[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: We Should Not Exonerate Witches from 329 Years Ago

There is no end to the public schools' desire to undermine Christianity. Here are just a few of the things we know to be true from the Bible that the public schools actively deny:
Unicorns in Numbers 24:8, dragons in Psalm 148:7, fiery flying serpents in Isaiah 30:6, zombies in Matthew 27:52-54, talking trees in Judges 9:8-15, a talking donkey in Numbers 22:28-30, the ability of True Christians™ to perform miracles greater than those of Jesus in John 14:12, the remission of sin through bondage in Ezekiel 4:4-8, the fact that bad things only happen to bad people in Proverbs 12:21, and a son who is older than his biological father in 2 Chronicles 21:18-22 and 2 Chronicles 22:1-2.
As True Christians™, we know all of these things to be true. For example, Matthew 17:20-21 tells us that True Christians™ can move mountains through faith. Every couple of years we do exactly that, moving mountains by a few inches just to mess with the godless scientists. That's why measurements of mountain height keep changing. (We don't move the mountains farther because, presumably, God put them where they are for a reason, and we don't want to set God's great plan behind schedule.)
Thankfully, with our newly conservative Supreme Court, the US will soon return to a Bible-based public school education and left wing anti-Christian oppression will end forever.

Powerful, Brother Dnow. The battle we fight to have truth taught in our schools is never ending. Satan is always there, tempting teachers and administrators to leave the Bible's truths behind.

With the help of President Trumps Supreme Court Justices we will prevail.

[handmaiden]

Re: We Should Not Exonerate Witches from 329 Years Ago

You know what is sort of crazy? With all this new "tolerance" about "alternative spirituality" and neo-pagan this and indigenous rituals that, we have so many more witches and shamans and wizards to fight against. So instead of exonerating clearly guilty people from the past, we need to step up our efforts to condemn, convict and punish people in the here and now.

In the past, churches openly preached against witchcraft so witches had to hide their activities. It took canny observation to spot their magic evil deeds and report them to the religious authorities. Nowadays, people flaunt their devil-worship. It's down right popular.

This is why we, True Christians™, need to control not just all the churches but all the legislative bodies and governing boards, and any other ruling institutions. We have to make witches afraid again. And we need to make gays ashamed and Jews nervous.

Forget undoing the perfectly acceptable legal rulings from 329 years ago, we need to roll the clocks and calendars even further back. It's the only way to fight the liberal, progressive agenda. Backwards, not forward is the way to go to ensure the future of our country.