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Default Re: Why Am I Catholic - 09-29-2012, 04:24 PM

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It's you that thinks we should be somehow embarrassed
Embarrassed no,but you should be ashamed how to adhere to the bible in the defiance of logic. Why is it that you apply logic and common sense in your everyday like, then have a brain malfunction when it comes to your religion.


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because you know deep down you lack faith and should really believe.
Are you saying that faith and belief only pertains to religion?(snickering)

Well let see. I have faith that when I pay my electric bill that the power company won't turn off my lights. I have belief in that fact that using bad gas will harm my car's engine. You see,neither one of these things deal with religion but i have them. So you hail one again.

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Yet you lack in the trust in God that everything He did, does and will do is perfect and for His glory.
Atheist is what I and others call me. So yes,I have no trust in something that does not exist. Are you a Spock fan? I like his quote from the first law of metaphysics that says, "nothing unreal exist",this is my view of any God.

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Take a look at the hope of heaven in the eyes of a starving child in Africa when he has had Jesus brought into his life just in time and tell me this is not wonderful. I pray you will see the Truth® before too much longer because this cognitive dissonance of yours is hard to bear.
I didn't think you all cared about blacks looking at how much fun you make of them,in the way of comments and slurs. Some of you think they should still be slaves.(according to your scripture)

And before any of you say no,not us.

Read Jeb's thread,then talk to me.


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Default Re: Why Am I Catholic - 09-29-2012, 04:31 PM

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I thought you were here just to observe. Why do I read this tripe from you? You must have missed the eighteen million posts about why pronouns are capitalized when you refer to God.
What is this?

This is just a custom among religious people to do so. It's part of your effort to highlight your superstition. In no other part of literature do pronouns get capitalized. This what is wrong with all religions, people make up their own rules and tell everybody else they have to follow them.


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Default Re: Why Am I Catholic - 09-29-2012, 04:37 PM

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What is this?

This is just a custom among religious people to do so. It's part of your effort to highlight your superstition. In no other part of literature do pronouns get capitalized. This what is wrong with all religions, people make up their own rules and tell everybody else they have to follow them.
You don't have to follow our rules.

You can click the X in the upper right corner of your screen and never hear from us again.

Until then, WHY DO YOU RESPECT LIES AND FALSE BELIEFS?


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Default Re: Why I Am Catholic - 09-30-2012, 06:30 AM

in the end we shall find that every religion is the same and there is only on God, attacking each others religion its just not right, if i say i like blue you cant tell me that it is wrong to like blue or that i should like yellow because you like it.
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Default Re: Why I Am Catholic - 09-30-2012, 06:49 AM

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in the end we shall find that every religion is the same and there is only on God, attacking each others religion its just not right, if i say i like blue you cant tell me that it is wrong to like blue or that i should like yellow because you like it.
While I do agree with you that there is only one God (1 Corinthians 8:6 among others), I do not agree that "every religion is the same" as you put it.

Here are some things other religions do that have absolutely no part in Christianity:

- wear funny hats (joos)
- pray to plaster dolls of dead people (catlicks)
- worship cows (hindoos and boodists)
- venerate fat chinaman (chinamen)
- abuse narcotics (rastafarians and lutherans)

Etc. etc.



Can you imagine a godly man like Clint Eastwood smoking a reefer while french-kissing a cow and wearing a little party hat?



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Default Re: Why I Am Catholic - 09-30-2012, 07:00 AM

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in the end we shall find that every religion is the same and there is only on God, attacking each others religion its just not right, if i say i like blue you cant tell me that it is wrong to like blue or that i should like yellow because you like it.
That is a foolish thing to say. You are right in saying that there is only ONE God, but every religion is the same? Have you even read the KJV Bible?

Your analogy is poor as well, we don't tell you to do anything - God does. And so yes, if God told you He didn't like the color blue, it would be wrong. Why do I even have to explain this?
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Default Re: Why I Am Catholic - 09-30-2012, 02:50 PM

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in the end we shall find that every religion is the same and there is only on God, attacking each others religion its just not right, if i say i like blue you cant tell me that it is wrong to like blue or that i should like yellow because you like it.
Guess what, dear friend:

James 2:19: Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.


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Default Re: Why Am I Catholic - 10-01-2012, 03:41 AM

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in the end we shall find that every religion is the same and there is only on God, attacking each others religion its just not right,
This statement makes no sense whatsoever.

Every major religion says, in its scriptures, that it is the only way to Heaven.

Every major religion also says, in its scriptures, that all others are damned, and inferior, and to be segregated from the faithful (if not outright executed).

How can they all be correct?

More importantly, how can an all-powerful "all-the-same-god" create all these religions that are warring one another in its name, and not correct them if they are wrong?

Is this "all-the-same-god" of yours an utter incompetent? Or is it just evil, and turned on by watching humans slaughter one another?


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