[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Sad news for the self-effacing couple. A kind lady in California started a GoFundMe page to raise the money to pay off their mortgage. But it was shut down after attracting a mere $110. There were only three donations, one of which ($5) came from the lady who started it.

Isn't their life tragic? Really, it's just one setback after another, and yet they bear it all with such stoicism.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Sad news for the self-effacing couple. A kind lady in California started a GoFundMe page to raise the money to pay off their mortgage. But it was shut down after attracting a mere $110. There were only three donations, one of which ($5) came from the lady who started it.

I found this part troubling: “When they came to the USA, they were without jobs and with limited funds,” said Hanson.

Immigrants to the US normally need to have a job lined up to get their J1 visa (or H1B if they have a special skill). They may also qualify for the EB-5 gold green card, with help from the Kushners, if they have $500k spare to create jobs for the local plebs. However the quote above makes it sound like possibly the Merkels may not have been truthful on their application.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Immigrants to the US normally need to have a job lined up to get their J1 visa (or H1B if they have a special skill).

Does this apply to American citizens like Her Markleness, Brother? If not then perhaps it should.

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

However the quote above makes it sound like possibly the Merkels may not have been truthful on their application.

Indeed. How very surprising it would be to learn that this usually reliable couple had been economical with the truth.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Sad news for the self-effacing couple. A kind lady in California started a GoFundMe page to raise the money to pay off their mortgage. But it was shut down after attracting a mere $110. There were only three donations, one of which ($5) came from the lady who started it.

Isn't their life tragic? Really, it's just one setback after another, and yet they bear it all with such stoicism.

Oh, this is terrible news, dear Sister Joanna. I mean, this fundraising campaign was pulled before it even got started, from the sound of things. Or, had it been up for a while, hobbling along on life support? Whatever happened, is it any wonder this has embarrassed and angered the Royal Family once again? Have they not been through enough, what with that horrendous Winnifred Ophrey interview?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Does this apply to American citizens like Her Markleness, Brother? If not then perhaps it should.

Goodness, I always thought she was Canadian, or African. That does make a difference. If His Sussexness had the foresight (approx. 1 year) to get his I-130 approved while in the UK then he would currently be waiting for the I-485 to come through followed by an interview with the welcoming arm of the USCIS. He should be fine as long as he has declared his military service and there are no warrants from his prior vacations in Las Vegas.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Goodness, I always thought she was Canadian, or African. That does make a difference. If His Sussexness had the foresight (approx. 1 year) to get his I-130 approved while in the UK then he would currently be waiting for the I-485 to come through followed by an interview with the welcoming arm of the USCIS. He should be fine as long as he has declared his military service and there are no warrants from his prior vacations in Las Vegas.

Wait, isn't that woman's father Jewish? Then she can also pull the "I'm Jewish" sympathy card so whatever is said or done against her will be hailed as blatant antisemitism. When a Jew says something dumb you cannot call it dumb because that makes you an anti-Semite.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Wait, isn't that woman's father Jewish? Then she can also pull the "I'm Jewish" sympathy card so whatever is said or done against her will be hailed as blatant antisemitism. When a Jew says something dumb you cannot call it dumb because that makes you an anti-Semite.

Actually, dear sister, Meggie can't play that particular oppression card. The Jewish thing was denied (which makes you wonder) some time back. She did attend a Catholic high school, or so I read several decades years ago.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Actually, dear sister, Meggie can't play that particular oppression card. The Jewish thing was denied (which makes you wonder) some time back.

Maybe that's why she was so eager to join the royal family (besides watching Cinderella one too many times). Meggin Merkel wants to help usher in the New World Order and the Elders of Zion rejected her membership application but the British Royal Family have ties to the Illuminati (along with Hillary Clinton, Bill Gates, J̶e̶f̶f̶r̶e̶y̶ ̶E̶p̶s̶t̶e̶i̶n̶, Jay-Z, George Soros, Lady Gaga, etc), so she saw her chance. This pathetic little wannabe jeathen harlot needs to be kicked to the curb.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

I'm starting to pity them. It must have been hard to dance the narcissism tango when the floor was already so crowded with people more worthy of attention (i.e. pretty much everyone else). And the switch to the persecution polka hasn't improved matters, as they are constantly being elbowed out of the way by SJWs, joos, mooslims, the poor ... need I go on?

