[Elmer G. White]

Many ignorant people point out that sodomy or anal homosexuality of the gay men would be natural, because also many animals engage in colonic copulation. This is all true: many beasts succumb to rectal recreation, including many created Kinds among mammals (chimpanzee monkeys), birds (penguins), etc. etc. This is the naturalistic fallacy, just because mindless beasts do something and it is natural does not mean that it is GOOD. Furthermore, sodomistic tendencies may well be natural and innate (aka congenital anomalies or disorders) but that does not make them GOOD.

Romans 8:22
For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.

As we can see, even soulless Creatures are under sin and despite their anal activities being "natural", they are always as abhorrent to Jesus. Which brings us to Saint Helena, a desolate island in the middle of the Atlantic as close to the North pole as to the Ice Rim around our disk. The oldest land animal alive, a giant tortoise called Jonathan aged 187+ (the name is an omen as Jonathan did perhaps have unnatural [or natural but evil] lust towards David [1 Samuel 18:1]) goes for the fifth base as eagerly as the next boyband member.

Jonathan, a 186-year-old Seychelles giant tortoise, met the love of his life way back in 1991. His carers decided he needed a special someone after the active 150-ish-year-old became irritable and difficult to deal with. The tortoise partner they introduced him to worked wonders. Jonathan and his partner enjoyed doing almost everything together -- sleeping, eating, and their frequent mating sessions.
For years though, Jonathan's owners had been confused as to why the two -- her name was Frederica -- weren't producing any offspring. But one day when Frederica required medical care for a lesion on her shell, they realised the reason why. Frederica was male. That's how it was recently discovered that Jonathan, probably the oldest known living creature, was a little bit gay.

Not only a male. but a she-male. Thus, these extremely ugly reptiles under sin in a Creation that Groaneth found enteric entertainment in homosexual anal buttsex.



Of course, this means little to the tortoises. While some animals, such as leopards, lions, wolvers, sheep and little children will populate Heaven (Isaiah 11:6), tortoises have no souls to lose. But. This does not mean that they would be unable to corrupt others, and corrupt decent men they did.



Saint Helena, the island once ruled by Emperor Napoleon, resisted long and hard against the sodomite onslaught but after it was discovered that the world's oldest animal enjoyed sodomy, this tiny island nation could no longer prevent the introduction of homosexual gay marriage. Lo, in 2019 they succumbed.

Registrar Karen Yon oversaw the historic gay wedding on the tiny British territory, which is home to 4,500 people and sits in the South Atlantic Ocean island some 1,000 miles from South America and Africa... In December 2017, the territory’s Legislative Council approved marriage equality by nine votes to two. As a result, the British Overseas Territory, which hit the headlines when its tortoise Jonathan—the oldest in the world at 186—was discovered to be gay in October 2017, wrote into The Marriage Ordinance 2017 that “‘marriage’ includes a marriage between persons of the same sex.”

We can see the undisputable proof that it was animal sodomy aka bestiality that urged the inhabitants of this otherwise pristine island of noble savages to choose the admittedly physically glorious pleasures of sodomy over God's Will.

This opens up incredible vistas to Creation Science. Based on quite a lot of Prayer, I've come to the realization that all intercourse among animals of the same Created Kind (called "species" by heathen and atheist scholars) is Bestiality. It is two beasts romping. What does God have to say about that?

Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Is the verse above targeted only at men (and, to a lesser degree, literate females)? Could its target audience include also animals? Is animal copulation always bestiality and is that why animals won't get into Heaven with some exceptions (above)? This seems more than likely.

Conclusions:

1. Animal gay homosexual anal sex does occur.
2. Anal animalistic intercourse is "natural" as it happens in "nature".
3. Natural is not necessarily good.
4. By following one's natural instincts, even innocent men of the remotest places will choose homosexual anal adventures over God-Given marital, albeit tedious and dirty, intercourse.

THIS is the pandemic we should worry about and it has now reached every single corner (Revelation 7:1) of our Earth's expanse. Jesus will not tolerate this for long.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

Arsenic is natural. It's even available as Arsenic Cyanide. It's used for arsenic plating. But why would anyone want that? Arsenic plated cutlery? Saucepans? Soup tureen? Punch bowl? Goblets?

