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Question Pastor Enoch Jeremiah Smithe? - 10-03-2006, 04:13 PM

I'm having a hard time finding any information at all on Enoch Jeremiah Smithe. The Landover Baptist website has but very little information on this good man, and forget any other place on the web!

I would like to read up on him some more, as I have a hard time finding good American Christians from that time period (And I won't get into how hard it is just to find True Christians™!). Cotton Mather was good for awhile with his advocation of Spectral evidence in court cases, but tainted everything he stood for after denouncing the Salem Witch Trials as "unfair" (when history proves this event to be justified!)... And I can't stand his father Increase ""It were better that Ten Suspected Witches should escape, than that one Innocent Person should be Condemned" Mather!!

Also, sorry I haven't been active here as much as I should. I've found myself with reduced access to the Internet as of late.


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I'm having a hard time finding any information at all on Enoch Jeremiah Smithe. The Landover Baptist website has but very little information on this good man, and forget any other place on the web!

I would like to read up on him some more, as I have a hard time finding good American Christians from that time period (And I won't get into how hard it is just to find True Christians™!). Cotton Mather was good for awhile with his advocation of Spectral evidence in court cases, but tainted everything he stood for after denouncing the Salem Witch Trials as "unfair" (when history proves this event to be justified!)... And I can't stand his father Increase ""It were better that Ten Suspected Witches should escape, than that one Innocent Person should be Condemned" Mather!!

Also, sorry I haven't been active here as much as I should. I've found myself with reduced access to the Internet as of late.

Apart from him being the very first Pastor of Landover, why should someone who is "Under Investigation" be poking around our history?

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Default Re: Pastor Enoch Jeremiah Smithe? - 10-03-2006, 06:50 PM

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I'm having a hard time finding any information at all on Enoch Jeremiah Smithe.

There isn't much left to read. Pastor Enoch's name is variously spelled "Smith" "Smithe" or, the more correctly English "Smythe". He sailed aboard the first ship bringing GOD'S elect to America in 1612 but didn't survive the sea journey. Although the congregation pleaded with the Captain, the crew refused to allow Pastor Smyth to be pickled in a cask of their SATANIC grog and he had to be tossed to the sharks in GOD'S mercy. Historical fact is present however, because the very ship upon which Pastor Smythe sailed not only succeeded in delivering the first TRUE CHRISTIANS™ to America, it then returned to England with George Percy of Jamestown whose story is to be found here.
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/m...1/ai_n15716448

After it was established that the savage injuns around Jamestown would not tithe sufficient to the new church, a system of offering rewards for injun scalps was initiated and proved to be very successful. Parts of this program still exist today but have been modified for wiccans. Obviously scalping is not useful in identifying wiccans so we now offer a bounty on pierced or tattooed genitals and breasts.

Also, sorry I haven't been active here as much as I should. I've found myself with reduced access to the Internet as of late.
Do they cut off Internet access in prison at certain hours or did you do something bad?


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Thumbs up Re: Pastor Enoch Jeremiah Smithe? - 10-03-2006, 09:52 PM

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Apart from him being the very first Pastor of Landover, why should someone who is "Under Investigation" be poking around our history?

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The first answer is simply because I've always had a fascination with history. This interest of mine was falsely guided by for most of my life until I found the Landover Baptist website and realized that everything I've needed in this life (and not just for my interest in history) could be had in the KJV1611. Another reason why history continues to interest me is that True Christians™ have always done battle with the heathens of the world since the beginning of time, and I feel that the more I learn from the lives of the True Christians™ of the past, the better me (and perhaps all of us) can be.

Also, I take that title of "under investigation" as a compliment. Despite my pre-LBC life, I think those doing the bulk of the investigating will be satisfied how He has touched me, and lead me to renounce my past life of blasphemy.

Now to answer your second question. Yes, I have tithed. Pastor Pistle can verify this for you. Just as I sent the tithe, I have prayed to the Lord in thanking Him for not going Malachi 2:3 on me today (or any other day), and to forgive me for asking Him for more knowledge than what I realize I am ready for... And on the side, I asked him to continue to keep blessing me with the physical fitness I want so I can only be like the physical me as of old. (And absolutely nothing like the mental and "spiritual" me of the past!!)

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Do they cut off Internet access in prison at certain hours or did you do something bad?
No Pastor, no... First off, I am not in prison. What had happened was that the lord told me to plead guilty to misdemeanor trespass in exchange for the charges of vandalism, stalking, and resisting arrest... And the Judge spared me the jail time by sentencing me to community service and probation. IMHO, I don't see what the big deal was, as I merely spraypainted "ALL BABY KILLERS ARE GOING TO HELL!!" in big red letters on the side of an abortion clinic.

I do sincerely thank you for the link and the history lesson. It fills me with hope and enlightenment.


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...the lord told me to plead guilty to misdemeanor trespass in exchange for the charges of vandalism, stalking, and resisting arrest...
Ooops! I meant to add after that bit that I pled guilty to the trespassing in exchange for those other (false) accusations being dropped.

But other than the community service and probation officers, I've been up to other things that have limted my time to be online. Don't get me wrong, if I could, I'd be here every hour of every day... Along with (of course) the main page of the Landover Baptist Church, and a profile of Pastor Deacon Fred to be had elsewhere on the Internet.

Now I have thoroughly re-read this before posting, so I mean what I say this time!


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Default Re: Pastor Enoch Jeremiah Smithe? - 10-04-2006, 01:56 PM

Are you a nigra of some kind? You talk like one.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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If you like American history, here's some fascinating information on the founding of the Democratic Party.


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Default Re: Pastor Enoch Jeremiah Smithe? - 10-08-2006, 06:40 PM

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LOL, sorry about that, Pastor Ezekiel. My intelligence must have been dropping some since I found myself too pressed for time to visit here as often as before. No, I'm not a nigra. The only thing nigra about me is my name Cueball, which was given to me by a nigra many, many years ago. I've adopted it as my own nickname ever since.... And to this day, for reasons unknown.

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If you like American history, here's some fascinating information on the founding of the Democratic Party.
Ah yes, I'm not suprised about that at all. The Democratic Party (tracing it's roots back to the Democratic-Republican Party (AKA the Republicans; no relation to today's Republican party), who's founder, Thomas Jefferson, was an advocate of agriculture. Having read that article, it fully explains just why! Thomas Jefferson was as perverted as Democrats come. For many years, Thomas Jefferson was rumored to have had an affair with one of his slaves, and today the rumors appear vindicated when a nigra was genetically traced to Thomas Jefferson!

Sadly, the Godly Republican Party did not start out as Godly by any matter of means! This political party was started by fake Baptist Abraham Lincoln (as if there's True Christian™ Baptists outside of the Landover Baptist Church!), who was intent on dismantling the system of slavery in the United States. Well Abe, you're now a slave of Satan, because you didn't study your Bible closely enough!

Leviticus 25:44 - Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.


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