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Default Re: Vampire priests drink REAL HUMAN BLOOD!! - 04-24-2013, 06:33 AM

i have also made note that in vampire movies,theres a cathlic priest always in them.
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Default Re: Vampire priests drink REAL HUMAN BLOOD!! - 07-06-2013, 09:00 AM

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Catholicism has its roots deeply set in paganism. Pagans worhip Satan and his demons. People who commune with demons inevitably become corrupted by such powers. The height of corruption is vampirism. It call makes sense if you think about it.

The jewish rabbis suck the blood out of the wee-wee of new circumsized infants. So, of course, it is no surprise to me that the catholics drink blood as well. No doubt the muslim imams also drink blood as well as every other non-christian institution.
I really hope anyone who believes pagans worship satan doesn't reproduce, You people are part of the most idiotic religion in the world. Why don't you open a book other than the bible and educate yourselves on something for once? All religions are cults and you're part of the largest cult on Earth.
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Let that sink in, dipshits.
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Default Re: Vampire priests drink REAL HUMAN BLOOD!! - 07-06-2013, 10:22 AM

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I really hope anyone who believes pagans worship satan doesn't reproduce
Maybe you don't worship Satan directly, but you worship him all the same...

I Cor. 10:20: "But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils."

Who shouldn't reproduce now?

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You people are part of the most idiotic religion in the world. Why don't you open a book other than the bible and educate yourselves on something for once? All religions are cults and you're part of the largest cult on Earth.
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Let that sink in, dipshits.
No sir, not at all. If we were idiotic, we would worship trees or water spirits or something and think that we can make it rain with spells or by use of "positive energy." We, on the other hand, pray to Jesus for those kinds of things (see I Kings 18:41-45; Matthew 6:27-30; James 5:18).

Sometimes I wonder who is stupider--atheists or pagans? It's a real close race, that's for sure.

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Default Re: Vampire priests drink REAL HUMAN BLOOD!! - 07-06-2013, 04:55 PM

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I really hope anyone who believes pagans worship satan doesn't reproduce, You people are part of the most idiotic religion in the world. Why don't you open a book other than the bible and educate yourselves on something for once? All religions are cults and you're part of the largest cult on Earth.
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Default Re: Vampire priests drink REAL HUMAN BLOOD!! - 08-09-2013, 02:52 AM

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Catholicism has its roots deeply set in paganism. Pagans worhip Satan and his demons. People who commune with demons inevitably become corrupted by such powers. The height of corruption is vampirism. It call makes sense if you think about it.

The jewish rabbis suck the blood out of the wee-wee of new circumsized infants. So, of course, it is no surprise to me that the catholics drink blood as well. No doubt the muslim imams also drink blood as well as every other non-christian institution.
Well, seeing as you all believe in the same God, that's what God does for you. Jesus must have been the original vampire!


Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Default Re: Vampire priests drink REAL HUMAN BLOOD!! - 08-09-2013, 02:58 AM

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Well, seeing as you all believe in the same God, that's what God does for you. Jesus must have been the original vampire!
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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