And then I saw this.

France. Napoleon. Why is he standing in such a funny position? Two words certain to bring grief. And can that grief not be from arsenic and the homosexualism? After all, from what I've heard, it along with antimony plastered around the eyes so it soaks into the brain is a strong aphrodisiac. Trust the French to come up with something like that.

As we can see, even soulless Creatures are under sin

When death came into the world James 1:15 animals were the first to die.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

France. Napoleon. Why is he standing in such a funny position? Two words certain to bring grief. And can that grief not be from arsenic and the homosexualism? After all, from what I've heard, it along with antimony plastered around the eyes so it soaks into the brain is a strong aphrodisiac. Trust the French to come up with something like that.

When death came into the world James 1:15 animals were the first to die.

Verily, it was of course the French who decriminalized anal sodomy as early as in 1791 during the French Revolvation (with any mentions of sodomy as punishable removed) and the aspiring Saint Helenian emperor must have been instrumental in that debacle. And in the aftermath of this legalization of intestinal intrusions, the whole population of this island once vibrant with evangelical vigor is now forever condemned.

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

They not only refrain from doing God's Will but also encourage others to break Divine Laws.

Romans 2:1
Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[handmaiden]

Well, this "Frederica" was never seen in the dominant position which means that he was not necessarily willingly gay. He may want to sue the people who put him in such a terrible position and looked the other way during those years of abuse.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Is that a monkey on the floor, dressed up and reading instructions to the rest of the group? Their progress can hardly be towards the enlightenment of Christ. I was reminded of this dreadful scene, right down to the monkey. They're arranged differently, possibly the difference between Paris and London. Both cities took advantage of the murder fest going on in France, each in their own way, and however C-minus a showing we got from the Episcopalians at least we wound up not speaking French. Some languages have words for things you'd never even imagine.

[Dennis Lukes]

I've been telling homers for years that if animals being gay makes humans being gay normal and acceptable, then maybe they should go live naked in the wilderness scavenging roadkill like an animal. The fact that soulless, mindless beasts have anal sex for fun is hardly an endorsement of sodomy. By Darwinist logic, we should also be celebrating rape, murder, cannibalism, and the consumption of feces because animals do these things all the time too.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

I've been telling for years that if animals being makes humans being normal and acceptable, then maybe they should go live in the wilderness scavenging roadkill like an animal. The fact that soulless, mindless beasts have for is hardly an endorsement of . By Darwinist logic, we should also be celebrating , , , and the consumption of because animals do these things all the time too.

Thank you for an interesting post. It may be that this thread is used in a homeschooling environment where the various activities you mentioned are unlikely to be covered all at once in a single lesson.

Having said that, I felt obliged to check out the monkeys more thoroughly and am happy to include my findings here.



Now I must be frank. Things were far worse than I'd expected. The first creature seems to be a baboon. It is serving dinner. What is on the menu? Before addressing that however a word of warning: THE MENU IS WRITTEN PERHAPS THE EARLIEST APPEARANCE OF FRANGLAIS, A TERRIBLE LANGUAGE SIMILAR TO ESPERANTO. Similar to, but much worse than. The food is clearly French to say nothing of those cuffs and the cut of the frock coat which no waiter should ever wear (hygiene) not even French baboons.

For dinner the baboon is serving:
• Cocks Combs
• Ducks Tongues
• Rabbits Ears
• Fricasee of Snails
• Grand (something to do with eggs) in butter

The next little pest, while clearly not a baboon, is almost certainly dressed inappropriately given what the engraver has recorded around the hindquarters. Where do these ideas come from? Presumably in France secularism encouraged plural marriage with monkeys and baboons of any gender, where does their moral compass come from without Christ? but the plain affinity between these two creatures as depicted (whether as a form of social commentary – as is usually assumed – or as an engraved documentary of actual events) confirms the worst possible interpretation of this thread's title which never would occur to any sane person.