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  • Pray for Patrick Rushing

    A Godly mayor and an avowed follower of Christ has been hounded from his role of mayor by noting the similar physiognomy of Barack Obama to a monkey, and Michelle Obama to a gorilla.


    Michelle was saying at the DNC that she wouldn't trust Trump with the nuclear codes. She wouldn't trust him with the finger on the button.


    Crock of...


    Barack just expects a banana when he presses the button.


    We need Trump. We need someone to make America Great Again. We need Patrick Rushing to resume his rightful role as mayor of Airway Heights, Washington.


    58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


    Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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    Re: Pray for Patrick Rushing

    Originally posted by Phil Ander View Post
    Michelle was saying at the DNC that she wouldn't trust Trump with the nuclear codes. She wouldn't trust him with the finger on the button.
    Well that's just silly. Why, the nuclear codes were developed to protect us against the USSR. Today, the USSR is called Russia, and we know the Putin-Trump Bromance is far cooler, and manlier, than any other presidential Bromance (Obama and Tru-duh, I'm looking at you).





    Besides, it was the Russians who hacked the DNC so that Hillary would be caught with her proverbial pants down, exposing the ineptitude of those who are corrupt enough to advance into politics, but stupid enough to get caught. Trump isn't stupid enough to get caught, so he probably isn't stupid enough to use the codes foolishly.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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