[Just Chris]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Due to a temporary health issue, Donald did not serve in the military. Had he been able to do so he would have never succumbed to capture. He would have shot his way of any prison camp like Rambo. So called war heroes who took a vacation in prison camps should never be honored.

Tell me something you piffleing dumb ass do those terrorist prison camps sound like a vacation to you. If it does then you must be tortured every time you go on a vacation. If not then state something that is actually truthful and quit bull shitting me with your lies. Anyone who was every a prisoner of war would beat the ever living shit out of you retarded smug ass for even daring to say they were having a vacation in those camps. So go piffle yourself you retarded ass bitch.

[Just Chris]

Why in the hell does p.i.f.f.l.e turn into piffle when I'm typing. I swear you damn admins and moderators must love to screw with my typing. I see your also trying to make me look stupid to. Real mature you [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR]. It also seems I outsmarted you by finding a way around so score for me you p.i.f.f.l.e.r.s. Also ever where you piffle or piffeling it means P.I.F.F.L.E or p.i.f.f.l.e.r.s.

[Roland]

Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head

Why in the hell does p.i.f.f.l.e turn into piffle when I'm typing. I swear you damn admins and moderators must love to screw with my typing. I see your also trying to make me look stupid to. Real mature you[NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR]. It also seems I outsmarted you by finding a way around so score for me you p.i.f.f.l.e.r.s. Also ever where you piffle or piffeling it means P.I.F.F.L.E or p.i.f.f.l.e.r.s.

Hello Chris,

It didn´t occur to you that strong language is never welcome? You might be helped by a real world experiment. Go out, walk the busy streets in your area and start telling people you will piffle them up. Please report back when (and if) you are able to do so.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Just Chris]

Roland I don't really care. Let the admins and mods give all the infractions they want it doesent bother me. From it what seems like I will be going to hell based on this forum. Well if I do I can't wait to meet all you ignorant racists down their. I will be sure to leave the gate open for you. Sincerely Corporeal Christopher Burnham. May you have a blessed day. In Christ name I pray amen.

[Mary Etheldreda]

As opposed to Immaterial Christopher Burnham? Spiritual Christopher Burnham? Transcendental Christopher Burnham?

[Roland]

Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head

[...]From it what seems like I will be going to hell based on this forum. [...]

Hello Chris,

Here is where you make a false assumption. These people can´t send you to hell, only your God can. It is your own choice to burn in a fiery lake for all eternity, having Satan have his way with you in all possible manners because you were not adhering to the Bible in every aspect.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Just Chris]

I'm not going on assumptions I'm going on fact. Here I am labelled unsaved trash. If I'm unsaved trash why would I be sent to heaven. Answer that one genius.

[Roland]

Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head

I'm not going on assumptions I'm going on fact. Here I am labelled unsaved trash. If I'm unsaved trash why would I be sent to heaven. Answer that one genius.

Hello Chris,

That would be easy: You are not going to Heaven. Don´t blame the people on this forum however, blame your Sweet Innocent Baby Jesus.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Just Chris]

We will see who is right and who is wrong in the afterlife

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head

I see your (sic) also trying to make me look stupid to (sic).

We are trying to bring you to Jesus, fool. The looking stupid part?- you are taking care of that yourself. Also, I must warn you that strong language is never welcome.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

If we've learned anything from the Florida "Pulse" incident it's that gays attract mooselimb terrorists - one more thing to add to the threat list.

Praise! Truly, the queers are to jihadists as women during their unclean time are to bears or sharks. You wouldn't go on a camping or a sailing trip with a woman who had an issue of blood from her flesh, so why would you let a homosexual live in your city?

[Free Market Fred]

Greetings fellow True Christians! This topic of homo-terrorism is of great interest to me, especially since my company is America's leading provider of privately-owned security services.

No doubt most of you are aware of the horrors of Big Government, with it's near total control over our everyday lives. I'm sure that all of you have felt the oppression of dictatorial government regulations requiring, for example, that drinking water not contain toxic substances, or that food should be safe to eat. Thankfully, beginning under the wise leadership of founding father Ronald Reagan and continuing in subsequent administrations, we've slowly been able to roll back Big Government by forming public-private partnerships, or in many cases achieve full privatization.

This has had many benefits, especially for our shareholders. For example, when my company's factories need to get rid of toxic mercury-oxide waste, we are now able to simply dump it in the nearest river without protest from the EPA (which has been privatized and is now run by my company). Thanks to the newly privatized space program, we have now rescinded NASA's ban on putting nuclear weapons in space - thus, our ability to launch a surprise attack from the International Space Station (recently privatized) has been greatly enhanced!

But getting back to the homo-terrorism problem, due to my company's recent acquisition and merging of the FBI, local police departments, the National Guard and school security services, we now have powerful new tools to prevent homos from gaining a toehold in our nation's Godly now-privatized educational institutions. Thus, the Uranus Corporation is able to protect your children from liberal-leftist homo child-molesters like never before.

I have a few photos showing the progress we've made, which I'd like to share with you all, my fellow True Christians...


Parents dropping their kids off at school in the morning


Patrolling school perimeter to catch pedophiles


Aerial Neighborhood Watch searches for truant kids


Arresting truant kid who didn't have a doctor's note


Caught chewing gum in class


Hall monitor


These kids didn't have a hall pass




Fun times! Security Instructor explains how to play Russian Roulette


Moments earlier, this woman went to principal's office to complain about
overly strict student discipline. The school security chief clarified our policies.


Citizen participation: PTA volunteers enhance security at flag-raising ceremony


Forever may she wave!

[Mexican Palpo]

We can always kill the terrorists in their mud huts in the middle east and prevent them from reaching our countries with sensible immigration policies (like Donald Trumps). However homosexuality infests society like a cancer slowly degrading the good Christian values over time and converting the children in to horrible homosexuals.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Des

Gays are to terrorists as nuclear weapons are to pea shooters. There really is no comparison.

This is even truer today than it was when first posted! I can only Praise Jesus that when all this foolishness about President Trump having Bible Studies with single women in hotel rooms in Las Vegas is no longer front page FAKE NEWS, the PRESIDENT can finish getting all the homos over the wall (southbound!) before the Mexicans finish building it.


Glory!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

This is even truer today than it was when first posted! I can only Praise Jesus that when all this foolishness about President Trump having Bible Studies with single women in hotel rooms in Las Vegas is no longer front page FAKE NEWS, the PRESIDENT can finish getting all the homos over the wall (southbound!) before the Mexicans finish building it.
Glory!

Amen, Sister Etheldreda. The way I see it, terrorists can only shoot a finite number of people. The surviving members of Christianity will continue worshiping and having children. Homers, on the other hand, have the potential to end the human species. If they continue with their goal of converting all children humans will not reproduce and disappear from the face of the earth.