[Uncle Rutherford]

I have been Havin’ the mightiest of headaches lately while repaving the church parkin lots today and I was looking into BC headache powder. It ain’t Tylenol or some other sorta drug and since it had the initials “BC” in it, it must mean “Biblical Christian” powder. I am worried though because what if the “BC” in BC Headache Powder means “Before Christ”? Wouldn’t that turn me into a savage who sins and have no concept of The Bible?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

I have been Havin’ the mightiest of headaches lately while repaving the church parkin lots today and I was looking into BC headache powder. It ain’t Tylenol or some other sorta drug and since it had the initials “BC” in it, it must mean “Biblical Christian” powder.

I'm sorry, Brother Rutherford, you are experiencing such discomfort.

I looked up that white powder, "BC," you are considering. My advice is to reject any medicine similar to a street drug. The two might get mixed up. Inhaling the white powder, cocaine, is the work of the devil.

The Devil might be trying to tempt you with "BC, Because I Care" but you are only loved by JC, Jesus Christ.
https://www.bcpowder.com/

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

I have been Havin’ the mightiest of headaches lately while repaving the church parkin lots today and I was looking into BC headache powder. It ain’t Tylenol or some other sorta drug and since it had the initials “BC” in it, it must mean “Biblical Christian” powder. I am worried though because what if the “BC” in BC Headache Powder means “Before Christ”? Wouldn’t that turn me into a savage who sins and have no concept of The Bible?

My experience (and I am no healer) is that Christian medication, when it is Pastor Approved™ is always in a powder form and contained in a neatly folded envelope.

I recall Rev. Osborne used to have it in bulk, sort of like a brick. It worked miracles. Many a night during a game of cards, he would pass some out at 3 AM and everyone would get a second wind and the frivolities would go on well in to sunrise. Chatting away about everything.
It is those tablet things, you just do not know what is really in them.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

I've always been worried about the idea of "taking a powder". It seems so cowardly. We True Christians™ stand and fight!

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

My experience (and I am no healer) is that Christian medication, when it is Pastor Approved™ is always in a powder form and contained in a neatly folded envelope.

I recall Rev. Osborne used to have it in bulk, sort of like a brick. It worked miracles. Many a night during a game of cards, he would pass some out at 3 AM and everyone would get a second wind and the frivolities would go on well in to sunrise. Chatting away about everything.
It is those tablet things, you just do not know what is really in them.

Does Pastor Ezekiel have some? I would be willing to pay anything to make this headache go away. I plan on praying all night but anything to help the praying would be greatly appreciated.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

It is those tablet things, you just do not know what is really in them.

Wholly in agreement regarding tablets, visitors sometimes ask me for something but I never have any. Jesus not only heals but prevents headaches before anyone thought of getting one. Satan thought. Sorry. Thought of giving you one. What about liquid preparations? Not those rotten bottles of muck sold in secular outlets as "analgesics" cooked up in a laboratory somewhere - but actual tonics as known to Adam, Jesus, Luke and almost certainly John not requiring any sort of laboratory but created by God and mentioned in Genesis chapter one? Right there in The Bible.

[Elmer G. White]

Jesus has promised to provide us with a powerful tonic in the near future.

Revelation 22:2
In the midst of the street of it, and on either side of the river, was there the tree of life, which bare twelve manner of fruits, and yielded her fruit every month: and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations.

This means that some kind of leaves would be the best remedy.



Jesus will plant these trees by the streets of New Jerusalem. This will happen any day now. Just chew on them and you'll be back servicing Jesus 24/7 in no time!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[WWJDnow]

To me, BC stands for "before Christ." No saved person wants to go back to the life he led before being born again: sex without guilt, enjoying the music and books and tv and movies that appealed to our taste rather than to the ethics of our community, never being rebuked by our deacons and church ladies, not tithing 20% of each paycheck... how miserable we used to be back then! So I'd stay away from any BC product.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

I have been Havin’ the mightiest of headaches lately while repaving the church parkin lots today and I was looking into BC headache powder. It ain’t Tylenol or some other sorta drug and since it had the initials “BC” in it, it must mean “Biblical Christian” powder. I am worried though because what if the “BC” in BC Headache Powder means “Before Christ”? Wouldn’t that turn me into a savage who sins and have no concept of The Bible?

I've taken the liberty Brother Rutherford of gathering some information from the internet about this "BC" stuff. Bear in mind that anything on the internet these days is suspect - for all I know it could be a cure for the Covid.

On the surface it looks like it's as harmless as taking an aspirin and a cup of coffee, but there is always reason to be suspicious. For one, it's from Austria - and we all know what trouble that lummox son Archduke Ferdinand caused in the early part of the last Century.

My personal recommendation would be to halt that repaving project for a few weeks and see if your symtoms go away. If you indeed feel better I would recommend that you look in to the asphalt supplier for the project. There are some places around the world (like the La Brea Tar Pits in Commiefornia) where the sulphurous gasses from Hell bubble up for thousands of years.

I wouldn't put it past Satan and the Democrats to try and turn Freehold over to the dark side. We may have caught this conspiracy in the nick of time.

Active Ingredients:

Active Ingredients (per Powder): Aspirin (845 mg), Caffeine (65 mg).


Inactive Ingredients:

Inactive Ingredients: Docusate Sodium, Fumaric Acid, Lactose Monohydrate, Potassium Chloride.


Dosage:

Adults and Children 12 Years of Age and Over: Place 1 powder on tongue every 6 hours, while symptoms persist.


Adverse Effects:

Adverse effects of chronic use of BC powder include gastrointestinal symptoms like heart burn, nausea, peptic ulcers, gastrointestinal bleeding, esophageal ulcerations, and hematologic side effects like hypoprothrombinemia and thrombocytopenia. Bleeding from the nose and gums have been reported rarely.


Origins:

It was developed in 1906, by Commodore “Conny” Council, a Durham pharmacist working in the drug store of Germain Bernard. The name was created from the initials of the pair's surnames. Originally produced at the Hepolscheiemer Clinic in Graz, Austria, it contains 845 mg of aspirin and 65 mg of caffeine.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

To me, BC stands for "before Christ." No saved person wants to go back to the life he led before being born again: sex without guilt, enjoying the music and books and tv and movies that appealed to our taste rather than to the ethics of our community, never being rebuked by our deacons and church ladies, not tithing 20% of each paycheck... how miserable we used to be back then! So I'd stay away from any BC product.

Oh I avoided it on that revelation trust me. I was kindly offered by a fellow church member some of his home made white powder and some funny smelling salve. The salve didn’t do all that much but OH BOY his white powder remedy turned me right around and even gave me a lot of energy! I have half a mind to ask for some more so I can finish paving the parking lots on schedule.