Men ARE Smarter than women - Page 3

Fish (On Moderation) · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-19-2006, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by JonFish85

Same thing, friend! Using so-called "logic" and "intelligence" is just a way for one to reject and rebel against God! One must blindly believe (just as a child does) in order to be adequate to enter Heaven's Pearly Gates™!

We are to believe the Word of God just as children believe their parents who answer that the sky is blue because "it just is". If that can't satisfy you, you are destined to enter Hell!

Love the LORD your God with all your mind, friend. God gave us brains for a reason.

Fish (On Moderation) · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-19-2006, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

I addressed my question to the landover pastors, who seem to actually understand the bible!
The fact was the 'god' in that story wanted them to remain stupid. The snake offered them intelligence.

Lookit, compare this deity to a teacher and Adam and Eve as students. If so, his 'first students' were expelled for learning. old

God created them 'good' and they chose to know evil as well. They (Adam & Eve) brought it on themselves.

Rachael Van Helsing · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-19-2006, 12:32 AM

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God created them 'good' and they chose to know evil as well. They (Adam & Eve) brought it on themselves.

Are you truly this much of a dullard or do you practise every day at it really hard?

Fish (On Moderation) · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-19-2006, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Are you truly this much of a dullard or do you practise every day at it really hard?

The philosophy of what God is trying to convey to us in Genesis can be a bit tricky to grasp. But if nothing else be thankful God gave you your life and everything in it (including all your loved ones). Without God there would be nothing

Rachael Van Helsing · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-19-2006, 12:39 AM

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The philosophy of what God is trying to convey to us in Genesis can be a bit tricky to grasp. But if nothing else be thankful God gave you your life and everything in it (including all your loved ones). Without God there would be nothing

Will you PLEASE stop trying to convert me. I already told you I'm a happy 'hellbound heathen', please respect that!!

If the Landover people want to try and convert people, well, I may not agree but this is their forum and I'm here to debate with them.
Not to have a cheeto eating, wine cooler drinking, 40 year old virgin in his Momma's basement trying to convert me, so STOP it!

Fish (On Moderation) · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-19-2006, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Not to have a cheeto eating, wine cooler drinking, 40 year old virgin in his Momma's basement trying to convert me, so STOP it!

God respects your choices and so shall I.

Rachael Van Helsing · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-19-2006, 12:50 AM

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God respects your choices and so shall I.

Just curious, do the scars from the lobotomy still show? Did they accidently chop off too much of your brain when trying to remove the fork someone surely jabbed into your forehead?

Fish (On Moderation) · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-19-2006, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Just curious, do the scars from the lobotomy still show? Did they accidently chop off too much of your brain when trying to remove the fork someone surely jabbed into your forehead?

Nope, never had a fork in the head or a lobotomy.

Rachael Van Helsing · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-19-2006, 01:00 AM

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Nope, never had a fork in the head or a lobotomy.

I'm not convinced. I can see telltale signs of both in your picture. Plus, your words say otherwise.

Fish (On Moderation) · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-19-2006, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

I'm not convinced. I can see telltale signs of both in your picture. Plus, your words say otherwise.

That photo in my avatar is not me. You already know this.

Rachael Van Helsing · 12:37 AM

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That photo in my avatar is not me. You already know this.

I know you seem to be in denial about a lot of things. Like the fork in the forehead incident. Just as well there's proof:Attachment 233

Fish (On Moderation) · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-19-2006, 05:21 AM

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I know you seem to be in denial about a lot of things. Like the fork in the forehead incident. Just as well there's proof:Attachment 233

You're very clever

Lady Sorrow · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-19-2006, 08:27 AM

Dear Lord, spare me from this nancyboy Fish! The vile homer has committed a sin in that he has forced me to agree with the hellbound Van HELLsing!

I can only imagine the line of people that were waiting to put that fork in! Vile blasphemous Mary-worshipping heathen!
You false Christians make me sick, spouting off your blasphemous lies!

