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  • #46
    Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

    Originally posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head View Post
    [...]From it what seems like I will be going to hell based on this forum. [...]
    Hello Chris,

    Here is where you make a false assumption. These people can´t send you to hell, only your God can. It is your own choice to burn in a fiery lake for all eternity, having Satan have his way with you in all possible manners because you were not adhering to the Bible in every aspect.

    Kind regards,

    Roland
    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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    • #47
      Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

      I'm not going on assumptions I'm going on fact. Here I am labelled unsaved trash. If I'm unsaved trash why would I be sent to heaven. Answer that one genius.

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      • #48
        Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

        Originally posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head View Post
        I'm not going on assumptions I'm going on fact. Here I am labelled unsaved trash. If I'm unsaved trash why would I be sent to heaven. Answer that one genius.
        Hello Chris,

        That would be easy: You are not going to Heaven. Don´t blame the people on this forum however, blame your Sweet Innocent Baby Jesus.

        Kind regards,

        Roland
        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        • #49
          Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

          We will see who is right and who is wrong in the afterlife

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          • #50
            Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

            Originally posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head View Post
            I see your (sic) also trying to make me look stupid to (sic).

            We are trying to bring you to Jesus, fool. The looking stupid part?- you are taking care of that yourself. Also, I must warn you that strong language is never welcome.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • #51
              Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
              If we've learned anything from the Florida "Pulse" incident it's that gays attract mooselimb terrorists - one more thing to add to the threat list.
              Praise! Truly, the queers are to jihadists as women during their unclean time are to bears or sharks. You wouldn't go on a camping or a sailing trip with a woman who had an issue of blood from her flesh, so why would you let a homosexual live in your city?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #52
                Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

                Greetings fellow True Christians! This topic of homo-terrorism is of great interest to me, especially since my company is America's leading provider of privately-owned security services.

                No doubt most of you are aware of the horrors of Big Government, with it's near total control over our everyday lives. I'm sure that all of you have felt the oppression of dictatorial government regulations requiring, for example, that drinking water not contain toxic substances, or that food should be safe to eat. Thankfully, beginning under the wise leadership of founding father Ronald Reagan and continuing in subsequent administrations, we've slowly been able to roll back Big Government by forming public-private partnerships, or in many cases achieve full privatization.

                This has had many benefits, especially for our shareholders. For example, when my company's factories need to get rid of toxic mercury-oxide waste, we are now able to simply dump it in the nearest river without protest from the EPA (which has been privatized and is now run by my company). Thanks to the newly privatized space program, we have now rescinded NASA's ban on putting nuclear weapons in space - thus, our ability to launch a surprise attack from the International Space Station (recently privatized) has been greatly enhanced!

                But getting back to the homo-terrorism problem, due to my company's recent acquisition and merging of the FBI, local police departments, the National Guard and school security services, we now have powerful new tools to prevent homos from gaining a toehold in our nation's Godly now-privatized educational institutions. Thus, the Uranus Corporation is able to protect your children from liberal-leftist homo child-molesters like never before.

                I have a few photos showing the progress we've made, which I'd like to share with you all, my fellow True Christians...


                Parents dropping their kids off at school in the morning


                Patrolling school perimeter to catch pedophiles


                Aerial Neighborhood Watch searches for truant kids


                Arresting truant kid who didn't have a doctor's note


                Caught chewing gum in class


                Hall monitor


                These kids didn't have a hall pass




                Fun times! Security Instructor explains how to play Russian Roulette


                Moments earlier, this woman went to principal's office to complain about
                overly strict student discipline. The school security chief clarified our policies.


                Citizen participation: PTA volunteers enhance security at flag-raising ceremony


                Forever may she wave!
                Praise Jesus!
                Brother Fred
                CEO, The Uranus Corporation
                Put your faith in Uranus!
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                • #53
                  Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

                  We can always kill the terrorists in their mud huts in the middle east and prevent them from reaching our countries with sensible immigration policies (like Donald Trumps). However homosexuality infests society like a cancer slowly degrading the good Christian values over time and converting the children in to horrible homosexuals.
                  Philippians 4:13 - I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

                    Originally posted by Des View Post
                    Gays are to terrorists as nuclear weapons are to pea shooters. There really is no comparison.
                    This is even truer today than it was when first posted! I can only Praise Jesus that when all this foolishness about President Trump having Bible Studies with single women in hotel rooms in Las Vegas is no longer front page FAKE NEWS, the PRESIDENT can finish getting all the homos over the wall (southbound!) before the Mexicans finish building it.


                    Glory!
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Gays 500% more Dangerous than Terrorists

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      This is even truer today than it was when first posted! I can only Praise Jesus that when all this foolishness about President Trump having Bible Studies with single women in hotel rooms in Las Vegas is no longer front page FAKE NEWS, the PRESIDENT can finish getting all the homos over the wall (southbound!) before the Mexicans finish building it.
                      Glory!
                      Amen, Sister Etheldreda. The way I see it, terrorists can only shoot a finite number of people. The surviving members of Christianity will continue worshiping and having children. Homers, on the other hand, have the potential to end the human species. If they continue with their goal of converting all children humans will not reproduce and disappear from the face of the earth.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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