[turdbear]

Lol, I never said that, I was just agreeing with August and saying that God doesn't only speak English. BTW, are you a troll or do you just like to play devil's advocate?

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by turdbear

Lol, I never said that, I was just agreeing with August and saying that God doesn't only speak English...

So when you said, "when you spend your life twisting Scripture and making it say what you want it to say, you'll never pay attention to what it actually says", how would anyone know what "it actually says" if they can't read the original copies in the original languages (otherwise, they'd just be taking someone else's word for it)?

...BTW, are you a troll or do you just like to play devil's advocate?

In Internet slang, a troll (pron.: /ˈtroʊl/, /ˈtrɒl/) is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as a forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion...

from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

If I'd been guilty of any of the above, surely the moderators would have banned me?

And as for being a "devil's advocate", why would I be constantly pressuring people to read the Bible?

If you're referring to this usage:

In common parlance, a devil's advocate is someone who, given a certain argument, takes a position he or she does not necessarily agree with, for the sake of debate...

from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil's_advocate

Where have I said I agree with what the True Christians™ say, aside from agreeing about what the Bible actually says in black and white?

[Barry]

Dora the Explorer has a Muslim friend called Doda the Exploder and that for me, is enough reason to keep well away from her.

[BillieJean]

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles

Other races should learn to speak American because then there will be no translation errors when foreigners get their bibles translated into their gobboldy gook language.

YIC

American is not a language, your language is called english. Why you hate another races so much? Why you hate the world? Do you think insulting another cultures you're making God happy? I feel sorry for you, you'll never be happy if you keep thinking as an stupid racist, and I don't understand why tolerate another kind of people must be a sin, but anyway, everything in the world is a sin for you, I'm amazed that using the internet is not a sin for you

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by BillieJean

American is not a language, your language is called english. Why you hate another races so much? Why you hate the world? Do you think insulting another cultures you're making God happy? I feel sorry for you, you'll never be happy if you keep thinking as an stupid racist, and I don't understand why tolerate another kind of people must be a sin, but anyway, everything in the world is a sin for you, I'm amazed that using the internet is not a sin for you

Are you still whining? Don't you have some welfare to collect or fatherless children to take care of?

We don't hate other races. God has a plan for everyone. But you're so hung up on what you perceive that you refuse to actually read what is written.

As for hating the world, again READ YOUR BIBLE!



Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;

John 15:18-19 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you. If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

Romans 12:2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

Insulting a culture that mocks God doesn't make him happy. Wiping them off the face of the earth does. Unfortunately, until we get a True Christian™ government in power, that's not going to happen.

Go read the books of Joshua and Judges and tell me how much God loves sinful nations.


As for being unhappy, you're the one spending your time here rattling around like a mad dog in a cage. Personally, I'm very happy. I have a beautiful home, a loving husband, 5 wonderful children, the only thing that makes me unhappy is when I come on here to discuss Jesus with my fellow True Christians™ and can't because we're once again in daily battle with the unsaved scum of the earth.

[BillieJean]

Insulting a culture that mocks God doesn't make him happy. Wiping them off the face of the earth does. Unfortunately, until we get a True Christian™ government in power, that's not going to happen.

Thank God no government is fool enough to believe in your stupid church and let you commit a genocide. Life is first, even first religion, so if you want to kill, then prepare yourselves to rot in jail, because not because a religion don't love our God then is evil, in fact, I think you're the evil ones here, you don't act as christians, why you don't help homeless and starving people instead send every person in the world to Hell for not be a fanatic?

As for being unhappy, you're the one spending your time here rattling around like a mad dog in a cage. Personally, I'm very happy. I have a beautiful home, a loving husband, 5 wonderful children, the only thing that makes me unhappy is when I come on here to discuss Jesus with my fellow True Christians™ and can't because we're once again in daily battle with the unsaved scum of the earth.

