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Default Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S - 05-18-2016, 12:50 AM
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Angelique, will you repent, and have you had sex before marriage? Because if you haven't had sex and will accept Jesus, you may someday have the honor of wearing a dress like that.[/QUOTE Because of course, that's unholy, disgusting. But the murders of millions of innocent youth is completely fine. Yes they were strange and the strange must be murdered it is holy. well sorry Darlings
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Default Re: Wedding Dress DO'S & DONT'S - 05-18-2016, 03:40 AM
Personally, I would stick her under a sheet. Now, a nice sheet, perhaps 2000 or so thread count, but a sheet none the less. Cut out a hole for the head, stick her in and pop a veil on that masterpiece, and you've got yourself a fine, humble wedding dress. I'd also suggest sticking her in a white-sleeved shirt underneath the sheet, and cutting out arm holes.

I once knew a bride who was going this route, and she didn't cut out arm holes. The sheet was too long, and as she stepped down from the altar she tripped and knocked out a few teeth, among other things. Also, she ended up falling in such a manner that the guests in the front row ended up tumbling like dominoes. The total injury count was three broken fingers and toes, and $72.36 worth of lost purses.
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Because of course, that's unholy, disgusting. But the murders of millions of innocent youth is completely fine. Yes they were strange and the strange must be murdered it is holy. well sorry Darlings
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Oh my, I'll pray for you. Murder is not condoned in the Bible, but Biblical justice is. God is merciful, but He is also just as stated in Job 36:6. Everything is placed in accordance with His will, and a stupid, lowly woman, who am I to question it?

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