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Christian Brothers,
On this day, the 4th of July, and in an age of rabid anti-gun Commubamanism and liberal lunacy, you can't have too many loose firearms or ammunition laying around the house.
Obama wants to take away all our Second Amendment Rights, but we understand the importance of an absolutely unbridled firearms trade in our country with no government oversight whatsoever.
With that said, we also know the importance of buying bigger and better guns to defend ourselves against other peoples' bigger and better guns.
Fortunately for you, I am here to supply you with all the biggest, loudest and deadliest guns the free market has to offer you and those who would destroy you.
Come on down to FREEHOLD FIREARMS on the corner of Exodus and Seventh in Freehold, Iowa, and ask for Bob!
We keep track of what weapons the shady types are buying, and then show you the special upgrades we keep in the back for honest people!
At FREEHOLD FIREARMS, you'll never be outgunned!
On this day, the 4th of July, and in an age of rabid anti-gun Commubamanism and liberal lunacy, you can't have too many loose firearms or ammunition laying around the house.
Obama wants to take away all our Second Amendment Rights, but we understand the importance of an absolutely unbridled firearms trade in our country with no government oversight whatsoever.
With that said, we also know the importance of buying bigger and better guns to defend ourselves against other peoples' bigger and better guns.
Fortunately for you, I am here to supply you with all the biggest, loudest and deadliest guns the free market has to offer you and those who would destroy you.
Come on down to FREEHOLD FIREARMS on the corner of Exodus and Seventh in Freehold, Iowa, and ask for Bob!
We keep track of what weapons the shady types are buying, and then show you the special upgrades we keep in the back for honest people!
At FREEHOLD FIREARMS, you'll never be outgunned!
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