No Turkey Pardon in Freehold

[Johny Joe Hold]

The famous "Turkey Pardon" ceremonies held at the White House each year and at state capitols around the U.S. are anti Christian. Our Holy Bible God tells us we humans are to use all other living things to our own advantage (Genesis 1:28). It does not say turkeys are to decide what we eat on Thanksgiving.

Regardless of how many mothers say their children would like me to pardon a turkey, this True Christian™ Mayor will not do it.

At turkey pardon, Biden serves jokes and vaccination push (yahoo.com)

[handmaiden]

Re: No Turkey Pardon in Freehold

The famous "Turkey Pardon" ceremonies held at the White House each year and at state capitols around the U.S. are anti Christian. In our Holy Bible God tells us we humans are to use all other living things to our own advantage (Genesis 1:28). It does not say turkeys are to decide what we eat on Thanksgiving.

Regardless of how many mothers say their children would like me to pardon a turkey, this True Christian™ Mayor will not do it.

At turkey pardon, Biden serves jokes and vaccination push (yahoo.com)

I understand that he made lame jokes mocking and criticizing Republicans. Just what you would expect from a dufus, hell-bound Democrat like Sleepy Joe. Surprised he kept awake for the whole thing.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: No Turkey Pardon in Freehold

I understand that he made lame jokes mocking and criticizing Republicans. Just what you would expect from a dufus, hell-bound Democrat like Sleepy Joe. Surprised he kept awake for the whole thing.

All that mocking of Republicans and giving the turkeys a pardon is the evidence we need: Biden is not a real Christian.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: No Turkey Pardon in Freehold

I'm surprised Biden didn't order a mass pardon of all turkeys because they're sentient beings with feelings too. Yuck. I don't even like turkey but I would personally wring the neck of every turkey in the country if it would give the slightest advantage to a single Christian, as commanded by the Bible. There's a famous quote about the discomfort of a single US soldier being worth more than the lives of all the Japanese, or Chinese, I can't remember precisely. But I don't think the details matter here. If it wasn't General Patton, then he also phrased things clearly:

I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the ass; twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all the time. Our plan of operation is to advance and keep on advancing. We're going to go through the enemy like shit through a tinhorn.