[Dana723]

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Has he given you an example?

His first question was why there were two accounts in Genesis of the Creation. I honestly didn't have an answer for that, so I sent him out to feed the pigs.

[MitzaLizalor]

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His first question was why there were two accounts in Genesis of the Creation. I honestly didn't have an answer for that, so I sent him out to feed the pigs.

Oh, the answer is easy.

There aren't.

[Dana723]

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Oh, the answer is easy.

There aren't.

I will tell him that a told me that!

[BrotherLarry]

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Dear Sister Dolli:

A distraught 11 year old boy came to me crying after Sunday School this past week. Naturally, I lent an ear - but his problem is one that is likely best suited for you and your special gift of helping our children. In a nutshell, here is what he lamented:


Both his parents (who do NOT attend church, by the way, they just send him on the church bus) are practicing democrats. They both voted for Hillary Clinton in the last election and intend to support the democrat candidate again this year. They are also members of a group determined to retake the senate by doing all they can to canvass for the democrat candidates in each state where that election is up for grabs.


Here's the saddest part. They young man said, "God answers prayer. I know this. But what about the prayers of democrats? It doesn't say that He won't answer the prayers of democrats. What if a democrat prays for another democrat to win?" I tried explaining that democrats are sinners and that God doesn't hear the prayers of the unrighteous. I don't think I got through to him. His name is Jedediah and he's a precious soul in the eyes of our Lord. He tithes from his school lunch money!


BrotherLarry

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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Sarah Smythe-Poots, age 6, writes:

"Hi Miss Dolli, Im sorry ifs this rude of me to ask, ifs men doctors who examine girls hoochies is called ginacollageests, what are girl doctors who check little boy choo-choos called?"

ME: Short answer Sarah, perverts. Under no circumstance should women be touching sensitive male areas, let alone be allowed to become practicing medical doctors. It's for this reason there is no real word for such profession, except a prostitute. What does the Bible say about prostitutes?

Leviticus 21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.

Now Sarah, I've met the good Reverend Smythe-Poots, and I'm sure he'd be very cross to know you've learned a big word,"gynaecologist". It's time you stop wasting your time contemplating such filth and start tithing your milk money you've been keeping from Jesus, or else your harlot ways will be met by Hellfire!

It's been reported Miss Dolli is getting through a long illness, thoughts and prayers to her. I would like to interject here to say that they are called guy-naecologists, not girl-naecologists.