I apologize to the Godliest of men for posting in the men's only forum, but (I see I'm not the only one...the witch HELLsing and Fish are here too...and Fish can hardly be counted as a man) I could not be silent when there was the opportunity to rebuke this simpering HOMER!!

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-19-2006, 02:37 PM

Ms. Sorrow:

Is the reason that you are sorrowful because you haven't found a Godly man yet

? And, in a question I perhaps should have asked first, are you a "Godly Woman" or "Unsaved Trash" -- they seem contradictory? If I am reassured by a Godly Pastor, however, I will assume that this is completely in order (as our Bible has its own parts that have True Information™ that differs from other True Information™ and I can believe only through Faith©).....

I am always on the lookout for a Godly wench, and follow to the "t" Landover's Dating Guidelines....

Pastor Ezekiel · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-20-2006, 12:10 AM

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Ms. Sorrow:

Is the reason that you are sorrowful because you haven't found a Godly man yet

? And, in a question I perhaps should have asked first, are you a "Godly Woman" or "Unsaved Trash" -- they seem contradictory? If I am reassured by a Godly Pastor, however, I will assume that this is completely in order (as our Bible has its own parts that have True Information™ that differs from other True Information™ and I can believe only through Faith©).....

I am always on the lookout for a Godly wench, and follow to the "t" Landover's Dating Guidelines....

You'll need to achieve True Christian status, and arrange for a chaperone.

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-20-2006, 04:54 AM

Surely! Who might be my Godly™ chaperone? Perhaps Pastor Zeke or even Pastor Al? I presume either one would provide equally good lessons in being a Godly Man™ and teach me well how to deal with the ignorant sex!

Lady Sorrow · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-20-2006, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by JonFish85

Ms. Sorrow:

Is the reason that you are sorrowful because you haven't found a Godly man yet

? And, in a question I perhaps should have asked first, are you a "Godly Woman" or "Unsaved Trash" -- they seem contradictory? If I am reassured by a Godly Pastor, however, I will assume that this is completely in order (as our Bible has its own parts that have True Information™ that differs from other True Information™ and I can believe only through Faith©).....

I am always on the lookout for a Godly wench, and follow to the "t" Landover's Dating Guidelines....

Well, I'm sorrowful because there are so many heathens in this world and so many false christians making a mockery of our Lord.
As to finding a man, my understanding is that the Godly Pastors of Landover will assist with that when the time is right. If Pastor Pistle or Pastor Ezekiel do think you a suitable young man and would consent to chaperone...well, then we'll see.

However, I did hope that I might have a shot at converting Hairy Homer...underneath the homerism and hair he seems a nice man and it would be a shame to see him roast in hellfire.

Enobarbus · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-20-2006, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

BAH.
My IQ IS in the 150's, Zekey. As are the IQs of many women. Men and women tend to excel in different areas, that's all. Same way men have more muscles and women can have babies...different 'specialties', so to speak.

As measured by whom? Your Mum? The scientologists? You high priestess in the local covern? On which scale? And how old were you at the time?

If you are so bright it is a wonder that you don't know that there are proportionately more men in the very high IQ bracket than women. It's a fact -- yes, yes, yes, you may argue that the average is the same but women's IQ's are clusted around the mean much more than men's.

Not that this secular and largely discredited notion is of any real importance.

Rachael Van Helsing · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-20-2006, 10:20 AM

An IQ test I took a few years ago.
The richter scale, of course old

I was so damn smart, I gave them earthquakes. old

Pastor Ezekiel · **Re: Men ARE Smarter then women -** 10-20-2006, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

An IQ test I took a few years ago.
The richter scale, of course old

I was so damn smart, I gave them earthquakes. old

Filthy harlot! Are you comparing yourself with Jesus now? Do you actually fancy that you can create the earthquakes that are spoken of in the Holy Bible, sent by God Himself to kill millions of unsaved scumbuckets like you!??

If I were you, I would be watching my step, witch. Jesus is likely getting as fed up with you as we are.