Please pray that Midge Murphy will stop appearing on cooking midget porn sites!

[Faith_Machine]

Friends, I have disturbing news. As you know, I make it my business to monitor and document the content posted online by pornographers. Well, I'm very sorry to say that as I was cataloging the latest batch of smut sites, I came across evidence that our beloved sister in Christ, cooking expert and former midget Midge Murphy, has been lead astray.

Unless I'm mistaken, she is appearing on a Web site devoted to some kind of "nude midget pastry/dessert chef" fetish. If that really is Midge I'm seeing in those many pics and videos, she has not only reverted to midgetry, but she is also currently mired in whoredom.

I saved all the photos and movies to a secure hard drive as evidence, but this is the only one I can post here, because the rest are so explicit. You do NOT want to see what she does with the crème brûlée.

I'm just really sad about all of this. Please pray for her.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Please pray that Midge Murphy will stop appearing on cooking midget porn sites!

Surely it can't be her. The only thing that could revert her back to that condition would be that lesbian dwarf Val thing, and I'm pretty sure that Midge has outright rejected her lewd advances.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please pray that Midge Murphy will stop appearing on cooking midget porn sites!

Well whoever this little lady is, I'm really pulling for her to get out of the porn business. I'm pulling real hard. And praying, of course.

[Ex-Primordial Dwarf]

Re: Please pray that Midge Murphy will stop appearing on cooking midget porn sites!

Friends, I have disturbing news. As you know, I make it my business to monitor and document the content posted online by pornographers. Well, I'm very sorry to say that as I was cataloging the latest batch of smut sites, I came across evidence that our beloved sister in Christ, cooking expert and former midget Midge Murphy, has been lead astray.

Unless I'm mistaken, she is appearing on a Web site devoted to some kind of "nude midget pastry/dessert chef" fetish. If that really is Midge I'm seeing in those many pics and videos, she has not only reverted to midgetry, but she is also currently mired in whoredom.

I saved all the photos and movies to a secure hard drive as evidence, but this is the only one I can post here, because the rest are so explicit. You do NOT want to see what she does with the crème brûlée.

I'm just really sad about all of this. Please pray for her.

Midget porn site?How....nasty? URL please, to heal her sin thru Christ, I must know every....nasty?.....detail. There will have to be a laying on of hands obviously.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Please pray that Midge Murphy will stop appearing on cooking midget porn sites!

Nay, friend, we do not post porno links on this Web site!

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Please pray that Midge Murphy will stop appearing on cooking midget porn sites!

midget pastry/dessert chef" fetish

She's not much of a chef if she uses that artificial spray cream stuff. No self-respecting chef or pastry cook would ever use that muck.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Please pray that Midge Murphy will stop appearing on cooking midget porn sites!

She's not much of a chef if she uses that artificial spray cream stuff. No self-respecting chef or pastry cook would ever use that muck.

Using that may be some midget thing, Sister M-o-7, maybe because they have trouble reaching up to use a proper whisk? It would explain why they are all so fat, though, as artificial cream is just whipped pig-fat in a can.

I don't think that can be our Midge. She wouldn't - would she?