The level of egoism (or do I mean egotism? I probably mean both) is astonishing and of course self-identifying as persecuted is quite the thing these days. They should try becoming True Christians™ if they want to experience genuine persecution! But they don't, do they?

Philippians 2:3 provides sound advice here but I am not optimistic that they will take it: Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

I'm starting to pity them. It must have been hard to dance the narcissism tango when the floor was already so crowded with people more worthy of attention (i.e. pretty much everyone else). And the switch to the persecution polka hasn't improved matters, as they are constantly being elbowed out of the way by SJWs, joos, mooslims, the poor ... need I go on?

You need not. Luckily their script writer has developed the persecution narrative to arc toward one of salvation and redemption (hm, sound familiar?). I fully expect a range of Wellness products and self-help books designed with all their NPD cunning to extract the maximum amount of money from "oppressed" people. Us Christians, already safe in the bosom of Jesus (subject to tithing level), have no need for this kind of song and dance.

[Johny Joe Hold]

We have learned Meghan lied about their wedding. She told Oprah they were married secretly by the Arch Bishop three days before to big ceremony. Now we learn their marriage certificate is dated the day they were on television. Is this just a "I'm a girl, we're terrible at math" silliness or something much bigger.

The date of a wedding is an important issue. It determines the earliest possible date of birth of a first child. This makes you wonder what else she is not truthful about.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Clear Up Rumors Surrounding Their Secret Wedding (yahoo.com)

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

We have learned Meghan lied about their wedding. She told Oprah they were married secretly by the Arch Bishop three days before to big ceremony. Now we learn their marriage certificate is dated the day they were on television. Is this just a "I'm a girl, we're terrible at math" silliness or something much bigger.

The date of a wedding is an important issue. It determines the earliest possible date of birth of a first child. This makes you wonder what else she is not truthful about.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Clear Up Rumors Surrounding Their Secret Wedding (yahoo.com)

Well, I think something is very fishy, dear Brother Mayor Hold, and it's not the lemon sole. What are they up to, lying like that? Going on television with that Ophrey woman and making a huge fuss was one thing, but now we're hearing this new nonsense about their wedding. Is this the way it's going to be with them: something new in the news every few hours, to keep the public interested?

And, as if that isn't enough, the latest news that was sent to me by Agatha (my sister) is that Harry is being given a special visa, to get work in the blessed . And, it's not just any old job; no, no. It's for people with "extraordinary ability".

Prince Harry could be working in the US on a visa designed for people with 'extraordinary ability', experts said yesterday.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rts-claim.html

The article goes on to lump Prince Harry in with that unkempt Justin Beaver and someone else, a little-known actor from Australia.

Anyway, what I would like to know is this: What "extraordinary" ability does Harry have? Is it the type that lets him get away with anything he wants? With any luck, he and his wife will see their 15 minutes of fame expire soon, but he will likely use more deceit to keep the viewers tagged along.

Now, if they had repented of their sins and decided to live a life serving , as we do here at , then perhaps they would be different: likable, for instance.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

Well, I think something is very fishy, dear Brother Mayor Hold, and it's not the lemon sole.

Anyway, what I would like to know is this: What "extraordinary" ability does Harry have?

Are there other Uber drivers with British accents? That's the only thing I can think of.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Are there other Uber drivers with British accents? That's the only thing I can think of.

I know some people like to choose an English accent version of their driving direction apps. Maybe Harry could do voice overs for those? Not that I would trust a British voice to tell me how to drive on American roads. It would probably tell me to drive on the wrong side and get me killed.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

We have learned Meghan lied about their wedding... Is this just a "I'm a girl, we're terrible at math" silliness or something much bigger.

It's something much smaller and is probably one of the reasons why she failed her British Citizenship test, specifically the marriage questions:

37. Can I get married in any old garden?
(i) Yes if I dress up and hire a photographer.
(ii) Not unless it is a licensed wedding venue.
(iii) I don't care, rules are for other people.

38. How many witnesses, other than the minister, do I need for my wedding to be legal?
(i) None if the minister is the Archbish of Cant and I hire a photographer.
(ii) A minimum of two.
(iii) I don't care, rules are for other people.

Originally Posted by Isabella White

Anyway, what I would like to know is this: What "extraordinary" ability does Harry have? Is it the type that lets him get away with anything he wants?

America has been short of an "artist formerly known as Prince" for some five years or so now. Could he be taking over that role?