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  • #31
    Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Here is the belt I currently wear. I'm sorry I don't have a photo of me in it, but perhaps I could ask one of the Pastors' wives to take a picture that I can pass along privately.
    I see your problem. Either the leather/rubber inside is drying out, or the metal itself is oxydizing from your sweat. I'd imagine it's a combination of both. My advice would be to buy several of these devices. You may also look into a model that is slightly smaller, and conforms to your curves better. That will reduce the friction of constant movement while you're performing your womanly duties of cooking and cleaning, etc.

    There is also a new type of kevlar/mylar that is almost as hard as steel, and is more flexible. I'll try to find some examples for you
    "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
    (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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    • #32
      Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

      Her problem is that she is whining. She has no Godly Man to lead her and instruct her properly, so she has nothing better to do with her time than complain. Its a female trait. Its why they need to see the back of their Man's hand on a regular basis. That, plus be isolated when they start bleeding from their genitals.

      Leviticus 15:19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
      15:20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
      15:21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
      15:22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
      15:23 And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #33
        Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

        It is my womanly shame.
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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        • #34
          Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

          Pastor Zeke is right! This woman is whining! Women should consider themselves lucky to be guided by a True Christian man and they should do whatever he tells them to do. If they don't then they do need to be backhanded and maybe even taken to the woodshed and spanked!

          True Christian men have a REASON for putting their women in chastity belts. Women should be happy and joyful about having to wear them and they SHOULD NOT be complaining about it being uncomfortable or chafing!! Women are incapable of controlling themselves sexually and this is one reason why True Christian men have their wives wear chastity belts. Otherwise, those women harlots would be opening up to anything and everything that comes along!

          BE JOYFUL Sister Mary Maria and STOP whining! Consider it a PRIVILEGE to wear a chastity belt even if it's chafing. Thank God Almighty that some True Christian man saw fit to PROTECT you from the sexual predators in the male world and, at the same time, protect you against your OWN INNATE female tendency towards HARLOTRY!!
          Last edited by Brother Love; 01-21-2007, 01:47 PM.
          Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

          "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

          "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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          • #35
            Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

            Once again you are the voice of reason and sober thinking, Brother Love. I have doubled my tithe this week, and will be spending extra time praying for forgiveness.
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            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
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            • #36
              Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

              what should i do...i had sex? will i be punished can i ever be forgiven?

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              • #37
                Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

                Originally posted by godhatesme View Post
                what should i do...i had sex? will i be punished can i ever be forgiven?
                There, there. I'm sure your inflatable doll will forgive you in no time.
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                • #38
                  Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

                  oh good, i was afraid id have to donate all my money to the chruch for God to forgive me!

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                  • #39
                    Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

                    It's all rather simple, friend...

                    REPENT SINNER !!

                    And stop being a HARLOT or whatever you are. And, get rid of that blow up sex doll, perv!!
                    Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                    "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

                    "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                    • #40
                      Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

                      i don't like to waste things maybe i'll donate it to the church!

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                      • #41
                        Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

                        Blechhhh.
                        If you do, I only hope it's Bobby Joe or Brother Temperance who opens the package.
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                        • #42
                          Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

                          i wont even clean off the drool

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                          • #43
                            Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

                            snicker, snicker....chastity belts...blow up dolls...drooolll....I guess the LARD really DOES work in "mysterious" ways........
                            "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

                            "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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                            • #44
                              Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

                              Do you, in all seriousness, wear that belt?

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                              • #45
                                Re: My chastity belt is chafing!

                                Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                                Do you, in all seriousness, wear that belt?
                                Are you calling me a liar? I'm a former nun, and when I was under the evil papist spell in the convent, we performed many unnatural perversions. I have Jesus on my side now and so I stay away from such horrors, but it never hurts to have an aid to my will power.

                                1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind
                                Posted via Prayer

                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                Blogging for CHRIST!
                                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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