editing the Bible to fit your every whim, I dont think that it is your place to question *my* understanding of God's Holy Word.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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For someone so obviously enthralled with editing the Bible to fit your every whim, I dont think that it is your place to question *my* understanding of God's Holy Word.

I see you're not a TC, have you tithed to LBC yet?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Good sir, I am indeed a True Christian(tm) and have tithed generously to the coffers of God's Favorite Church (as managed by our own jews).

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Good sir, I am indeed a True Christian(tm) and have tithed generously to the coffers of God's Favorite Church (as managed by our own jews).

Liar liar pants on fire