I'm very happy too, I'm starting college and I'm in my way to be a professional in the future, maybe in 2018, I have a good family, father, mother, even a dog, good friends, I enjoy reading yaoi, listening music, walking in my city, and read the lies written by a bunch of lunatics in the forum of a real church is something that gives me a good laugh, so please keep complaining, you're one of the funniests people here

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by BillieJean

Thank God no government is fool enough to believe in your stupid church and let you commit a genocide.

Oh, but it's okay if a different religion believes in wiping nations off of the earth? Is that it? You're perfectly fine with the catholic genocides that happened in the past and the mudslime invasion of Europe?

Why do you hate God so much? Are you mudslime? Is that it?

Life is first, even first religion,

Life isn't a religion. I have no idea what you're trying to say here.

so if you want to kill, then prepare yourselves to rot in jail,

So now you support thought crime? Just thinking about something is enough to put someone in prison? Wow, you're from South America, right? Where are your parents from? Or maybe your grand parents? If you shout "SIEG HEIL" would your grand parents jump to their feet and stick their arm in the air?

After all, the Catholic church helped a lot of Nazi's escape to South America in order to escape persecution.

because not because a religion don't love our God then is evil, in fact, I think you're the evil ones here, you don't act as christians,

How would you know what a Christian should act like? You've never read the Bible. You're willing to burn the Bible, then you say "our God". So who is your God if you're so willing to burn the words of the True Living God?

why you don't help homeless and starving people instead send every person in the world to Hell for not be a fanatic?

We don't send anyone to Hell, only God can send people to Hell. We warn people of what the Bible says. You're obviously sticking around for a reason, yet you ignore everything that people say.

Just remember, when Judgement Day comes, you have been warned. God knows you've been warned, and there will be no "but I didn't know" excuse allowed for you.

Matthew 10:14-15 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

I'm very happy too,

Really? You don't sound very happy. You sound very angry and resentful. You sound like you have a hole in your heart that only Jesus can fill.

I'm starting college and I'm in my way to be a professional in the future, maybe in 2018,

Well I actually hope you learn how to learn in your college and not just how to spew back the brainwashing that they will induct you with.

I have a good family, father, mother, even a dog, good friends, I enjoy reading yaoi, listening music, walking in my city, and read the lies written by a bunch of lunatics in the forum of a real church is something that gives me a good laugh, so please keep complaining, you're one of the funniests people here

Okay then....... exactly who are you trying to convince that you're happy? Me or yourself?

Psalm 92:5-7 O Lord, how great are thy works! and thy thoughts are very deep. A brutish man knoweth not; neither doth a fool understand this. When the wicked spring as the grass, and when all the workers of iniquity do flourish; it is that they shall be destroyed for ever:

[BillieJean]

Why do you hate God so much? Are you mudslime? Is that it?

Believe whatever you want, I'm not going to make your little brain work too much explaining you how that is not true

Life isn't a religion. I have no idea what you're trying to say here.

Of course life is not a religion, what I say is that life is the first, live with dignity, have a healthy land happy life with the people you love, that if first, religion is secondary

How would you know what a Christian should act like?

Maybe helping people just like Jesus did?

Really? You don't sound very happy. You sound very angry and resentful. You sound like you have a hole in your heart that only Jesus can fill.

Since when you can hear written words?

Okay then....... exactly who are you trying to convince that you're happy? Me or yourself?

Can I ask you the same? You were trying to convince me you're happy too

Personally, I'm very happy. I have a beautiful home, a loving husband, 5 wonderful children

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by BillieJean

Believe whatever you want, I'm not going to make your little brain work too much explaining you how that is not true

Of course you wont, because you can't.

Proverbs 3:35 The wise shall inherit glory: but shame shall be the promotion of fools.

Of course life is not a religion, what I say is that life is the first, live with dignity, have a healthy land happy life with the people you love, that if first, religion is secondary

Well that's not what God says now is it.

Matthew 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

Maybe helping people just like Jesus did?

And what did Jesus say to the people he helped?

John 5:14 Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.

