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Re: I'm working on a form letter for newbies
I've heard that people who identify as unipods can have a leg surgically removed. For free in England. Could these be stored and grafted on to others identifying as tripods? Necessarily, anyone with such opinions (or seeking surgery) holds God in very low regard as these simple questions make clear.
I've just noticed this was intended to be a crossing out rather than a box ticking exercise. If the format is unacceptable I'm happy to revise as appropriate. For additional graphic content (to avoid bots posting for example) bipeds and tripods should be easy enough as would octopods and tetrapods but odd numbered creatures, heptapods in my example, may take a little longer. Thank you.
I've heard that people who identify as unipods can have a leg surgically removed. For free in England. Could these be stored and grafted on to others identifying as tripods? Necessarily, anyone with such opinions (or seeking surgery) holds God in very low regard as these simple questions make clear.
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Welcome to the forum. Before getting into the details of your walk with Christ Jesus there are one or two administrative items we address. Just a couple of boxes to tick here:
1. Atilla the Hun was a cruel and ruthless leader. How many legs and/or feet do you identify as being a legitimate part of your body?
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ONE. I am a monopod.
TWO. I am a biped.
THREE. I am a tripod.
SEVEN. I am a heptapod.
EIGHT. I identify as a spider.
OTHER. I am completely insane.
2. The length unit of a chain comprises one hundred links, each slightly less than eight inches. Which of the following passages more closely aligns with your position regarding God's Creation?
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King James VI & I Authorized Version • I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.
Belphegor's Heptapodiacal Translation • I will contemn thee; for I am rottenly and mistakenly made: bungled are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.
Thank you for taking part in this preliminary survey. You will be informed of the results by the moderators in due course.
1. Atilla the Hun was a cruel and ruthless leader. How many legs and/or feet do you identify as being a legitimate part of your body?
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ONE. I am a monopod. TWO. I am a biped. THREE. I am a tripod. SEVEN. I am a heptapod. EIGHT. I identify as a spider. OTHER. I am completely insane.2. The length unit of a chain comprises one hundred links, each slightly less than eight inches. Which of the following passages more closely aligns with your position regarding God's Creation?
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Psalm 139:14
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Thank you for taking part in this preliminary survey. You will be informed of the results by the moderators in due course.
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I've just noticed this was intended to be a crossing out rather than a box ticking exercise. If the format is unacceptable I'm happy to revise as appropriate. For additional graphic content (to avoid bots posting for example) bipeds and tripods should be easy enough as would octopods and tetrapods but odd numbered creatures, heptapods in my example, may take a little longer. Thank you.
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