John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

Jesus calls on us to love other True Christians, not everyone on the planet. If any True Christian™ needs a hand, I'll be over as quick as I can.

Since when you can hear written words?

Awww........ are we down to playing semantics now.

You still don't sound happy.

Can I ask you the same? You were trying to convince me you're happy too

The difference is I was disproving your "facts". You on the other hand started telling me about your mommy and daddy and puppies and whatever else it was.

In the words of Shakespeare "the lady doeth protest too much"

[Bjorn Jensen]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Dora the Explorer movie is a training manual for S&M bondage cult:

Appearently beastiality as well. This movie should not be viewn by any Christian.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking

Appearently beastiality as well. This movie should not be viewn by any Christian.

Personally, I'm getting sick of looking at it (no I didn't click it). There she is sitting there with her tits being pushed up by bondage ropes and here legs wide open while the monkey looks on with an erection.

And this is supposed to be a "children's" movie?

It looks like nothing more than soft porn!

[Godfly]

Originally Posted by BillieJean

I'm very happy too, I'm starting college and I'm in my way to be a professional in the future, maybe in 2018, I have a good family, father, mother, even a dog, good friends, I enjoy reading yaoi, listening music, walking in my city, and read the lies written by a bunch of lunatics in the forum of a real church is something that gives me a good laugh, so please keep complaining, you're one of the funniests people here

O seu Inglês não é tão bom assim vou tentar ajudar. Você disse que seria um "profesional" no futuro. a palavra você está procurando é "prostituta".

Translation for Americans: your english is not so good so I will try to help. you said you would be a "professional" in the future. the word you're looking for is "prostitute."

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Godfly

... you said you would be a "professional" in the future. the word you're looking for is "prostitute."

That is a profession (the world's oldest, if the saying is true).

[Mary Thompson]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Personally, I'm getting sick of looking at it (no I didn't click it). There she is sitting there with her tits being pushed up by bondage ropes and here legs wide open while the monkey looks on with an erection.

And this is supposed to be a "children's" movie?

It looks like nothing more than soft porn!

With such short hair too, and she calls herself a woman (or at the very least a girl) .
YIC
Mary Thompson.

[I'm a Rockhead]

ROFL, you call Dora a liberal? So I'm a liberal too because I'm a Mexican? That's like saying Looney Tunes are Republicans because they make racist jokes moments. I do hate Dora because that show isn't realistic.

[Paragon of virtue]

Originally Posted by I'm a Rockhead

I do hate Dora because that show isn't realistic.

I will have to agree with you there. Dora, the animated little girl, is far more active, intelligent and coherent than even the most superlative adult messican in real life. A more realistic 'Dora' would be too lazy to do much exploring and would only be literate enough to exploit loopholes in American laws so that she could get more free handouts from Uncle Barry in the Black House in D.C. She would also be pregnant.

[Mary Thompson]

Originally Posted by Paragon of virtue

I will have to agree with you there. Dora, the animated little girl, is far more active, intelligent and coherent than even the most superlative adult messican in real life. A more realistic 'Dora' would be too lazy to do much exploring and would only be literate enough to exploit loopholes in American laws so that she could get more free handouts from Uncle Barry in the Black House in D.C. She would also be pregnant.

And smoking crack.

[AngelKatie3]

:laughs: fun fact: I heard this 18 year old Mexican girl still watches Dora.

[Holly Graham]

Why are the monkey's boots removed? Is he getting all comfortable, being ready to seduce the wetback girl? The way he is looking at her seductively makes me feel strange inside.

Oh my Sweet Jesus in Heaven, please don't let there be a scene where Dora has to discipline.. or spank...the monkey.

[Paragon of virtue]

Originally Posted by HolyHolly

Oh my Sweet Jesus in Heaven, please don't let there be a scene where Dora has to discipline.. or spank...the monkey.

I've made an extensive study of this Dora so if she does spank this particular monkey, wouldn't you call it 'Knocking Boots"?